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HairyHun · 10-07-2008, 07:48 PM

I went shopping for a hair dryer with my girl the other day.

There were these hair dryer with modes like Ionic, Ceramic, or Ionic & Ceramic.

Wtf?

Looked like a star wars prop.

Anyone knows what's that for and how it makes it better?

HH

LotsOfZeros · 10-07-2008, 07:52 PM

It makes it better for the hair dryer companies. They're probably industry buzzwords to create the illusion of larger product lines hence more shelf-space.

Chicks fall for crap like that all the time when it comes to fashion/beauty products.

My wife has three closets full of clothes with tags still on them and shelves littered with beauty products with scientific sounding names on them (containing price tags in the 3 figures as well).

nachoninja · 10-07-2008, 08:09 PM

my dog uses ionic, it adds more volume

LotsOfZeros · 10-07-2008, 08:21 PM

my fleshlight is ionic

HarveyJ · 10-07-2008, 08:30 PM

According to some marketing pap I've seen on das intervebs:

Quote:

An ionic dryer emits negatively charged ions that boost hair health. The negative ions break down water molecules to one-fifth of their size, so they're able to penetrate each shaft, hydrating from the inside out. This makes the cuticle lie flat, encouraging glossy shine. Regular hairdryers just blow hot air.

emp · 10-08-2008, 02:56 AM

ya.......................right.

Gotta go, get one RIGHT NOW!

::emp::

nis · 10-08-2008, 03:58 AM

A a water molecule is two parts Hydrogen and one part Oxygen I'm having hard time believing that a hairdryer, however advanced, are able to split it down to one-fifth its size. Unless we are talking nuclear fission here, in which case I would not use that hairdryer.

hyperion · 10-08-2008, 04:05 AM

i gots me one of dem damn ionic dryers... i only paid the extra 10 dollars cause it looked the least gay. Hey... gotta have nice hair if you want the hotties right? Just ask Nacho's dog... he'd know

Janaic · 10-08-2008, 03:30 PM

Ceramic plates = Don't fry ones hair nearly as much as a normal hair straightener and the outcome makes hair smooth and less damaged
Ionic = Reduces the amount of frizz and makes hair manageable

erect · 10-08-2008, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HarveyJ

... so they're able to penetrate each shaft...

fucking ouch

kblessinggr · 10-08-2008, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by erect

fucking ouch

For some reason I was thinking hair care and DP-ing all the sudden found combined usage.

thunderlips · 10-08-2008, 08:47 PM

i can think of a few terms that we use that are just like that

exclusive for one

10-07-2008, 07:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
HairyHun Masturbating Bandit Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 365	Ionic Hair? Wtf! I went shopping for a hair dryer with my girl the other day. There were these hair dryer with modes like Ionic, Ceramic, or Ionic & Ceramic. Wtf? Looked like a star wars prop. Anyone knows what's that for and how it makes it better? HH

10-07-2008, 07:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
LotsOfZeros Double Maverick Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,414	It makes it better for the hair dryer companies. They're probably industry buzzwords to create the illusion of larger product lines hence more shelf-space. Chicks fall for crap like that all the time when it comes to fashion/beauty products. My wife has three closets full of clothes with tags still on them and shelves littered with beauty products with scientific sounding names on them (containing price tags in the 3 figures as well). __________________ Make teh monies Then Make More

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nachoninja Love the dog Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Fleshlightville Posts: 3,268	my dog uses ionic, it adds more volume __________________ Copeac is King

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LotsOfZeros Double Maverick Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,414	my fleshlight is ionic __________________ Make teh monies Then Make More

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emp Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,628	ya.......................right. Gotta go, get one RIGHT NOW! ::emp:: __________________ Blind Ape Seo ¦ My WickedFire articles

10-08-2008, 03:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
nis Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 362	A a water molecule is two parts Hydrogen and one part Oxygen I'm having hard time believing that a hairdryer, however advanced, are able to split it down to one-fifth its size. Unless we are talking nuclear fission here, in which case I would not use that hairdryer. __________________ Vintage Domain Names: Because yesterdays domains just rank better. QAS: Quick Affiliate Stats. Easy overview of your earnings.

10-08-2008, 04:05 AM	#8 (permalink)
hyperion Asians > You Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Bangkok, TH Posts: 508	i gots me one of dem damn ionic dryers... i only paid the extra 10 dollars cause it looked the least gay. Hey... gotta have nice hair if you want the hotties right? Just ask Nacho's dog... he'd know __________________ Affiliate Marketing With an Attitude My Money Makers... Join them now or you'll never make monies online! Want some logos like this cool shit? PM Me

10-08-2008, 03:30 PM	#9 (permalink)
Janaic Classic Muscle Car Girl Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 395	Ceramic plates = Don't fry ones hair nearly as much as a normal hair straightener and the outcome makes hair smooth and less damaged Ionic = Reduces the amount of frizz and makes hair manageable

10-08-2008, 08:47 PM	#12 (permalink)
thunderlips Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 152	i can think of a few terms that we use that are just like that exclusive for one

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