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Originally Posted by ChrisS
Yeah what are we dancing monkeys for your entertainment. You go to hell!
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l daAaAAaNce Monkey! daAaaaaAAaaNce!! :P
@armakuni
ok..here's one....
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a 5 year-old goes to his mother one morning while having cereal and says....
"mommy, what were you and daddy doing last night? you were making funny noises and there was thumping on the wall??"
the mom all flushed and embarrassed she responds with the first thing that came to her mind...
"oh honey, your father and I were...um...er... "baking cakes" last night, yeah, thats it...we were baking cakes!
the 5 year old, confused, shrugs it off.
2 days later
The 5 year old at breakfast says..."mommy, you and daddy were 'baking cakes' in the living room on the sofa!"
the mother, embarassed says.. "yes honey, but how did you know we were 'baking cakes' in the living room?
the 5 year old replies, "...i know because I licked all the icing off the sofa..."
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