adamlantelme

Everyone's got a pitch, I'm no different...it's just that when my fingers roll over the black keys of my PC, brilliance is elucidated.

I was born in the US of fuckin A, so damned right I speak English. I can nail any topic the same way that bastard Kobe keeps hitting game winning shots, but won't do adult/warez/gaming.

BTW, I also have a college degree from a major University. I should add, that to me, it is a bigger waste of money than going to my last Kanye concert. I only mention it because, hell, I paid $50,000.00 for that overpriced piece of paper, might as well wave it around like a ten inch dick.

Fact of the matter is I enjoy writing, and I'm damn good at it. My shit's so good even Helen Keller decided to read it, and I didn't provide it in braille.

I've been "training" to write copy for the past two years or so, and need to get a nice portfolio rollin so I can approach bigger prospects. I know you guys need legitimate content, so we both win here.

I'll be honest, I don't plan on writing content forever, but everyone needs a start, and that is where you stand to benefit.

I'll do 4 review copies, 2 for mods, and 2 for members with 5 itraders and 100 posts. Mods are really who I'd like to see pick this up.

Prices are 2.0 cents a word, or $2.00 per 100 words. That's middle of the road for A+ work bitches. Believe me, I'm not going to regurgitate some damned wiki article, I actually learned how to research when I was in school. My work will pass Copyscape, and of course keyword optimization should be a given considering my price.

Articles should be at least 300 words in length, and I can be expected to have a turnaround time of 48 hours (I'd say 2 business days MAX, because I actually have another job, and won't just crank out garbage.)

I'm not going to overextend myself here either, so once I'm booked; I won't take on anymore projects. Straight up, I'm not trying to make a few extra bucks for crap writing, I'm setting myself for future successes.

Obviously I can't pm yet, so if you are interested you can pm me with the topic, keywords, word length, and an e-mail so I can get back to you.

I accept payment via Paypal, and don't ask for payment until order is completed.

Bottom line. If you want some grade A, certified gangsta ass content, and are looking for someone who isn't trying to make rent hit me up.

BurntPickle

I'll snag one of the reviews. Post an email address. We can't PM you either.

adamlantelme

Ah of course, burtonsnow83@yahoo.com

pfgannon

Emailed ya

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BurntPickle

Review:
- Turnover time was super fast, had the article about an hour after sending the directions over.
- Content is solid. Light years better than what most "writers" on WF produce. I'll still be making a handful of changes and tweaks but I can have this thing post ready / up to my anal standards in a few minutes.

He will become a favorite here if he can keep up this quality after having a bunch of orders thrown his way.

pfgannon

My request was for 450 words on choosing a hair salon. He came back with 750+ words, lot of energy, and he did a great job of impersonating a woman, which I'm sure you gay webmasters will love.

All in all, Adam is great writer, and I'll definitely be saving his email for more content to be used on my higher quality blogs.

Thanks for letting me review,
Paul

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Thank you both for the reviews as well! I've got 2 review copies left, and am headed into work here in a few houts so if anyone wants to PM with details on reviews let me know. Thanks again!!

Hellrot

Alright, just gave this guy a try. I needed some technical writing done (not something I usually use WF for... but gave him a shot.

Honestly, the writing was far and above what I w as expecting. I did make a few changes to simply make it sound more like me but, grammar, spelling sentence structure and flow were all just fine and he's already got a few more orders from me.