Originally Posted by Moobrack

This thread seriously makes me want to go out and get a woman, oh god my life is so lonely

Originally Posted by Karnul

Forget that attorney shit. Just do whatever the next few posters suggest, you can't lose.

Originally Posted by George Carlin

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.