GIVE US YOUR LIST OF THINGS TO DO TO GET PAID - Page 2 - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

abhorrent · 01-08-2009, 02:43 PM

Aww, come back!
You funny.

jdomaha · 01-08-2009, 04:56 PM

Don't ban this dude. He's awesome.

My list of things I do to make money:

1) Collect bottles
2) Return cats to their owners
3) Sell my hair
4) Hold things for people
5) Don't hit someone with a brick
6) Eat massive quantities of hot dogs in 1 minute or less
7) Tell people where things are
8) Tell dogs not to do things, or I tell them to do other things
9) Scallops
10) Fire people who cannot otherwise be fired

HarveyJ · 01-08-2009, 06:09 PM

Selling hair's definitely a good one if you've got good hair. I've seen four figure price tags on a good human hair wig, particularly unusual shades of blonde or red.

I've also found that basic research, instead of expecting a handout, is a great way to get the info that gets you paid. Sometimes, I go to these places called libraries, and open these things called books, and read the stuff in there. Real books, where the authors name isn't even on the front cover, and they're usually bald white guys with glasses and half a dozen post-graduate degrees. Then I follow that up by looking for more information that references the stuff they were talking about, but is current (because with conditional modifiers, you can tell search engines how new a page needs to be).

Then I implement that information in a number of ways, often trying to figure out the most obvious way and NOT doing it, because ten thousands sad arses are already doing just that... And then I watch as I make money, drink myself into a stupor on the weekend, suck a couple hundred up nose (once, literally, funny story), and do it all again next week, wondering why I haven't managed to save anything after I've paid my bills because I sure as fuck don't remember what happened on the weekend.

And if that was too much for you to get through before skipping to this last sentence here, then you really should get out now, because you don't have the patience to deal with this.

P.S. I am white as the driven snow, but I prefer to be referred to as "foo", "honkey", "suckah" or "bitch ass wigga".
Sometimes I like to wear my hats backwards, where the peak won't protect my forehead or eyes from sun damage.

Turbo: Leave him on here please... He's funnier than Soljaboy.
In exchange, I can send you adorable fluffy animal pictures.

Bofu2U · 01-08-2009, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monyebrown

hey pal... why you keep saying son son son..like am I talking like a thug son?
and again..wehre are you getting racist from..that im racist?? fucking cracker..fucking peanut. you fucking egg head....? and Im not using capps to make me feel tough.. aint nothing tough about typing like come on lets be real.
go get my welfare check lol good one...let me guess im blakc so im on welfare..im spanish so im on welfare ..thats what you mean right...just tell me thats what you mean please...but im racist..thats like me saying go sniff your coke...
but I do have to admit....my son is white...im son's mother is white
So am I racist
and you can see who I am..and see my son is white..ill only put this here now
MySpace.com - $$MILLION DOLLAR BABY$$ - ALLENTOWN, 24 - Hip Hop / Hardcore / R&B - www.myspace.com/jmoneygetmoney

Allentown PA? Come on down let's arrange a "meeting" about "making money".

And no, you're not talking like a thug. But you think you are one.

YEAH SON BUST A CAP!

Yeah, Yo.

STREET CRED!

Volume10 · 01-08-2009, 06:20 PM

if someone can translate some of his ramblings to cracker please pm them to me

adam7one · 01-09-2009, 01:33 AM

Hello monyebrown welcome to Wicked Fire, I hope you enjoy your stay...

TylerL · 01-09-2009, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monyebrown

detailed list of what to do to get paid

GET MONEY GET PAID.

+1 post. I don't even contribute to threads anymore

yerseomksmesad · 01-09-2009, 09:16 AM

I was all pissed off about something completely unrelated but now, after reading this amazing thread, I'm in tears laughing my ass off. This thread belongs in a fuckin hall of fame somewhere. To begin with such a retarded request, turn into a racist rambling, and end with a 100% n00b rape session. OMG its everything a demented junkie could ask for in entertainment.

I <3 the hate. HA!

mnyinthbnk · 01-09-2009, 12:06 PM

Dude, from looking at your avatar pic, maybe you should change your user name to "monyeshot"
Seriously, what did you expect from this thread? Don't you think every noob asks that question?trial and error, testing and tracking. That's how you get paid.

DBWebDev · 01-09-2009, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monyebrown

i dont deserve it..get the fuck out of here..you dont deserve to live
fuck being nice now..crackers got no repsect

Who the fuck are you calling a cracker? There's more black on my ass than there is on yours, that's for sure.

You're just another retard trying to play the race card. It doesn't work here. I sure as hell hope you're just a fake profile by a bored WF member.

ballaSean1 · 01-09-2009, 06:27 PM

That all sounds very interesting

abhorrent · 01-09-2009, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBWebDev

You're just another retard trying to play the race card. It doesn't work here. I sure as hell hope you're just a fake profile by a bored WF member.

It's endorsed by Jesse. I think they pay 35.00 per lead.

ballaSean1 · 01-09-2009, 07:20 PM

very interesting list

makingafriend · 01-10-2009, 12:34 AM

kimboslice

what in the world is your post what is that a virus or something is this right to treat people like that what is that where is the moderator why are people allowed to post links like that

when i clicked this link i had to watch some guys having sex and it wouldnt let me get out of it wtf is going on

hellblazer · 01-10-2009, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makingafriend

kimboslice

what in the world is your post what is that a virus or something is this right to treat people like that what is that where is the moderator why are people allowed to post links like that

when i clicked this link i had to watch some guys having sex and it wouldnt let me get out of it wtf is going on

MakingAFriend,

That sounds horrible! You should definitely contact a moderator. Here is the link to report inappropriate behavior.

makingafriend · 01-10-2009, 12:44 AM

thanks so much Im scared i got a virus on my computer i appreciate you i just cant believe someone would post this how you make $5000 in 18 months click this and i was shocked at what i saw and i had to restart my computer just to get out of it i guess i was the only idiot who was dumb enough to click it

hellblazer · 01-10-2009, 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makingafriend

thanks so much Im scared i got a virus on my computer i appreciate you i just cant believe someone would post this how you make $5000 in 18 months click this and i was shocked at what i saw and i had to restart my computer just to get out of it i guess i was the only idiot who was dumb enough to click it

Wow - sounds like a virus is on your computer!!! I know of a great anti-virus program. Click here to download it!

makingafriend · 01-10-2009, 12:54 AM

umm hellblazer after that experience im a bit scared to click anymore links on this forum i think i will find the moderator and report this post oh my gosh i dont think im going to be clicking anything else someone suggest you never know what you will find lesson learned

no offense to anyone but after that expereince im scared

hellblazer · 01-10-2009, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by makingafriend

umm hellblazer after that experience im a bit scared to click anymore links on this forum i think i will find the moderator and report this post oh my gosh i dont think im going to be clicking anything else someone suggest you never know what you will find lesson learned

no offense to anyone but after that expereince im scared

That's totally understandable. I can't believe he did that. This place is usually a lot nicer to newcomers. You can find the mods here: Wickedfire - Mods and Reporting Inappropriate Behavior

zmxn73 · 01-10-2009, 08:04 AM

HOW DOES I GET PAID?!!

zimok · 01-12-2009, 03:11 PM

My buddy sold a cat fart in a sealed bag on ebay.... someone bought it.

greatcontent · 01-12-2009, 04:35 PM

why hasnt monye been banned yet. he has made so many bad posts

PhillipMarlow · 01-14-2009, 11:38 AM

Lol...he's back...check out this thread.

jake321 · 01-15-2009, 01:32 PM

I ran into a list of sites sharing their income info
all but 1 are over the $10 mark

Infinite Keith · 02-10-2009, 08:28 PM

By the time I was done reading this thread, I had 4 meatspins running in the background. And also, I think I'm gay.

Awesome fucking poetic thread, worthy of a nomination.

Jason Ng · 02-10-2009, 09:40 PM

Ok, here is my list. It's short and simple

1. Create a product or become an affiliate
2. Drive Traffic to your landing page
3. Build list, close Sales ( Profit !)
3. Tweak your website to increase your conversion as well as profit !

shitzu · 02-11-2009, 08:55 AM

Fuck where does this forum find these people? This place attracts the fucking rejects and then we dick roll them into oblivion. Fucking Awesome.

sean3 · 02-15-2009, 01:18 AM

i make money, i love to is the makes moneyzzz.lol, nice thread, did he learn to get paid yet???

jlimedia · 02-15-2009, 12:46 PM

Mainly...

1. Build Sites, Monetize with AdSense, Amazon, or CPA Offers
2. SEO on them, Build Links, Get Organic Traffic
3. Some small business web design.
4. Soon I will be advertising on FB for CPA ads with custom landing pages.

outperform · 02-15-2009, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdomaha

Don't ban this dude. He's awesome.

My list of things I do to make money:

1) Collect bottles
2) Return cats to their owners
3) Sell my hair
4) Hold things for people
5) Don't hit someone with a brick
6) Eat massive quantities of hot dogs in 1 minute or less
7) Tell people where things are
8) Tell dogs not to do things, or I tell them to do other things
9) Scallops
10) Fire people who cannot otherwise be fired

LMAO

BlueYonder · 02-15-2009, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monyebrown

fucking cracker..fucking peanut. you fucking egg head....

This thread is making me hungry.

tacoX · 02-16-2009, 03:03 AM

I hope you forget your password here on Wickedfire.

Get offers + Get $2 Dollar Bills

PhilMG · 02-16-2009, 08:36 AM

I'm gettin paid gwop

Bofu2U · 02-16-2009, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tacoX

I hope you forget your password here on Wickedfire.

Get offers + Get $2 Dollar Bills

GET MONEY GET PAIDDDDD

DanBo · 02-16-2009, 10:28 AM

Do you smell like a wet dog, Cracker!

Quote:

Originally Posted by HarveyJ

Selling hair's definitely a good one if you've got good hair. I've seen four figure price tags on a good human hair wig, particularly unusual shades of blonde or red.

I've also found that basic research, instead of expecting a handout, is a great way to get the info that gets you paid. Sometimes, I go to these places called libraries, and open these things called books, and read the stuff in there. Real books, where the authors name isn't even on the front cover, and they're usually bald white guys with glasses and half a dozen post-graduate degrees. Then I follow that up by looking for more information that references the stuff they were talking about, but is current (because with conditional modifiers, you can tell search engines how new a page needs to be).

Then I implement that information in a number of ways, often trying to figure out the most obvious way and NOT doing it, because ten thousands sad arses are already doing just that... And then I watch as I make money, drink myself into a stupor on the weekend, suck a couple hundred up nose (once, literally, funny story), and do it all again next week, wondering why I haven't managed to save anything after I've paid my bills because I sure as fuck don't remember what happened on the weekend.

And if that was too much for you to get through before skipping to this last sentence here, then you really should get out now, because you don't have the patience to deal with this.

P.S. I am white as the driven snow, but I prefer to be referred to as "foo", "honkey", "suckah" or "bitch ass wigga".
Sometimes I like to wear my hats backwards, where the peak won't protect my forehead or eyes from sun damage.

Turbo: Leave him on here please... He's funnier than Soljaboy.
In exchange, I can send you adorable fluffy animal pictures.

moneytochat · 02-19-2009, 01:17 AM

Trade forex all night long and make thousands, then pound back a few and fire off some viral affiliate offers to my big lists. Be explosive and viral and unique cha ching.

nevermind · 02-19-2009, 11:03 AM

I'm using only bux.to

denwfco68 · 02-28-2009, 12:49 PM

Just what I needed to read, thanks.

01-08-2009, 04:56 PM	#52 (permalink)
jdomaha Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Omaha Posts: 541 iTrader: 6 / 100%	Don't ban this dude. He's awesome. My list of things I do to make money: 1) Collect bottles 2) Return cats to their owners 3) Sell my hair 4) Hold things for people 5) Don't hit someone with a brick 6) Eat massive quantities of hot dogs in 1 minute or less 7) Tell people where things are 8) Tell dogs not to do things, or I tell them to do other things 9) Scallops 10) Fire people who cannot otherwise be fired __________________ This site needs someone to write for it on a regular basis.

01-08-2009, 06:09 PM	#53 (permalink)
HarveyJ He is - THE CACTUS! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Melbourne - Not the one in Florida Posts: 3,907 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Selling hair's definitely a good one if you've got good hair. I've seen four figure price tags on a good human hair wig, particularly unusual shades of blonde or red. I've also found that basic research, instead of expecting a handout, is a great way to get the info that gets you paid. Sometimes, I go to these places called libraries, and open these things called books, and read the stuff in there. Real books, where the authors name isn't even on the front cover, and they're usually bald white guys with glasses and half a dozen post-graduate degrees. Then I follow that up by looking for more information that references the stuff they were talking about, but is current (because with conditional modifiers, you can tell search engines how new a page needs to be). Then I implement that information in a number of ways, often trying to figure out the most obvious way and NOT doing it, because ten thousands sad arses are already doing just that... And then I watch as I make money, drink myself into a stupor on the weekend, suck a couple hundred up nose (once, literally, funny story), and do it all again next week, wondering why I haven't managed to save anything after I've paid my bills because I sure as fuck don't remember what happened on the weekend. And if that was too much for you to get through before skipping to this last sentence here, then you really should get out now, because you don't have the patience to deal with this. P.S. I am white as the driven snow, but I prefer to be referred to as "foo", "honkey", "suckah" or "bitch ass wigga". Sometimes I like to wear my hats backwards, where the peak won't protect my forehead or eyes from sun damage. Turbo: Leave him on here please... He's funnier than Soljaboy. In exchange, I can send you adorable fluffy animal pictures. __________________ After 10,000 years I'm free!

01-08-2009, 06:20 PM	#55 (permalink)
Volume10 I love midgets. Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,207 iTrader: 14 / 100%	if someone can translate some of his ramblings to cracker please pm them to me __________________ WAT?....... PPCpimps.com....... that's WAT!

01-09-2009, 09:16 AM	#58 (permalink)
yerseomksmesad Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The Intarweb Posts: 32 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I was all pissed off about something completely unrelated but now, after reading this amazing thread, I'm in tears laughing my ass off. This thread belongs in a fuckin hall of fame somewhere. To begin with such a retarded request, turn into a racist rambling, and end with a 100% n00b rape session. OMG its everything a demented junkie could ask for in entertainment. I <3 the hate. HA! __________________ This is the best signature EVER!

01-09-2009, 06:27 PM	#61 (permalink)
ballaSean1 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 7 iTrader: 0 / 0%	That all sounds very interesting __________________ I stole this from my own affiliate

01-08-2009, 02:43 PM	#51 (permalink)
abhorrent Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Illinois Posts: 790 iTrader: 4 / 100%	Aww, come back! You funny.

01-09-2009, 01:33 AM	#56 (permalink)
adam7one Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 73 iTrader: 5 / 100%	Hello monyebrown welcome to Wicked Fire, I hope you enjoy your stay...

01-09-2009, 12:06 PM	#59 (permalink)
mnyinthbnk Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 11 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Dude, from looking at your avatar pic, maybe you should change your user name to "monyeshot" Seriously, what did you expect from this thread? Don't you think every noob asks that question?trial and error, testing and tracking. That's how you get paid.

01-09-2009, 07:20 PM	#63 (permalink)
ballaSean1 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 7 iTrader: 0 / 0%	very interesting list __________________ I stole this from my own affiliate

01-10-2009, 12:34 AM	#64 (permalink)
makingafriend Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10 iTrader: 0 / 0%	kimboslice what in the world is your post what is that a virus or something is this right to treat people like that what is that where is the moderator why are people allowed to post links like that when i clicked this link i had to watch some guys having sex and it wouldnt let me get out of it wtf is going on

01-10-2009, 12:44 AM	#66 (permalink)
makingafriend Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10 iTrader: 0 / 0%	thanks so much Im scared i got a virus on my computer i appreciate you i just cant believe someone would post this how you make $5000 in 18 months click this and i was shocked at what i saw and i had to restart my computer just to get out of it i guess i was the only idiot who was dumb enough to click it

01-10-2009, 12:54 AM	#68 (permalink)
makingafriend Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10 iTrader: 0 / 0%	umm hellblazer after that experience im a bit scared to click anymore links on this forum i think i will find the moderator and report this post oh my gosh i dont think im going to be clicking anything else someone suggest you never know what you will find lesson learned no offense to anyone but after that expereince im scared

01-10-2009, 08:04 AM	#70 (permalink)
zmxn73 Asshat Noob Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 185 iTrader: 0 / 0%	HOW DOES I GET PAID?!!

01-12-2009, 03:11 PM	#71 (permalink)
zimok Don't wait. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 1,424 iTrader: 0 / 0%	My buddy sold a cat fart in a sealed bag on ebay.... someone bought it.

01-12-2009, 04:35 PM	#72 (permalink)
greatcontent Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 39 iTrader: 0 / 0%	why hasnt monye been banned yet. he has made so many bad posts

01-14-2009, 11:38 AM	#73 (permalink)
PhillipMarlow Wat Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,292 iTrader: 7 / 100%	Lol...he's back...check out this thread. __________________ Put your money on the table and get your math on Break it down, split it up, get your laugh on See you later Dog, I'ma get my stash on Mah blog

01-15-2009, 01:32 PM	#74 (permalink)
jake321 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 55 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I ran into a list of sites sharing their income info all but 1 are over the $10 mark

02-10-2009, 08:28 PM	#75 (permalink)
Infinite Keith goes on forever. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 787 iTrader: 1 / 100%	By the time I was done reading this thread, I had 4 meatspins running in the background. And also, I think I'm gay. Awesome fucking poetic thread, worthy of a nomination.

02-10-2009, 09:40 PM	#76 (permalink)
Jason Ng Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 7 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Ok, here is my list. It's short and simple 1. Create a product or become an affiliate 2. Drive Traffic to your landing page 3. Build list, close Sales ( Profit !) 3. Tweak your website to increase your conversion as well as profit !

02-11-2009, 08:55 AM	#77 (permalink)
shitzu Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 73 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Fuck where does this forum find these people? This place attracts the fucking rejects and then we dick roll them into oblivion. Fucking Awesome.

02-15-2009, 01:18 AM	#78 (permalink)
sean3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: www.lucop.com Posts: 156 iTrader: 1 / 100%	i make money, i love to is the makes moneyzzz.lol, nice thread, did he learn to get paid yet???

02-15-2009, 12:46 PM	#79 (permalink)
jlimedia Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 25 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Mainly... 1. Build Sites, Monetize with AdSense, Amazon, or CPA Offers 2. SEO on them, Build Links, Get Organic Traffic 3. Some small business web design. 4. Soon I will be advertising on FB for CPA ads with custom landing pages. __________________ http://www.jlimedia.com/images/getmoneysig.gif Company $ AIM $ LinkedIn $ MySpace $ FaceBook

02-16-2009, 03:03 AM	#82 (permalink)
tacoX is RYAN EAGLE Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 643 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I hope you forget your password here on Wickedfire. Get offers + Get $2 Dollar Bills __________________

02-16-2009, 08:36 AM	#83 (permalink)
PhilMG Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 14 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I'm gettin paid gwop

02-19-2009, 01:17 AM	#86 (permalink)
moneytochat Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 8 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Trade forex all night long and make thousands, then pound back a few and fire off some viral affiliate offers to my big lists. Be explosive and viral and unique cha ching. __________________ Viral Facebook Application Affiliate Program 35% Conversion Rate Hits to Sales Huge Income http://www.moneytochat.com

02-19-2009, 11:03 AM	#87 (permalink)
nevermind Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 18 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I'm using only bux.to

02-28-2009, 12:49 PM	#88 (permalink)
denwfco68 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 5 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Just what I needed to read, thanks.

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