Mr. Montler says we're almost half way there.
A Montler is a Monkey Butler for those people who hired and are surrounded by so many of them they have to shorten the term. They used to be wild and untamed monkeys that were picked and captured for the "serving like qualities" displayed in their behavior. Only the most subservant and balanced of monkeys were chosen for Monkey Butler training camp and later hired to be actual Montlers and only one was named Mr. Montler.
Mr. Montler everyone
