darbsllim

I'm a huge tech gadget fan, but I've been too busy the past 2 years to keep up with all the latest advancements in gadgetry.

Its time for me to get a sweet ass cell phone, here's what I want in a cell phone, tell me if you know of one that does this stuff:

-really good qwerty keypad (or an accessory that is this)
-thin like an ipod
-80gb harddrive
-sweet 3" or higher touchscreen
-GPS nav device for driving (and location if I lose it, or tracking if I give to someone)
-laptop capabilities
-wifi and bluetooth
-satellite radio receiver
-plays avi movies and can hook up to your tv (like an archos player)
-records videos and takes pictures
-knows my name and talks to me
-can start my car (need a gadgety car too btw) and interface with it (not really necessary but would be cool)
-and some more really sweet features.

Anyone know of something this cool?

These are just random thoughts. If you have a sweet ass cell phone, please tell me what it does and what it costs.

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