Originally Posted by MisterX

Useless yet satisfying fact of the day

As both a reward and contribution, I present you with an "Epic Win" prize.

Originally Posted by Karnul

Forget that attorney shit. Just do whatever the next few posters suggest, you can't lose.

Originally Posted by George Carlin

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.