Warning: This Is NOT For The Faint Of Heart!
I kid you not; very few people will be able to handle this offer in its entirety. I kid you not, the eminence and precedence surrounding this post is incredible! (So if you have a PROBLEM with reaping the splendors of life, I suggest you run away, before you have a heart attack or worse…)
What I am about to offer, is not to be taken seriously. Yup, that’s right. Don’t take it seriously. In fact, take it in a CAREFREE manner.
After all, you aren’t going to have to dish out any pennies here, WHATSOEVER. So I want you to be as carefree as possible here, AT MY EXPENSE!
So what is the deal here? Well the deal is simple:
I will write you 10 FREE articles in the relationship niche, with a MAXIMUM word count set at 500 words.
OH MY GOD, I know! That sounds crazy. But you know what? That’s not crazy at all! HECK! Let’s make it the REAL DEAL:
I am going to write 10 FREE articles for 10 different members! So I am LITERALLY giving away 100 articles! And this isn’t a “LAME & SPINELESS” offer either! You bet that YOU will get 10 articles. None of that “10 free articles….BUT 1 article to 10 people” CRAP.
When I say you are getting 10 articles, I MEAN IT!
What about the turnaround time? I will complete ONE package of 10 articles a day. So if you are late getting in line, you will have to wait to receive your project.
But if that doesn’t already have your heart racing, and your booze spilled all over your keyboard, then let me give you a little more “juice”:
• Are you sick and tired of LAME keyword stuffed articles which sound like a fart from a dead corpse?
• Are you absolutely disgusted with the useless tips and advice being offered in your previously purchased articles?
• Do you HATE having to give yourself a “Double-face palm”, just because every fool out there (and his mom) is handing out regurgitated content?
• Do you desperately search for someone who can ACTUALLY create real tips, REAL content, and generate REAL ADVICE so that your READERS & CUSTOMERS can actually say:
“Hey, this guy knows his stuff? Here’s my CREDIT CARD!”
• Do you want the most dynamic and cutting edge content which will make even the crappiest product appear to be the answer to life itself?
• Would you love to actually get something for free (for a change) that is ACTUALLY useful?
If you agreed to any of the above, then you have successfully been converted into the REAL “Big-Shot’s” zone. And trust me, I have heard your desperate cries for REAL content!
So how do you get this great offer? Where can you sign the dotted line? Well my friend, if you aren’t a big player yourself, you don’t get in.
But what would qualify you as a big player in the first place? Well you only need to be a prominent part of this forum. IE: You have a kick-ass history of contribution to this forum.
OTHERWISE, I don’t want to hear from you! You can whine all day about how unfair it is if you aren’t part of my selection process, but this is the big-shot’s zone now…so get lost!
Now listen up, if you qualify!
I need you to send me your keywords, if necessary. If not, EVEN BETTER! Also, give me any other details about your project as are necessary, so that it can become one of the most prolific projects in the history of business!
Otherwise, just sit back, and watch your FREE articles roll into your inbox!
Looking forward to working with YOU,
Her Highness :updown:
) if not, send me rates and writing samples please.
