Something happened to my ass...

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crossfittn

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Yesterday I was on the phone with the ceo and my affiliate manager at one of the aff programs I work with. It was a scheduled meeting and I explained to them why I wanted my own custom part of their shopping cart system.

I told them I want to test new shopping cart tweaks all the time to increase my conversion. Well. They totally kissed my ass, telling me I was their most important affiliate, and they would have their tech dept code it up for me immediately, and it would be cool to meet up next time I pass by their state.

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This ass got kissed like no other. This is my ass for your viewing pleasure. Or maybe you'll feel like you got raped after you see this, and you'll scrape your dick off in the shower.

Their development team is still working on modifying their shopping cart system to integrate with my own custom setup and it will be finished tomorrow. I'll have my designer make a few designs to test when it goes up. Not even just designs! I'm going to test a bunch of other things too such as focusing more on savings and bonuses, etc.. Pretty typical stuff but they just haven't taken advantage in their own carts. Mmmm and I have FTP access so I can change it whenever I want.

Conclusion: Work hard, make money, gain power. Power = the ability to pull strings and make much more money!
 


you and lemonadden or whatever her name is need to hook up for some gay sex
 
I had an affiliate manager at CJ kiss the shit out of my ass. Unfortunately, all that ass kissing doesn't get them to make the changes I keep requesting them. I seriously think the woman is retarded.
 
It's called 'flannel' in the UK. Or being 'customer-centric', these days. The cubicle creatures will tell you anything, while the boys in the back room snort derisively at your request and go back to swopping p0rn.
 
omg hot as!s!!!!!!!!! HAhsm, omg, niced but shot, but nmy ass is hotter than hit. the guys LVOE ity . i only fuck
 
dude, who gives a fuvk im the same drunk as i am sober, just cant type too well, cut some slack
 
lmao i completely forgot that WF was a gay affiliate forum.
that is obv how he found it. after tiring of the heterosexual, monochrome doldrums of dp and sp and www and ef, he found wicked fire, the "colorful" AM forum.
 
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