You guys are a scream. At least I got a good laugh this morning.
About reading: I have been reading, but there is always a technical aspect I don't get. I am not dumb, I just need some direction. That's why I came here. I was going to join Blackhat World instead, I have spent a lot of time READING there, but they have a bad rep online and you guys are highly recommended. Maybe it's because people love to be belittled?