This one is not mine but I still had to share it:
You: I am looking for a pet snake
LydiaS: I'm doing Great, thank you for asking
LydiaS: Sure, Just a moment please
You: Thank you
You: Its taking a while, do you want me to be more specific?
LydiaS: No, I'm sorry my pc is just alittle slow
You: Is it running ok
LydiaS: Yes, thank you I think I have got it
You: I really need a place to buy one, i know all about them already
LydiaS: Okay
You: i am looking for a specific breed
LydiaS: Okay, what kind?
You: Trousius Erectious Adder, its quite common
You: its more commonly know as a Trouser Snake
LydiaS: thank you, one moment please.. thank you for your patience
You: Its taking a while, do you usually have trouble finding Trouser Snakes?
LydiaS: Sorry my 1st search for Trouser Snake
You: Really? That suprises me, have you ever searched for Gash?
LydiaS: No, Sorry .. I have to go.. Have A Good Day!
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ChristieF: Hello, what can I search for you today?
You: I need a nice set of knockers
ChristieF: Me too
You: Really? Are you decorating your house too?
You: I got my new front door in, i just need some door knockers
ChristieF: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: Can you find a local shop that sells knockers, my wife wants a polished knob too
ChristieF: In what state are you located?
You: I live in England
You: I need a local shop, i don't want my postman handling my wifes knob or my nice set of knockers
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SpencerT: Welcome to ChaCha!
SpencerT: Hello. Do you need help finding jokes?
You: Hey spencer my man, how are you?
SpencerT: I'm good, thanks. What can I help you find?
You: tell me the funniest joke you know, don't cheat by looking on google either
SpencerT: Ah, you just want a joke from my personal stash?
You: yep
SpencerT: Ok, fine, if that's what you want...
SpencerT: Three old ladiest were sitting on a bench in the park when an exhibitionist walked by and flashed them.
SpencerT: The first old lady had a stroke.
SpencerT: The second old lady had a stroke.
SpencerT: The third old lady couldn't reach.
You: classic, cheersbuddy!