N00b's guide to surviving WickedFire - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

SEO_Mike · 11-22-2006, 11:26 PM

Alright fuckers if you're already offended, then good. That's lesson number one. We swear...a LOT around here, so deal with it. If the "F" word offends you then go find a kinder, gentler forum. This ain't it.

Anyhow, there seems to be a lot of n00bs lately so I figured we should go over the Ins and Outs of WF. These are random notes and subject to change at any moment.

1. As already stated, there is a lot of swearing here. Most members like to swear just for the fuckin' hell of it. If you really want to fit in, you need to toss out the occasional "fuck", "shit" or "fuckin' shit", or any other George Carlin'esque expletive. When you get really sophisticated you may even start using phrases like "Shut up you worseless asshat", especially when responding to AdsenseLoser's posts.
2. You will see naked tits occasionally pop up (out?) of random posts. This is a good thing, try not to get too excited and make your keyboard gooey. Oh yeah, and they're usually referred to as "boobies" around here, not tits. Not really sure why, cuz "tits" just sounds so much more elegant. Maybe not.
3. If you post a stupid question, you will be told so. However, you will probably still get a decent answer from someone. So, go ahead, ask dumb questions.
4. If you are dumb enough to post a "Hey check out this eBook" thread, prepare for a merciless flaming. Yep, we enjoy a good roast more than the Friar's Club.
5. Jon, not John is the owner of WF, and possibly gay. The gayness hasn't been established, but the ownership definitely has.
6. [edit] If you start a separate thread to welcome yourself to Wickedfire you'll be flamed by at least one person.
7. [edit] Having the acronym SEO in your user name isn't indicative of any actual search engine optimizaton expertise.
8. [edit] NO! You cannot see anyone's fucking site.
9. [edit] How long does it take for 7search to call me and verify my CC? Just call them yourself you worseless asshat.
10. [edit] How long does it take to get accepted by Azoogle?Just call them yourself you worseless asshat. Usually speeds it up.

Well, that's it for the WF primer. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out...you worseless asshat.

Welcome to the WickedFire Experience!

Adsense Loser · 11-22-2006, 11:36 PM

You should also add to the list:

Having the acronym SEO in your user name isn't indicative of any actual search engine optimizaton expertise.

DruSam · 11-22-2006, 11:37 PM

add these:

6. How long does it take for 7search to call me and verify my CC? Just call them yourself you worseless.
7. How long does it take to get accepted by Azoogle? Just call them yourself you worseless asshat. Usually speeds it up.

Uzzz · 11-22-2006, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SEO_Mike

Alright fuckers if you're already offended, then good. That's lesson number one. We swear...a LOT around here, so deal with it. If the "F" word offends you then go find a kinder, gentler forum. This ain't it.

Anyhow, there seems to be a lot of n00bs lately so I figured we should go over the Ins and Outs of WF. These are random notes and subject to change at any moment.

As already stated, there is a lot of swearing here. Most members like to swear just for the fuckin' hell of it. If you really want to fit in, you need to toss out the occasional "fuck", "shit" or "fuckin' shit", or any other George Carlin'esque expletive. When you get really sophisticated you may even start using phrases like "Shut up you worseless asshat", especially when responding to AdsenseLoser's posts.
You will see naked tits occasionally pop up (out?) of random posts. This is a good thing, try not to get too excited and make your keyboard gooey. Oh yeah, and they're usually referred to as "boobies" around here, not tits. Not really sure why, cuz "tits" just sounds so much more elegant. Maybe not.
If you post a stupid question, you will be told so. However, you will probably still get a decent answer from someone. So, go ahead, ask dumb questions.
If you are dumb enough to post a "Hey check out this eBook" thread, prepare for a merciless flaming. Yep, we enjoy a good roast more than the Friar's Club.
Jon, not John is the owner of WF, and possibly gay. The gayness hasn't been established, but the ownership definitely has.

Well, that's it for the WF primer. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out...you worseless asshat.

Welcome to the WickedFire Experience!

ahh fuck off

SEO_Mike · 11-22-2006, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adsense Loser

You should also add to the list:

Having the acronym SEO in your user name isn't indicative of any actual search engine optimizaton expertise.

Damn right!!

Jon · 11-23-2006, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adsense Loser

You should also add to the list:

Having the acronym SEO in your user name isn't indicative of any actual search engine optimizaton expertise.

Haha, good one!

Jdog · 11-23-2006, 12:32 AM

8. NO! You cannot see anyone's fucking site.

Jan · 11-23-2006, 12:39 AM

If you are female and looking to look at cocks, don't waste your time here, there's just lots of boobs!

If you are female and looking for others like you, know most of the members w/female advatars are men, females are in the minority. There's probably enough gay men here you will feel at home anyways!

There are a few members here who are legally trained to help you with your meds when you are ready to go back on them, just ask! EDIT

Quote:

from ::emp:: however staying off your medication will make your stay here far more worthwhile for all involved

(I agree!)

For every member posting there are countless more members lurking, watching, reading, and of course....pointing and laughing.

You don't have to swear, but it helps to fit in. I don't really swear, but they let me stay anyways.

If you are in my age group (mid 40's), most of the members here are younger than those old jeans at the back of your closet you actually still believe you'll fit into someday!

I_like_cock · 11-23-2006, 01:29 AM

#3234. Having red dots is better, shitbags!

micfire · 11-23-2006, 03:32 AM

Prepare to deal with loads of asshats and douchebags...

Dudibob · 11-23-2006, 05:14 AM

I feel so much more fucking welcome now

skylark · 11-23-2006, 09:20 AM

Now this is some funny shit! I feel at fuck'n home already!

matrics · 11-23-2006, 09:43 AM

Add this: If you start a separate thread to welcome yourself to Wickedfire you'll be flamed by at least one person.

That'd be me.

SEO_Mike · 11-23-2006, 11:27 AM

Wow, didn't expect anyone to actually read this thread! Added some of your edits.

And how the hell did AdsenseLoser get his rep back? What post did I miss? LOL!!

Glad to here that the fucking new guys feel welcome...Now get to work you asshats!

Jdog · 11-23-2006, 01:41 PM

Thanks Mike, I'm so honored to have made the list.

emp · 11-23-2006, 02:16 PM

snicker...

oh and to add to Jan's post

9: There are a lot of members knowledgeable and trained to help you with your medication when you decide to get back on it, however staying off your medication will make your stay here far more worthwhile for all involved.

::emp::

aeiouy · 11-23-2006, 02:35 PM

Don't forget that if your introduction message indicates or implies that you are friends/tight/lovers with Jon, you are likely to get flamed to a crisp.

Also don't forget that DruSam and Engaged are Wickedfire's official couple.

Jan · 11-23-2006, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emp

snicker...

oh and to add to Jan's post

9: There are a lot of members knowledgeable and trained to help you with your medication when you decide to get back on it, however staying off your medication will make your stay here far more worthwhile for all involved.

::emp::

You are SO correct, I edited my post!

11-22-2006, 11:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
SEO_Mike Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,381 iTrader: (25)	N00b's guide to surviving WickedFire Alright fuckers if you're already offended, then good. That's lesson number one. We swear...a LOT around here, so deal with it. If the "F" word offends you then go find a kinder, gentler forum. This ain't it. Anyhow, there seems to be a lot of n00bs lately so I figured we should go over the Ins and Outs of WF. These are random notes and subject to change at any moment. 1. As already stated, there is a lot of swearing here. Most members like to swear just for the fuckin' hell of it. If you really want to fit in, you need to toss out the occasional "fuck", "shit" or "fuckin' shit", or any other George Carlin'esque expletive. When you get really sophisticated you may even start using phrases like "Shut up you worseless asshat", especially when responding to AdsenseLoser's posts. 2. You will see naked tits occasionally pop up (out?) of random posts. This is a good thing, try not to get too excited and make your keyboard gooey. Oh yeah, and they're usually referred to as "boobies" around here, not tits. Not really sure why, cuz "tits" just sounds so much more elegant. Maybe not. 3. If you post a stupid question, you will be told so. However, you will probably still get a decent answer from someone. So, go ahead, ask dumb questions. 4. If you are dumb enough to post a "Hey check out this eBook" thread, prepare for a merciless flaming. Yep, we enjoy a good roast more than the Friar's Club. 5. Jon, not John is the owner of WF, and possibly gay. The gayness hasn't been established, but the ownership definitely has. 6. [edit] If you start a separate thread to welcome yourself to Wickedfire you'll be flamed by at least one person. 7. [edit] Having the acronym SEO in your user name isn't indicative of any actual search engine optimizaton expertise. 8. [edit] NO! You cannot see anyone's fucking site. 9. [edit] How long does it take for 7search to call me and verify my CC? Just call them yourself you worseless asshat. 10. [edit] How long does it take to get accepted by Azoogle?Just call them yourself you worseless asshat. Usually speeds it up. Well, that's it for the WF primer. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out...you worseless asshat. Welcome to the WickedFire Experience! __________________ Copeac Mutha Fucka's. That will be all. Auggie's the shiz-nit for Design Work! "How are you going to get things done if you spend so much time planning to get things done?" - chatmasta Last edited by SEO_Mike : 04-05-2008 at 10:36 AM.

11-22-2006, 11:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
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11-22-2006, 11:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
DruSam Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,745 iTrader: (0)	add these: 6. How long does it take for 7search to call me and verify my CC? Just call them yourself you worseless. 7. *How long does it take to get accepted by Azoogle?* Just call them yourself you worseless asshat. Usually speeds it up. __________________ Create Gmail accounts quickly with The Mailbot. Enable forwarding and POP automatically. Proxy support.

11-23-2006, 12:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
Jdog Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Phoenix Posts: 4,312 iTrader: (1)	8. NO! You cannot see anyone's fucking site. __________________ Copeac Rocks! Bluehat SEO Must Read!

11-23-2006, 01:29 AM	#9 (permalink)
I_like_cock Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 385 iTrader: (1)	#3234. Having red dots is better, shitbags! __________________

11-23-2006, 03:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
micfire Spämmed Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 477 iTrader: (0)	Prepare to deal with loads of asshats and douchebags...

11-23-2006, 05:14 AM	#11 (permalink)
Dudibob Dudibobber Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: my house Posts: 35 iTrader: (0)	I feel so much more fucking welcome now

11-23-2006, 09:20 AM	#12 (permalink)
skylark Trying to make some moves Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Toronto Posts: 105 iTrader: (0)	Now this is some funny shit! I feel at fuck'n home already!

11-23-2006, 09:43 AM	#13 (permalink)
matrics WebRasta Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 287 iTrader: (0)	Add this: If you start a separate thread to welcome yourself to Wickedfire you'll be flamed by at least one person. That'd be me. __________________ I'm a sick bastard

11-23-2006, 11:27 AM	#14 (permalink)
SEO_Mike Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,381 iTrader: (25)	Wow, didn't expect anyone to actually read this thread! Added some of your edits. And how the hell did AdsenseLoser get his rep back? What post did I miss? LOL!! Glad to here that the fucking new guys feel welcome...Now get to work you asshats! __________________ Copeac Mutha Fucka's. That will be all. Auggie's the shiz-nit for Design Work! "How are you going to get things done if you spend so much time planning to get things done?" - chatmasta

11-23-2006, 01:41 PM	#15 (permalink)
Jdog Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Phoenix Posts: 4,312 iTrader: (1)	Thanks Mike, I'm so honored to have made the list. __________________ Copeac Rocks! Bluehat SEO Must Read!

11-23-2006, 02:16 PM	#16 (permalink)
emp Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,427 iTrader: (5)	snicker... oh and to add to Jan's post 9: There are a lot of members knowledgeable and trained to help you with your medication when you decide to get back on it, however staying off your medication will make your stay here far more worthwhile for all involved. ::emp:: __________________ My blog -Blind Ape Seo ¦ My WickedFire articles TopContentData.com Get Free and Premium Content Databases for your Empire!

11-23-2006, 02:35 PM	#17 (permalink)
aeiouy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 894 iTrader: (0)	Don't forget that if your introduction message indicates or implies that you are friends/tight/lovers with Jon, you are likely to get flamed to a crisp. Also don't forget that DruSam and Engaged are Wickedfire's official couple. __________________ Wickedfire is spanish for F'ed Up Make Wickedfire a better place. Click Here Hakuna Matata