Originally Posted by rex_b

Can I be a wankster rather than a wanker?

Originally Posted by Karnul

Forget that attorney shit. Just do whatever the next few posters suggest, you can't lose.

Originally Posted by George Carlin

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.