Originally Posted by Elvie

Now this is one contest that may be hard for someone like myself to win - someone who is generally a lurker unless I have something really fascinating to contribute ;-)
Great idea to get the forum off and running though Jon. I like your style.

Originally Posted by Karnul

Forget that attorney shit. Just do whatever the next few posters suggest, you can't lose.

Originally Posted by George Carlin

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.