Bah! That picture gives you nothing as a comparison point. Other than the description, it just looks like a short stubby candy cane.
I think this is a case for the people at
Pimp That Snack
And ChrisS, you should get an emofringe... watch the jailbait try to get your pants off then. It'll be that you have to beat em off with a stick, or beat off your stick to em, or something.