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Old 12-15-2006, 12:59 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Too fuckin' funny

So, when the guide started returning results, this Google Ad popped up that said "Meth Addiction Video Help". I jumped on that shit:

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Originally Posted by ChaCha Conversation
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyF
KimberlyF: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimberlyF: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: Hi, I'm looking for webmaster forums and affiliate forums
KimberlyF: Are you looking for a forum on something specific?
You: webmaster and affiliates
KimberlyF: OK, one moment please.
You: why does it say "meth addiction video tool"? I'm looking for forums
KimberlyF: Is that on the side of your screen or in the links section?
You: Right below "Guide Results". Are you saying that I have a meth problem?
You: cuz I don't
KimberlyF: I did not send you any sites on meth addiction. I'm sorry if your seeing those.
You: Okay, but that's what is says under Guide Results, then it has Computers Internet and two more results.
You: Are any of the forums any good?
KimberlyF: That's weird, sometimes, the system with send out a site to look at while we're searching, we have no control over that.
You: So, the system thinks that I need meth help because I asked for webmaster and affiliate forums? That's stupid
KimberlyF: Well, I guess it depends on what information your looking for specifically.
You: But I only do meth on the weekends. Not right now. How did it know?
KimberlyF: You can thank all the pranksters we've been getting for that! Really messes with our system.
You: So, somebody else told you guys
You: That's not cool. How did they know when I would be on?
You: Can you wait, while I look at this.
KimberlyF: WE know of a few groups who like to play with our guides!
KimberlyF: Sure go ahead.
You: Groups?
KimberlyF: Yes, there are at least four forums that have pranked us and continue to.
You: Are any of them webmaster forums or affiliate forums? Are they any good? W3.org doesn't look like a forum
KimberlyF: It says it is, but I'll delete it and see what else I can find.
You: Okay. Are radio stations pranking you? They like to do that.
KimberlyF: I don't think we've had radio stations yet, but I'm not sure, I haven't been working in the last few days. The prankster really start to wear on your nerves after a while.
You: Okay, so how did they know that I do meth, and get it to show up under the results? I think that there is a breach of privacy here.
You: You're not supposed to tell people, it's like a doctor client privlige or something.
You: WickedFire? Is that real?
You: Hello?
KimberlyF: It doesn't know you do meth! and even if it did, I'm not a priest, lawyer, or doctor, and therefore cannot grant you any guarantee of privacy!
KimberlyF: Are these results sufficient?
You: Then how did it put that in your results? It says guide results!
KimberlyF: It's automatically generated by the system.
You: But HOW did it KNOW???
KimberlyF: Is there anything else ont his topic I can find for you?
You: I want to talk to your supervisor please.
You: Somethings not right here.
You: Hello?
KimberlyF: Thank you for using ChaCha. Have a great day.
KimberlyF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
WickedFire was the 5th result.
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