For Sale. Magic Button. Slightly Used. Cheap. - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

kpaulmedia · 08-04-2009, 10:21 PM

Hey, Mike here. I'm about to tell you a pretty amazing story. You might not believe me, but I really don't care. By the time you're done reading, you'll know why.

I've been marketing on the Internet since the very beginning, when it was still just all text. Like others, I dropped a lot of money in the early days on $79 domains and hoped for the best, knowing it would pay off.

Well, it did. A few lucky domain grabs in the early days paid off after about 5 years when the Internet started to heat up with the great wave of AOL CDs. (Ah, those were the days...) I had enough money that I soon became bored. That's not good for someone like me.

I decided to move into a local college ghetto area of town, sell my assets, and get serious about making money online. Well, after many months, tons of pizza and beer, I finally had the idea.

I would build a button that, when pressed, would put money into my bank account. Not only that, it would learn each time I pressed it so that it would get better the more I pressed it.

It was so simple yet complex I knew it was going to be a winner. I barricaded myself in the house and got to work coding. A few months later, I had a prototype for what I was calling The Magic Button. There was a field to enter how much money I wanted the button to create and the button itself.

Simpler than posting links on Google!

I remember the first time I pressed it. The screen flashed that it would take 60 days to make $10. What the hell, I thought. It was auto-pilot so what did I have to lose.

To be honest, at this point I kinda gave up on the whole matter and started to get into some other areas (ringtones baby.) I totally forgot about it until I noticed that 2 months after I pressed the button, $10 magically appeared in my bank account.

Well, I knew it wasn't magical. As I traced what the MB had done, I was kinda amazed. It had taken 60 days, but it had done it all on its own. I typed in $10 and hit the button again. This time the time to create $10 was only 21 days. This was getting interesting.

I didn't tinker with the code at this point (or document it AT ALL.) This was probably one of my early mistakes. Things were happening. My big gamble was paying off. By the end of that year, I could type in $500 and it would deliver within 24 hours. I was a happy man.

I opened my house to the uni crowd and had massive parties. I became known as the go-to guy on campus for anything and everything. As you can imagine, my insistence that I "made monies on the Internet" only held up for so long.

Most people thought it was porn or something illegal. A few months in, the attempts to get my secret were getting pretty bold. I remember one night, I had been drinking a little too much, and Theresa came up and said she wanted to see how I "got paid" so well.

I laughed and said, "Show me your boobies, and I'll show you my Magic Button!"

I could tell she thought I was just talking shit, but she obliged in the backyard.

Hmm, I thought. She showed me, so I showed her mine. She was less than excited when I showed her the button in my bedroom.

"That's it?"

"Yep."

"You're bullshitting me."

"Maybe."

"Well, wanna have sex?"

"Sure," I said, and flipped the monitor off, knowing MB was busy at work.

As you might imagine, I started to use MB to help with the ladies - who all wanted to be around me now.

They even started coming at me two at a time to see my magic button!

I have to say it got a little old after a while. By this time, I could type in $10k and it would have it in 12 to 34 hours depending on how many stupid people were on the Internet at the time. (I did a study once - half ass - to see if my conversion rates went down when there were monster truck shows all happening at the same time...)

Well, long story short, let me get to why I'm selling an eBook for the MB for only $7/copy...

I had it making well over $30k/day (Sorry, Marcus...) when it stopped working. Actually, you guys might find it a little amusing. The last time I typed in $50k for the amount and hit the button, I got this message back in 42 point RED LETTERS.

"So... when you gonna let me tap that?"

Now, that's the only answer I get no matter the amount I put in the box. Now, I could probably tinker with it myself and get it working again, but I'm giving you a chance to get in on this for only $7...

================================

Ok, there's no eBook or Magic Button (that I'm gonna talk about anyway...) But ask yourself this - should you be buying content from me?

Fuck yeah, you should.

Refrozen · 08-04-2009, 10:24 PM

HAHAHAH.
You're pimp.

clashctyrokr · 08-04-2009, 10:46 PM

Lolwut?

Refrozen · 08-04-2009, 11:14 PM

someone should legit try running this copy on WaFo or something.

Volume10 · 08-04-2009, 11:14 PM

Kpaul in the hizzy.

kpaulmedia · 08-04-2009, 11:15 PM

It's better than Angela's ...

Red_Virus · 08-04-2009, 11:25 PM

fuck yeah, you almost got me to click on that.

m0rtal · 08-04-2009, 11:31 PM

Lol, love it.

Eye_Pull_Rank · 08-04-2009, 11:35 PM

Alright I will be hiring you.

kimboslice · 08-04-2009, 11:47 PM

I'll PM you with my request...

jpet10 · 08-05-2009, 12:29 AM

haah!
Good shit! u might be throwin spoon pic chick some competition!

nat3r · 08-05-2009, 12:32 AM

ill take a review copy

kpaulmedia · 08-05-2009, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nat3r

ill take a review copy

Keep your ass shut! The Newbs might not be knowing this method!

Volume10 · 08-05-2009, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpet10

haah!
Good shit! u might be throwin spoon pic chick some competition!

In case you didn't know spoon pic chic flaked out on us. She still owes some of us money/articles.

Kpaul is the truth. He has written for me going back 6-8 months now. I would try to pump him up but you just read that post. It has to be the longest post you actually read on WF..come on tell the truth...

Refrozen · 08-05-2009, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kpaulmedia

Keep your ass shut! The Newbs might not be knowing this method!

KEEP YOUR FUCKING ASS SHUT MOTHER FUCKSERS.

kpaulmedia · 08-05-2009, 12:39 AM

the idea for this came a few days ago, so it's been gestating a while. i banged it out tonight (hence the errors, etc...)

it has all the ingredients for this audience, i think. plus timely with the "tap that" and heck, even a DR...

Bofu2U · 08-05-2009, 12:54 AM

fucking. bravo.

radio · 08-05-2009, 01:18 AM

well played.

PhillipMarlow · 08-05-2009, 02:38 AM

Rage9 · 08-05-2009, 03:55 AM

I was so ready to flame, in fact I wasn't planning on reading all that, but for the first ever you held me - fucker. Nice job.

ChrisAplin · 08-05-2009, 04:18 AM

Fuckin sold.

REVIEW:
I just paid the $7 for this "magic button" system.

It was amazing, within hours I had pressed the button and was making over .10 a week! At this rate, I'll be a millionaire in 13,000,000 years.

+Rep.

JamesH · 08-05-2009, 04:19 AM

Wow I actually read that entire post. Bravo, sir...

Dimaseo · 08-05-2009, 04:31 AM

That was great, bravo. BTW- KPaul, hit me up tomorrow. Yet another large project for ya.

kpaulmedia · 08-05-2009, 05:33 PM

Thanks for all the kinds words ... and orders.

YouTube - YTCracker - Nerdlife

(i couldn't embed for some reason...)

daewon106 · 08-05-2009, 11:32 PM

that link had its own gravitational pull... my mouse wanted to click it so badd - magic buttons, boobies, and monies... what more can a noob ask for??

GetYourWriter · 08-06-2009, 01:40 PM

Well played bro.

dgvisio · 08-06-2009, 03:22 PM

i was all set but one thing ive learned is hover links here. even then i still dont trust the url. nice post

kpaulmedia · 08-07-2009, 04:30 AM

Quote:

that link had its own gravitational pull...

Can I use that on my testimonial page? Heh.

And about the DR at WF. It reminds me of this Clerks movie wanna be - waiting? waiters? waiting tables? don't remember. Important thing is the running schtick in the movie is the male employees tricking the others into looking at their genitals. Points are involved, etc. (Yeah, in a restaurant. Heh.)

Anyway, end of movie the newbie is at a house party with the whole staff. It's late. He's drunk. Everyone's pretty wasted. At one point, he goes off. You? This is YOUR problem. You? This is YOUR problem? You? You're just messed up man, there's no hope. Hah. All through the room. Totally honest dead-on assessments of all their lives.

I'm done, he says, then walks toward the door to leave the party. People turn and look at each other like WTF? One day at work and he loses it and disses us?

Then, his voice from the door ... "Oh, one more thing..."

They all turn and he's in position to get them all to look at him in some crazy messed up position. (They don't show it luckily. heh. was kinda funny at the time and reminds me kinda of the DR game here...)

Anyway. Hope no one reports me to the mods for that!

Heh. Back to work soon...

-kpaul

08-04-2009, 10:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
kpaulmedia rebmeM roineS Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: da moon Posts: 272 iTrader: 27 / 100%	For Sale. Magic Button. Slightly Used. Cheap. Hey, Mike here. I'm about to tell you a pretty amazing story. You might not believe me, but I really don't care. By the time you're done reading, you'll know why. I've been marketing on the Internet since the very beginning, when it was still just all text. Like others, I dropped a lot of money in the early days on $79 domains and hoped for the best, knowing it would pay off. Well, it did. A few lucky domain grabs in the early days paid off after about 5 years when the Internet started to heat up with the great wave of AOL CDs. (Ah, those were the days...) I had enough money that I soon became bored. That's not good for someone like me. I decided to move into a local college ghetto area of town, sell my assets, and get serious about making money online. Well, after many months, tons of pizza and beer, I finally had the idea. I would build a button that, when pressed, would put money into my bank account. Not only that, it would learn each time I pressed it so that it would get better the more I pressed it. It was so simple yet complex I knew it was going to be a winner. I barricaded myself in the house and got to work coding. A few months later, I had a prototype for what I was calling The Magic Button. There was a field to enter how much money I wanted the button to create and the button itself. Simpler than posting links on Google! I remember the first time I pressed it. The screen flashed that it would take 60 days to make $10. What the hell, I thought. It was auto-pilot so what did I have to lose. To be honest, at this point I kinda gave up on the whole matter and started to get into some other areas (ringtones baby.) I totally forgot about it until I noticed that 2 months after I pressed the button, $10 magically appeared in my bank account. Well, I knew it wasn't magical. As I traced what the MB had done, I was kinda amazed. It had taken 60 days, but it had done it all on its own. I typed in $10 and hit the button again. This time the time to create $10 was only 21 days. This was getting interesting. I didn't tinker with the code at this point (or document it AT ALL.) This was probably one of my early mistakes. Things were happening. My big gamble was paying off. By the end of that year, I could type in $500 and it would deliver within 24 hours. I was a happy man. I opened my house to the uni crowd and had massive parties. I became known as the go-to guy on campus for anything and everything. As you can imagine, my insistence that I "made monies on the Internet" only held up for so long. Most people thought it was porn or something illegal. A few months in, the attempts to get my secret were getting pretty bold. I remember one night, I had been drinking a little too much, and Theresa came up and said she wanted to see how I "got paid" so well. I laughed and said, "Show me your boobies, and I'll show you my Magic Button!" I could tell she thought I was just talking shit, but she obliged in the backyard. Hmm, I thought. She showed me, so I showed her mine. She was less than excited when I showed her the button in my bedroom. "That's it?" "Yep." "You're bullshitting me." "Maybe." "Well, wanna have sex?" "Sure," I said, and flipped the monitor off, knowing MB was busy at work. As you might imagine, I started to use MB to help with the ladies - who all wanted to be around me now. They even started coming at me two at a time to see my magic button! I have to say it got a little old after a while. By this time, I could type in $10k and it would have it in 12 to 34 hours depending on how many stupid people were on the Internet at the time. (I did a study once - half ass - to see if my conversion rates went down when there were monster truck shows all happening at the same time...) Well, long story short, let me get to why I'm selling an eBook for the MB for only $7/copy... I had it making well over $30k/day (Sorry, Marcus...) when it stopped working. Actually, you guys might find it a little amusing. The last time I typed in $50k for the amount and hit the button, I got this message back in 42 point RED LETTERS. "So... when you gonna let me tap that?" Now, that's the only answer I get no matter the amount I put in the box. Now, I could probably tinker with it myself and get it working again, but I'm giving you a chance to get in on this for only $7... ================================ Ok, there's no eBook or Magic Button (that I'm gonna talk about anyway...) But ask yourself this - should you be buying content from me? Fuck yeah, you should. __________________ Writer for Hire \| Magic Button \| kpaul media \| Webmaster Chronic

08-04-2009, 10:24 PM	#2 (permalink)
Refrozen 123456789 123456789 (123) Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Houses Posts: 1,622 iTrader: 11 / 100%	HAHAHAH. You're pimp. __________________ WordPress makes you more money. WP Smart Tools-(you need this) WP Link Engine Please use support@wpquickpolls.com and not the PM system if you need product support.

08-04-2009, 10:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
clashctyrokr Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 679 iTrader: 21 / 96%	Lolwut? __________________ ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ High-Quality Content Available @ $.02 per Word - FREE Review Copies for Mods!

08-04-2009, 11:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Refrozen 123456789 123456789 (123) Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Houses Posts: 1,622 iTrader: 11 / 100%	someone should legit try running this copy on WaFo or something. __________________ WordPress makes you more money. WP Smart Tools-(you need this) WP Link Engine Please use support@wpquickpolls.com and not the PM system if you need product support.

08-04-2009, 11:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
Volume10 I love midgets. Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 1,205 iTrader: 14 / 100%	Kpaul in the hizzy. __________________ WAT?....... PPCpimps.com....... that's WAT!

08-04-2009, 11:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
kpaulmedia rebmeM roineS Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: da moon Posts: 272 iTrader: 27 / 100%	It's better than Angela's ... __________________ Writer for Hire \| Magic Button \| kpaul media \| Webmaster Chronic

08-04-2009, 11:25 PM	#7 (permalink)
Red_Virus Support: +1(347) 417-5786 Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,208 iTrader: 477 / 100%	fuck yeah, you almost got me to click on that. __________________ Over 1200 reviews posted for my 100 Dofollow Social Bookmarking Service : $19/URL (3 sites only per social bookmarking account). - PM me for discounts on BULK orders.

08-04-2009, 11:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
m0rtal King of the Jungle Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,442 iTrader: 15 / 100%	Lol, love it. __________________ meow

08-04-2009, 11:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
Eye_Pull_Rank Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: VA Posts: 114 iTrader: 3 / 100%	Alright I will be hiring you.

08-04-2009, 11:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
kimboslice Gimmie My Bread. Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,403 iTrader: 4 / 100%	I'll PM you with my request...

08-05-2009, 12:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
jpet10 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 203 iTrader: 4 / 100%	haah! Good shit! u might be throwin spoon pic chick some competition!

08-05-2009, 12:39 AM	#16 (permalink)
kpaulmedia rebmeM roineS Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: da moon Posts: 272 iTrader: 27 / 100%	the idea for this came a few days ago, so it's been gestating a while. i banged it out tonight (hence the errors, etc...) it has all the ingredients for this audience, i think. plus timely with the "tap that" and heck, even a DR... __________________ Writer for Hire \| Magic Button \| kpaul media \| Webmaster Chronic

08-05-2009, 01:18 AM	#18 (permalink)
radio Unconsciously competent. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,537 iTrader: 25 / 100%	well played. __________________ auction2post : Retail Affiliate Content Generator for Wordpress Targeted Niche Specific Content Creation using eBay API! Get auction2post - the only eBay Wordpress plugin with the flexibility to monetize other income sources! I'm not a member of ePN... so what! Get the plugin bb_wolfe calls "the best Wordpress plugin out there, bar none!" Amazing WP plugin developer Refrozen calls auction2post "pimp!"

08-05-2009, 02:38 AM	#19 (permalink)
PhillipMarlow Wat Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,453 iTrader: 7 / 100%

08-05-2009, 03:55 AM	#20 (permalink)
Rage9 #1 Soccer Hater Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 3,763 iTrader: 12 / 93%	I was so ready to flame, in fact I wasn't planning on reading all that, but for the first ever you held me - fucker. Nice job. __________________ MadPPC.com - PPC, PHP, and other Affiliate Marketing tips. It's OK to be MAD!

08-05-2009, 04:18 AM	#21 (permalink)
ChrisAplin Fighter Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 97 iTrader: 3 / 100%	Fuckin sold. REVIEW: I just paid the $7 for this "magic button" system. It was amazing, within hours I had pressed the button and was making over .10 a week! At this rate, I'll be a millionaire in 13,000,000 years. +Rep.

08-05-2009, 04:19 AM	#22 (permalink)
JamesH BIG FACE HUNDREDS $$$ Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,448 iTrader: 13 / 100%	Wow I actually read that entire post. Bravo, sir...

08-05-2009, 04:31 AM	#23 (permalink)
Dimaseo Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 782 iTrader: 15 / 100%	That was great, bravo. BTW- KPaul, hit me up tomorrow. Yet another large project for ya. __________________ QUIT READING THIS AND GET BACK TO WORK.

08-05-2009, 05:33 PM	#24 (permalink)
kpaulmedia rebmeM roineS Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: da moon Posts: 272 iTrader: 27 / 100%	Thanks for all the kinds words ... and orders. YouTube - YTCracker - Nerdlife (i couldn't embed for some reason...) __________________ Writer for Hire \| Magic Button \| kpaul media \| Webmaster Chronic

08-05-2009, 11:32 PM	#25 (permalink)
daewon106 Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: the dirty south Posts: 61 iTrader: 4 / 100%	that link had its own gravitational pull... my mouse wanted to click it so badd - magic buttons, boobies, and monies... what more can a noob ask for?? __________________ hott pockettt

08-06-2009, 01:40 PM	#26 (permalink)
GetYourWriter Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Paradise Posts: 560 iTrader: 22 / 100%	Well played bro. __________________ Get some fresh webmaster chronic!

08-06-2009, 03:22 PM	#27 (permalink)
dgvisio Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: NJ, FL Posts: 59 iTrader: 0 / 0%	i was all set but one thing ive learned is hover links here. even then i still dont trust the url. nice post

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