Read N00b guide - ok, did that.
Make sure to keep my asbestos undies on at all times - works for me.
Keep my worthless fucking mouth shut until I have something to contribute - Can do
Wait - I just spoke up - DAMMIT, I've already screwed up!
I am gonna like it here
Now I just have to find a pic of some boobies!
*off to read more posts so I know what the fuck I'm doing*