Originally Posted by mrvolleyball

As someone (famous) once said "The harder I work the luckier I seem to get"

Originally Posted by Karnul

Forget that attorney shit. Just do whatever the next few posters suggest, you can't lose.

Originally Posted by George Carlin

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.