All of these fucking guys are NOT experts at anything, except for marketing their blogs and convincing the world that they matter in the industry. I am so tired of people talking about them, like what they blog about or say on their over-exaggerated radio shows/podcasts/vlogs is the most amazing thing in the world, aahhhhhhh!!
None of them are "super affiliates". I promise. They aren't. Never have been, and never will be. Well, that is unless Photoshop crumbles and dies.
It's gotten to the point now where it's absolutely INSULTING to be part of an industry in which people still believe that Shoemoney is not bias in any of his "reviews", or that what he blogs about actually matters. It's pretty obvious that after one very drunken night, Jared from the Subway commercials and Mr. Clean hooked up and their illegitimate love child.. Shoemoney was born. We're still a little unsure as to who's asshole he came out of, but either way, it wasn't a clean one, and the proof is pretty obvious even today!
Here's a hot tip for everyone to digest.. Aside for getting caught lying about Dmoz banning him (when Shawn Collins - a former Dmoz Editor proved right here on WickedFire, that Shoemoney did in fact offer a BRIBE to Dmoz.org only to be banned for doing so), or that with AuctionAds he magically lost all of the revenues from referrals (we had over 100 here, and then one day, poof, gone and never to return!). I mean the guy sets himself up for failure, time and time again, and everyone just drinks from the fucking Koolaid, over and over again! No wonder Yahoo banned him from sending over what had to have been the SHITTIEST traffic, EVER! Doesn't anyone even realize that if that were to happen to me, that last thing I would do is blog about it, because he was pretty much announcing that he had the scammiest traffic ever because they were all REFUNDS AND CHARGEBACKS!!!
What about John Chow. Now, I have nothing personal against the guy. He really is a nice guy. He doesn't lie. He's well mannered, but why don't you guys pay attention to the fine print here. He started blogging about how to make money online about a year ago. Right, nothing wrong with that. But he doesn't actually blog about making money per se. Instead, he blogs about what people suggest on other blogs on how they THINK you should go about it, because when it all comes down to it, he's never really done affiliate marketing since he started last year... on his fucking blog! Don't you guys see it??? Seriously now. I'm not ranting and raving like a lunatic for my health.. I'm just shocked that no one seems to realize this, and so many people are such giant pussies, and don't want to disagree with the crowd, so they all go along with it -- "Yeah, he's an expert" or "Yeah, let him speak at the show". WHAT THE FUCK?! Since when does someone like John Chow, who asked me about a year ago on AIM, of "what exactly is affiliate marketing"!!!!!!!!!! And now he's going to speak on the fucking topic?!?! Are you INSANE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
It's like saying that Dr. Phil has more than two topics to cover on his show!! Cmon, every fat lazy fuck in the South knows better than that! Fools!
Another winner.. This Super Affiliate Mindset from India. Where the hell did this douche come from? I mean, aside for OBVIOUSLY having the greatest fashion sense in the entire industry, not to mention, he is definitely an expert in picking the gayest photos of himself on his own blog... oh no, you're married to a woman, of course you are Amit, no one would ever think otherwise...
Wait for it... Wait for it...
Bam! Does this guy have an eye for really expensive art pieces for his wall or what!
You know what I love about this picture right here.. aside for the fact that he's sporting the pants pulled up too high and too tightly (cmon dude, you have a gut, stop using your elite gut cloaking methods, you're not fooling anyone) but that he wrote under this photo on his blog:
"You know you're a super affiliate when you get that mini-fridge in the mail! LOL"
As opposed to getting it by flying fucking carpet? Oh wait.. you meant because you're such a big spender, that by rewarding you, Google thought to themselves "hey, what does Amit NOT have out there in India.. I know, a fucking fridge!".
Guess what Amit.. You fucking Camel turd.. Google sends out toys to everyone, it's just the really full of themself douchebags that post about their little prizes on their blogs.
I swear.. I can go on for hours here.. But I won't, because I need to get my cranky ass to bed.
So at least take into consideration next time you see one of these guys blog about how much they are making, or how fucking smart they are, and ask yourself..
IF YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING SEO/SEM OR SUPER AFFILIATE.. WHY DO YOUR BLOGS NEVER RANK IN GOOGLE FOR KEYWORDS YOU'RE SO OBVIOUSLY AIMING FOR??
AND WHY DO THE WORST ADVERTISERS, LIKE THE MLM, GET RICH QUICK SCHEMERS, OR ALLOWING ONE OF THE SHADIEST NETWORKS LIKE CLICKBOOTH TO ADVERTISE ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH THEIR LIES?
YOU GUYS CLAIM TO HAVE ETHICS AND MORALS, EXCEPT.. YOU DON'T.
It's no wonder that you people always have to band together and feed off one another in order to stay "popular". Should we call this "incestual marketing"?
So for the industry's sake... please... stop believing their bullshit, and just use your common sense. I don't care if you don't like me or my blog or even WickedFire, but for your own good... ENOUGH ALREADY!
/rant