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Don't ban this dude. He's awesome.
My list of things I do to make money:
1) Collect bottles
2) Return cats to their owners
3) Sell my hair
4) Hold things for people
5) Don't hit someone with a brick
6) Eat massive quantities of hot dogs in 1 minute or less
7) Tell people where things are
8) Tell dogs not to do things, or I tell them to do other things
9) Scallops
10) Fire people who cannot otherwise be fired
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