Nursery Rhizymes found with Gizoogle:
Rub a dub dub
Quote:
Rub-a-dizzle
Three men in a tizzay
And how do you thiznink they gots there?
The shot calla tha drug deala tha candlestick-maka --
They all jumped out of a rotten potato!
'Twas enough ta makes a F-to-tha-izzish stare.
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What was WORSE is I found a collection of Nursery Rhymes and couldn't BELIEVE when I saw the name of one:
I LOVE LITTLE PUSSY:
I Love Little Pussy
Welcome to Dateline NBC. That poem is funny enough, but when you Gizoogle it you get:
Quote:
I love shawty pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hizzurt her,
She'll do me no hizzle.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy n I,
Vizzle gently wizzle play.
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