BEFORE You Make That Post.. - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

xmcp123 · 01-19-2009, 02:36 PM

So apparently some of our newer members are a bit slow when it comes to reading rules. So this sticky is their last chance before the inevitable ban hammer. Today we are going to detail the thought process that should take place before you post a link in wickedfire.

Questions to Ask Yourself So You Don't Get Banned

Does My Post Include a Godamn Landing Page that I Don't Own?
If so, we are now banning indiscriminantly and with a certain amount of glee. We don't care if you don't think it's making money.
Does my post serve only as a way to get people to click my signature?
If so, get the fuck out. We are a marketers nightmare to market to, and I'm pretty damn sure you're not good enough.
Is My Link or Post Vaguely related to an eBook or "proven method"?
eBook sales are not allowed. We don't care who you are or what you do. Same goes for "Free Reports" and newsletters. And "methods".
Am I Using the Boobs Icon and Have no Boobs in the Post?
Unforgivable.
Am I Trying to Get a Referral?
"Pay to Click" and cash "gifting" people are banned on principal alone. But beyond that, legitimate affiliate networks are allowed to be in sigs. And keep in mind that thought process #1 should also be applied here.
Am I Introducing Myself?
We have a thread for that somewhere. If you make your own, you're banned. Unless you have somehow managed to redeem yourself before a mod sees it, or we're slacking off.
Am I Promoting a Network?
We don't allow it here. Keep it in the sig. Do not PM members unless it's requested, do not mention offers/payouts unless they're requested specifically of you. A couple members can get away with this because they've been around, built up trust, etc. You're not one of them.
Has Someone Been Banned For this Before?
Not all rules are stated. Search around, find out if someone has sold a similar product. If they got banned in the thread, you may want to shy away.
Does My Product Involve Fraud?
This is not blackhatworld. A lot networks themselves on this board, so you'd be screwed even if we didn't ban you.
Am I Selling Accounts?
Affiliate accounts, VCC, Rapdishit, etc. All bans. I personally don't give a fuck about social/frequently needed accounts, but your milage may vary depending on a moderator.
Does My Post Include the Phrase "Submission to Search Engines"?
You're a scammer. GTFO.
Is My Post "Calling Out" a Moderator?
May not lead to a ban, but we are, in fact, bigger than guns and bigger than cigarettes. So we don't care what you think.(Note: this only exists for the atmosphere reference)
Does My Post Involve Paypaling Nickycakes?
This is the only subject we allow on the board.
Is SEO_Mike Online?
He will ban you no matter what.

These are the basics. You can be banned for other reasons. As you survive for longer, you get more leeway and we're less likely to ban. But by then you should have a pretty good idea of what is/isn't acceptable.

More rules to be added as people reply with good ones that are, in fact, true(can't make up rules folks)

Additions:

Is My Post Linkbait and serves no real purpose?
Then you will most likely be banned. Or turned into a meme/running joke. Or both.
Am I asking for sensitive information?
We would give you landing pages/keywords, but we prefer to profit.

ROIShareTeam · 01-19-2009, 02:58 PM

I would also put in that asking someone's niche, keywords, or offer a ban-able offense. Seen this happen several times in the past week. Quite irritating.

+ Rep.

Uzzz · 01-19-2009, 03:24 PM

gopher · 01-19-2009, 04:36 PM

Missing one

Are you bannerblindness?
Lulz

nickycakes · 01-19-2009, 05:13 PM

you can call me out all you want and not get banned... srsly

MDSandB · 01-19-2009, 05:21 PM

N those one post retards who asks for super affiliates to join their network ??

xmcp123 · 01-19-2009, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickycakes

you can call me out all you want and not get banned... srsly

Same here. Honestly that one was largely created for truth(partially) and an atmosphere reference(partially).

abhorrent · 01-19-2009, 05:50 PM

Damn! And I just found this hilarious LP from some guy named Chedda.
Guess I can't post it now. Oh well, Your loss.

turbolapp · 01-19-2009, 05:54 PM

Yeah I'm ok with the calling out...usually it leads to a healthy discussion (like the mix up with the Emp "censorship" post)

There has to be something in reference to the bannerblindess attempts...something involving pathetic linkbait attempts... (keyword being pathetic, if it's a cool linkbait attempt then carry on)

ImagesAndWords · 01-19-2009, 06:14 PM

Hello friend,
May Hare Krishna and Vishnu and Kama Sutra be with you and all your moniez for spiritual eternity.

Good luck bro.

hannahmcintyre · 01-19-2009, 06:44 PM

Thank God, now if only the dumb shits that did half this stuff actually read the rules before posting.

mberman84 · 01-19-2009, 07:22 PM

Am I Using the Boobs Icon and Have no Boobs in the Post?
Unforgivable.

FINALLY!!! how DARE these assholes use the boobs icon with no boobs...i cry each time i see this.

PS> what is meant by "calling out" a moderator? (not a joke, serious question)...anyone got an example?

I'd also like to put to a vote the banning of ANYONE who dickrolls on this forum...it's so annoying and definitely past its funnyness.

nickycakes · 01-19-2009, 07:51 PM

people dickrolling will never be banned, and i generally give them +rep for their creativity

if it offends you, then i'm glad

mberman84 · 01-19-2009, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nickycakes

people dickrolling will never be banned, and i generally give them +rep for their creativity

if it offends you, then i'm glad

never said it offends me...just annoying as fuck already...especially when Newbs come and do it thinking they are the shit...just wanna smack them

it's the equivalent of thinking slap bracelets are still cool IMO.

anyways if its not meant to be banned...so be it...where's that dickroll FF plugin i keep hearing about.

EDIT: Found it

rockhard · 01-19-2009, 08:19 PM

Does my post serve only as a way to get people to click my signature?
If so, get the fuck out. We are a marketers nightmare to market to, and I'm pretty damn sure you're not good enough. <- you kinda shoot yourself in the foot when making this post then. j/k

Jizzlobber · 01-19-2009, 08:38 PM

Basically, if you're getting dickrolled on WF then chances are you're clicking on links in threads that are crafted for the sole purpose of douchebaggery to begin with.

The dickroll actually serves as a protective measure for users who might otherwise be tempted to explore information or methods that may in effect impede their performance as a successful internet marketer. Most of the experienced dickrollers on WF really do care about all users of this forum - they are just trying to set them up for success. Think of it more as tough love.

The 'dickroll'. Truly a term of endearment.

xmcp123 · 01-19-2009, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockhard

Does my post serve only as a way to get people to click my signature?
If so, get the fuck out. We are a marketers nightmare to market to, and I'm pretty damn sure you're not good enough. <- you kinda shoot yourself in the foot when making this post then. j/k

Haha. I know what ya mean. But that(in my mind) was mostly made to people who ask some retarded question that is mysteriously answered/related to their sig.

turbolapp · 01-19-2009, 08:46 PM

Jizz, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to insist that you go back to your previous avatar. I can't think of you without thinking of a giant ass.

Jizzlobber · 01-19-2009, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbolapp

Jizz, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to insist that you go back to your previous avatar. I can't think of you without thinking of a giant ass.

I felt like my ass was getting tired. But thanks for thinking of me

.

ArtDeco · 01-19-2009, 09:00 PM

18 replies - all by people with hundreds of posts - So far your'e missing your target market, Shady. Need Noob in the title?

airforcematt · 01-19-2009, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtDeco

18 replies - all by people with hundreds of posts - So far your'e missing your target market, Shady. Need Noob in the title?

Reading this post I can't help but think there were two targets.

#1. Those of us who would laugh our ass off at some of the rules.
Distant #2. The few noobs that might read it.

HarveyJ · 01-19-2009, 09:19 PM

I'm all for the dickroll, but only for the people that have earnt their stripes.
I'm sick of seeing one month wonders with 32 posts using it in the n00b section, or people that ONLY post it. No offence Kimbo, sure you're a great guy in person, but I seriously cannot think of a post where you have not attempted to spin some cock like it was fairy floss for the kiddies.

dbullet007 · 01-21-2009, 03:29 AM

this IS useful. since I'm a noob here I'll make sure to double read it before even thinking of posting a link

glowleaf · 01-21-2009, 08:45 AM

Ha. Now you see why big fora have all these rules. Just don't turn this into a fluffy discussion board. PLEASE!

@Jizzlobber, the lady wants ass. Gief.

Lord B · 01-21-2009, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ImagesAndWords

Hello friend,
May Hare Krishna and Vishnu and Kama Sutra be with you and all your moniez for spiritual eternity.

Good luck bro.

For the record, Kama is the Indian God of Sex and Sutra is the Hindi word for Formula. So the translation of Kama Sutra would be = The Formula of the God of Sex. So you really want to wish that may Kama be with you.

Jizzlobber · 01-21-2009, 09:11 AM

Pray all you want but true fate lies behind the dot.

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but this is not the case. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in Canada . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support.

Good luck bro.

Lord B · 01-21-2009, 09:14 AM

I don't have time to put out the facts and try to give you an objective view of the reality here instead of your stereotypical view. It isn't that bad. However, I do have say that -- the Mughal (Muslim) rule for a few centuries fucked it all up for us.

BTW Ever heard of the Khajuraho temple?

Jizzlobber · 01-21-2009, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Brar

Khajuraho temple?

Didn't Pink Floyd play there?

Lord B · 01-21-2009, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jizzlobber

Didn't Pink Floyd play there?

Go a Google Image Search. :o

makethatmoney · 01-21-2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but this is not the case. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in Canada . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support.

I'm crying... omg that's good - wow :-D

turbolapp · 01-21-2009, 10:41 AM

I prefer the Kosher Sutra.

Volume10 · 01-21-2009, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jizzlobber

Pray all you want but true fate lies behind the dot.

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but this is not the case. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in Canada . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support.

Good luck bro.

lulz

I actually thought you were making a serious comment for the first two sentences.

xmcp123 · 01-21-2009, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by turbolapp

I prefer the Kosher Sutra.

Then how do you keep gettin preggerz?

Bofu2U · 01-21-2009, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jizzlobber

Pray all you want but true fate lies behind the dot.

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but this is not the case. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in Canada . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support.

Good luck bro.

BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

xmcp123 · 01-21-2009, 11:21 AM

Oh yeah. If any mods want to fix anything, don't bother asking me. Just edit the post. No offense will be taken.

Lord B · 01-21-2009, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Volume10

lulz

I actually thought you were making a serious comment for the first two sentences.

If only you know what fate do a lot of women have to go through for not bringing any or less dowry then you would not find it funny.

PS: Jizz, the above remark is not meant at you buddy. People outside of India don't have a balanced view of reality and usually get to see only what bollywood shows or the over-glamorous or over-pessimistic view that ABCDs (American Born Confused Desis or the second or third generation Non-Resident Indians) give.

But there is so much contrast in the urban and rural India that it will take a LOT of time to give a balanced view of the whole thing -- and that wouldn't make me money. I will leave the long posts to earth emperor only.

Anyway, back to fun.

PS: Did you know that there are references to beastality in ancient Indian sex scriptures and sculptures? Perhaps now you know the real reason why Hindus consider Cows holy. Or maybe it was the Mughals who bought the Goat Culture to the Cows. :P

PPS: I am not a Hindu but a Punjabi.

hunmik · 01-21-2009, 11:47 AM

I wonder if sending a PM with this list to all new members at sign up would help?

nachoninja · 01-21-2009, 12:28 PM

Looks like my dog won't be posting anymore

turbolapp · 01-21-2009, 12:47 PM

WUT? I mean I know people like Popeye have been hatin on the Mexicans lately, but as far as I know dogs from south of the border are still ok.

ArtDeco · 01-21-2009, 01:21 PM

@LordBrar "But there is so much contrast in the urban and rural India that it will take a LOT of time to give a balanced view of the whole thing --" also true of China and the United States. And I assume Europe and Africa too. Not Hatin' , just Sayin' ...

Nikko · 01-30-2009, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mberman84

it's the equivalent of thinking slap bracelets are still cool IMO.

Fuck a duck.

They're not? And my collection was nearly complete!

kidChaos · 02-04-2009, 03:32 AM

atmosphere reference is fucking win.

dickrolling is classic. it's become a new favorite past-time of mine across the internet. the more people who experience it via their own idiocy the better. im want to re-direct some of my own domains just to keep it fresh with the dipshits i know while they are at work.

seriously, i have yet to see a thread where it isnt obvious regardless of destination url.

hannahmcintyre · 02-12-2009, 07:12 PM

Can we add "making stupid, new threads about facebook" to this list? Sohan's over reporting one is good, and the New Facebook Ads one too obviously, but other than that basically every facebook thread we've had in weeks could have easily been a post in one of the other threads.

mberman84 · 02-12-2009, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hannahmcintyre

Can we add "making stupid, new threads about facebook" to this list? Sohan's over reporting one is good, and the New Facebook Ads one too obviously, but other than that basically every facebook thread we've had in weeks could have easily been a post in one of the other threads.

is it just me or are there a TON of newbs on the site now...i feel like 90% of people on this forum have under 30 posts. when i first started on this forum...i was pretty sure that the majority of the posters were vets of this forum..

is this the time of year most people get into aff marketing?...or is AM just blowing up right now?

hannahmcintyre · 02-12-2009, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mberman84

is it just me or are there a TON of newbs on the site now...i feel like 90% of people on this forum have under 30 posts. when i first started on this forum...i was pretty sure that the majority of the posters were vets of this forum..

is this the time of year most people get into aff marketing?...or is AM just blowing up right now?

I have no idea why, but it's definitely happening. At first I thought I just wasn't a newbie anymore, but I definitely don't remember there being THIS MUCH stupidity happening in here.

renanorola · 02-16-2009, 03:26 AM

this is great tips thanks for sharing..

-Matt- · 02-16-2009, 03:39 AM

Re-title this thread "Are you from DigitalPoint? Click Here"

Mainly because I want to see all the morons who don't read the thread and then post "yes im from dp. i love it there"

Then IP ban them - like weeding out a garden.

xmcp123 · 02-16-2009, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -Matt-

Re-title this thread "Are you from DigitalPoint? Click Here"

Mainly because I want to see all the morons who don't read the thread and then post "yes im from dp. i love it there"

Then IP ban them - like weeding out a garden.

Title edited. I'm losing my patience with the newbs.

Sohan · 03-01-2009, 07:57 PM

Quote:

1. Does My Post Include a Godamn Landing Page that I Don't Own?
If so, we are now banning indiscriminantly and with a certain amount of glee. We don't care if you don't think it's making money.

I think that should be expanded to ad copies too, and it should be strongly enforced.

Pr0xyhub · 03-02-2009, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sohan

I think that should be expanded to ad copies too, and it should be strongly enforced.

yeah holy shit.. too much outing going on..

01-19-2009, 02:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
xmcp123 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Not Louisiana Posts: 3,915 iTrader: 3 / 100%	BEFORE You Make That Post.. So apparently some of our newer members are a bit slow when it comes to reading rules. So this sticky is their last chance before the inevitable ban hammer. Today we are going to detail the thought process that should take place before you post a link in wickedfire. Questions to Ask Yourself So You Don't Get Banned Does My Post Include a Godamn Landing Page that I Don't Own? If so, we are now banning indiscriminantly and with a certain amount of glee. We don't care if you don't think it's making money. Does my post serve only as a way to get people to click my signature? If so, get the fuck out. We are a marketers nightmare to market to, and I'm pretty damn sure you're not good enough. Is My Link or Post Vaguely related to an eBook or "proven method"? eBook sales are not allowed. We don't care who you are or what you do. Same goes for "Free Reports" and newsletters. And "methods". Am I Using the Boobs Icon and Have no Boobs in the Post? Unforgivable. Am I Trying to Get a Referral? "Pay to Click" and cash "gifting" people are banned on principal alone. But beyond that, legitimate affiliate networks are allowed to be in sigs. And keep in mind that thought process #1 should also be applied here. Am I Introducing Myself? We have a thread for that somewhere. If you make your own, you're banned. Unless you have somehow managed to redeem yourself before a mod sees it, or we're slacking off. Am I Promoting a Network? We don't allow it here. Keep it in the sig. Do not PM members unless it's requested, do not mention offers/payouts unless they're requested specifically of you. A couple members can get away with this because they've been around, built up trust, etc. You're not one of them. Has Someone Been Banned For this Before? Not all rules are stated. Search around, find out if someone has sold a similar product. If they got banned in the thread, you may want to shy away. Does My Product Involve Fraud? This is not blackhatworld. A lot networks themselves on this board, so you'd be screwed even if we didn't ban you. Am I Selling Accounts? Affiliate accounts, VCC, Rapdishit, etc. All bans. I personally don't give a fuck about social/frequently needed accounts, but your milage may vary depending on a moderator. Does My Post Include the Phrase "Submission to Search Engines"? You're a scammer. GTFO. Is My Post "Calling Out" a Moderator? May not lead to a ban, but we are, in fact, bigger than guns and bigger than cigarettes. So we don't care what you think.(Note: this only exists for the atmosphere reference) Does My Post Involve Paypaling Nickycakes? This is the only subject we allow on the board. Is SEO_Mike Online? He will ban you no matter what. These are the basics. You can be banned for other reasons. As you survive for longer, you get more leeway and we're less likely to ban. But by then you should have a pretty good idea of what is/isn't acceptable. More rules to be added as people reply with good ones that are, in fact, true(can't make up rules folks) Additions: Is My Post Linkbait and serves no real purpose? Then you will most likely be banned. Or turned into a meme/running joke. Or both. Am I asking for sensitive information? We would give you landing pages/keywords, but we prefer to profit. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Last edited by xmcp123; 01-19-2009 at 06:16 PM..

01-19-2009, 02:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
ROIShareTeam Fresh Start Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: U.S Posts: 809 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I would also put in that asking someone's niche, keywords, or offer a ban-able offense. Seen this happen several times in the past week. Quite irritating. + Rep. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ ROISHARE Launching Soon Still Bitches! - PM for Beta Testing

01-19-2009, 03:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
Uzzz Death im yur Bitch Lover! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Canada, T.O Posts: 1,923 iTrader: 13 / 100%	Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ ______________________________________________

01-19-2009, 04:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
gopher Pointy-Haired Boss Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: London Posts: 1,007 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Missing one Are you bannerblindness? Lulz Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-19-2009, 05:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
nickycakes Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sin City Posts: 2,702 iTrader: 2 / 100%	you can call me out all you want and not get banned... srsly Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ OFFICIAL WICKEDFIRE CENSOR Nickycakes.com: Reformed Blackhat Nickycakes' Newbie Guide #cakes irc.freenode.net

01-19-2009, 05:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
MDSandB Compbizz.com Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,328 iTrader: 60 / 98%	N those one post retards who asks for super affiliates to join their network ?? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Links from blogs & social bookmarking sites for higher SERP rankings - order here

01-19-2009, 05:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
abhorrent Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Illinois Posts: 789 iTrader: 4 / 100%	Damn! And I just found this hilarious LP from some guy named Chedda. Guess I can't post it now. Oh well, Your loss. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-19-2009, 05:54 PM	#9 (permalink)
turbolapp Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Houston, TexASS Posts: 8,148 iTrader: 7 / 100%	Yeah I'm ok with the calling out...usually it leads to a healthy discussion (like the mix up with the Emp "censorship" post) There has to be something in reference to the bannerblindess attempts...something involving pathetic linkbait attempts... (keyword being pathetic, if it's a cool linkbait attempt then carry on) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-19-2009, 06:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
ImagesAndWords Gonna be riotch, biotch.. Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Wåshingtøn Ståte Posts: 2,183 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Hello friend, May Hare Krishna and Vishnu and Kama Sutra be with you and all your moniez for spiritual eternity. Good luck bro. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

01-19-2009, 06:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
hannahmcintyre Not named after Miley Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 1,142 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Thank God, now if only the dumb shits that did half this stuff actually read the rules before posting. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-19-2009, 07:22 PM	#12 (permalink)
mberman84 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 709 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Am I Using the Boobs Icon and Have no Boobs in the Post? Unforgivable. FINALLY!!! how DARE these assholes use the boobs icon with no boobs...i cry each time i see this. PS> what is meant by "calling out" a moderator? (not a joke, serious question)...anyone got an example? I'd also like to put to a vote the banning of ANYONE who dickrolls on this forum...it's so annoying and definitely past its funnyness. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Best network for beginners --> get NEVERBLUE and get $$$$$$$$$

01-19-2009, 07:51 PM	#13 (permalink)
nickycakes Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Sin City Posts: 2,702 iTrader: 2 / 100%	people dickrolling will never be banned, and i generally give them +rep for their creativity if it offends you, then i'm glad Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ OFFICIAL WICKEDFIRE CENSOR Nickycakes.com: Reformed Blackhat Nickycakes' Newbie Guide #cakes irc.freenode.net

01-19-2009, 08:19 PM	#15 (permalink)
rockhard Less Is More Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,060 iTrader: 9 / 100%	Does my post serve only as a way to get people to click my signature? If so, get the fuck out. We are a marketers nightmare to market to, and I'm pretty damn sure you're not good enough. <- you kinda shoot yourself in the foot when making this post then. j/k Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-19-2009, 08:38 PM	#16 (permalink)
Jizzlobber Moist Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,743 iTrader: 6 / 100%	Basically, if you're getting dickrolled on WF then chances are you're clicking on links in threads that are crafted for the sole purpose of douchebaggery to begin with. The dickroll actually serves as a protective measure for users who might otherwise be tempted to explore information or methods that may in effect impede their performance as a successful internet marketer. Most of the experienced dickrollers on WF really do care about all users of this forum - they are just trying to set them up for success. Think of it more as tough love. The 'dickroll'. Truly a term of endearment. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

01-19-2009, 08:46 PM	#18 (permalink)
turbolapp Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Houston, TexASS Posts: 8,148 iTrader: 7 / 100%	Jizz, I'm sorry but I'm going to have to insist that you go back to your previous avatar. I can't think of you without thinking of a giant ass. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-19-2009, 09:00 PM	#20 (permalink)
ArtDeco Ex-lurker Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: PA USA Posts: 629 iTrader: 2 / 100%	18 replies - all by people with hundreds of posts - So far your'e missing your target market, Shady. Need Noob in the title? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ I believe in free speech like liberals used to, free markets like conservatives used to, and free software like programmers used to.

01-19-2009, 09:19 PM	#22 (permalink)
HarveyJ He is - THE CACTUS! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Melbourne - Not the one in Florida Posts: 3,906 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I'm all for the dickroll, but only for the people that have earnt their stripes. I'm sick of seeing one month wonders with 32 posts using it in the n00b section, or people that ONLY post it. No offence Kimbo, sure you're a great guy in person, but I seriously cannot think of a post where you have not attempted to spin some cock like it was fairy floss for the kiddies. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ After 10,000 years I'm free!

01-21-2009, 03:29 AM	#23 (permalink)
dbullet007 Frakin' google slaps! Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 33 iTrader: 0 / 0%	this IS useful. since I'm a noob here I'll make sure to double read it before even thinking of posting a link Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

01-21-2009, 08:45 AM	#24 (permalink)
glowleaf My head annoys people Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,124 iTrader: 3 / 100%	Ha. Now you see why big fora have all these rules. Just don't turn this into a fluffy discussion board. PLEASE! @Jizzlobber, the lady wants ass. Gief. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ The unofficial gallery of Wickedfire Boobs. Must see! http://www.wickedfire.com/images/icons/nsfw.gif Affiliate marketing blog

01-21-2009, 09:11 AM	#26 (permalink)
Jizzlobber Moist Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 2,743 iTrader: 6 / 100%	Pray all you want but true fate lies behind the dot. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but this is not the case. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in Canada . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support. Good luck bro. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

01-21-2009, 10:41 AM	#31 (permalink)
turbolapp Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Houston, TexASS Posts: 8,148 iTrader: 7 / 100%	I prefer the Kosher Sutra. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-21-2009, 11:21 AM	#35 (permalink)
xmcp123 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Not Louisiana Posts: 3,915 iTrader: 3 / 100%	Oh yeah. If any mods want to fix anything, don't bother asking me. Just edit the post. No offense will be taken. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

01-21-2009, 11:47 AM	#37 (permalink)
hunmik - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 161 iTrader: 1 / 100%	I wonder if sending a PM with this list to all new members at sign up would help? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-21-2009, 12:28 PM	#38 (permalink)
nachoninja Love the dog Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Fleshlightville Posts: 4,065 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Looks like my dog won't be posting anymore Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Copeac Affiliate Network + Liquid Web VPS = $$$$$

01-21-2009, 12:47 PM	#39 (permalink)
turbolapp Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Houston, TexASS Posts: 8,148 iTrader: 7 / 100%	WUT? I mean I know people like Popeye have been hatin on the Mexicans lately, but as far as I know dogs from south of the border are still ok. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-21-2009, 01:21 PM	#40 (permalink)
ArtDeco Ex-lurker Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: PA USA Posts: 629 iTrader: 2 / 100%	@LordBrar "But there is so much contrast in the urban and rural India that it will take a LOT of time to give a balanced view of the whole thing --" also true of China and the United States. And I assume Europe and Africa too. Not Hatin' , just Sayin' ... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ I believe in free speech like liberals used to, free markets like conservatives used to, and free software like programmers used to.

02-04-2009, 03:32 AM	#42 (permalink)
kidChaos American Dreamin' Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: dotcompton Posts: 591 iTrader: 3 / 100%	atmosphere reference is fucking win. dickrolling is classic. it's become a new favorite past-time of mine across the internet. the more people who experience it via their own idiocy the better. im want to re-direct some of my own domains just to keep it fresh with the dipshits i know while they are at work. seriously, i have yet to see a thread where it isnt obvious regardless of destination url. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Still laying pipe in the series of tubes...

02-12-2009, 07:12 PM	#43 (permalink)
hannahmcintyre Not named after Miley Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 1,142 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Can we add "making stupid, new threads about facebook" to this list? Sohan's over reporting one is good, and the New Facebook Ads one too obviously, but other than that basically every facebook thread we've had in weeks could have easily been a post in one of the other threads. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-16-2009, 03:26 AM	#46 (permalink)
renanorola Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 12 iTrader: 0 / 0%	this is great tips thanks for sharing.. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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