Jon

Any ideas or designs that we should consider for the WF tshirts for Affiliate Summit East this year? For the Vegas show we went for a "shock and awe" approach. For Miami I'm not sure what type of approach I want to go for, but I'd love to hear your ideas for both the front and back designs. I am thinking of keeping true to our original form, by providing a witty or funny joke on the front, and something "shirt bait" worthy for the back. Submit your ideas here. This is not a contest either, but if we use your idea, then I'll think of something fun for the winner, maybe 10 lap dances at a strip club, or a shit ton of free drinks.. ah well, we'll see!

Post ideas in text form here, or if you're really innovative, show us some examples.

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Mike

Should definitely keep them black, it would look queer if the color was anything but black. That being said...

How about "All your ebooks are belong to us"
Or
"Fuck you! I'm on Wickedfire"
Or
"1 year old and already kicking your ass"

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BrianL

But a rainbow would fit so well...with something like "We're not really a gay affiliate forum, but these are:"

and have a list of other forums like the Vegas shirt. I really liked the Vegas shirt and it did get alot of chatting and bitching on some other forums.

pfgannon

"We have a gay guy AND a black guy!"

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"Wickedfire is run by a jew. So you know its got money. How about your poser forum?"

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pfgannon

"09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-WF-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0"

-or-

"WickedFire, your own personal ATM - Only $7!"

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Kfleming

if you want to cause a stir you could have shirts that say.. "ARE YOU NEW TO AFFILIATE MARKETING? WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE MONEY ONLINE? IF SO, CONTACT THESE PEOPLE DIRECTLY, THEY WANT TO HELP YOU"... and then in a big bold font have the personal phone numbers of the guys that own digital point and earners forum.

webonline

How about "I attended ASE and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"

webonline

No offense, but those are really bad suggestions.

Mike

No offense, but this is fucking lame

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Dirvan

"Come and show your boobs on WickedFire!"
Or
"The problem with French is that they don't have a word for WickedFire."

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chatmasta

That's too close to last time.

I like Mike's idea about doing something with eBooks.

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kaveman

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Jon

Hahaha some of these ideas are fucking great! Keep them coming..

Webonline, your idea is a ripoff, but Mike's are pretty funny actually. Get a sense of humor.

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Mike

Thanks Jon.

Webonline, reading through your 24 posts so far, you have about 3 decent posts that involved some thought and participation. 21 of your posts are one liners.

In other words, STFU until you have something useful to contribute. Right now, you look like a troll.

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droolingmnky

Front:
WickedFire: If you can't make money here, we'll at least show you some tits.

Back:
Picture of hairy man boobs with the WF logo photochoped into a bewb.


Front:
Where can you find information about internet marketing with out all of the bull.

Back:
If you'll just pay 29.99 for the e-book...


Front:
Reading the latest guru's ebook: 79.99
Registering for the latest guru service: 29.99
Paying for personal consultation from a guru: 499.99

Realizing they got all of their information from WickedFire: Priceless...

jened

funny stuff guys, this is gonna be a good thread.

kaveman

Wickedfire: The gay affiliate forum

JamesH

You guys mind if I attempt a Photoshop of some of your concepts?

webonline

How about "Wickedfire-buzzword compliant"

DomainRealty

IDEA 1

Front: Picture of a white top-hat

Back: WickedFire logo

IDEA 2

Front: WickedFire Logo with an open mouth, eating a white top-hat

Back: "Who needs hats when you have a flame?"

IDEA 3

Front: WickedFire Logo with an open mouth, eating a white and black top-hat

Back: "Who needs hats when you have a flame?"

IDEA 4

Front: A picture of a warrior burning in the WickedFire flame

(*ahem*WarriorForum*ahem*)

IDEA 5

Front: Boobs

Back: More boobs

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droolingmnky

I love this idea, Another play on it would be to show a massive picture of cleavage/boobs on the front.

With the back having:

boobs, marketing, boobs, boobs, content, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, whitehat seo, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, blackhat seo, boobs, boobs, boobs, boobs, traffic, boobs, boobs, boobs

WickedFire has your ass covered.

An idea for free ticket winners:

Front:
The ticket price is pretty steep, eh? /or/ Did it hurt buying tickets?

Back:
WickedFire got me in for free. /or/ WickedFire got my ass in for free.

another one:

Front: Little WF logo (kinda where the polo logo is only bigger)

Back: FREELOADER (all the way across the back like those security/police/ ATF crap), under it have "Read WickedFire.com and this could be you."

Why can't I ever think of good shit when I need to?

More general ideas.

Front:
Got fucked with a few e-books?

Back:
WickedFire.com where the real information is.

DomainRealty

How about...

The WickedFire logo shitting out money

Back: "Look mom! Money came outta my ass!"

Jason

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BrianL

Front: "Looking For Ebook Authors" in big letters with "(if you are one, see back of shirt)" below it in smaller letters

Back: Big arrow pointing down with "Kiss It" in big letters

droolingmnky

More ideas:

Getting raped trusting the 'gurus' ?
There's an easy solution, WickedFire and a tube of KY.

A continuation from Vegas.

Hey weren't you in Vegas too?
WickedFire
(herpes are a bitch aren't they)

Aequitas

hahahahahhhahahaha FUCKING RIGHTS....

I vote for this one hands down, its halarious, flows good, awesome shit.

I'm personally brain dead right now so I cannot contribute all I can see is code, been at it all day, unless something like this appeals to anyone but probably not.

Front:

eBook Marketers Follow The Arrows To The Back!

(Then maybe an arrow wrapping around both sides of the text to the back word and a new line here.)

Other Marketers Read Below

(maybe a little arrow pointing down)

WickedFire offers the best and its FREE!

(and a new line here)

All Hot Chicks Following The BIG Arrow

(Then One BIG arrow straight down to the bottom of the shirt)

Back: Douchebag

If your wondering why the last part with the arrow and the chicks, well fuck might as well just kill two birds with one stone while your there.

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Front Naked (censored, if absolutely necessary ) woman

Back "What happens in WickedFire, stays in WickedFire"

Jason

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droolingmnky

How's with a bikini and have the words Wicked Fire make up the boobs with the logo being the um (panty-thong?-granny panties?) bottom front.

Back ideas could be:

WickedFire FTW!
You wish you were this close/good.
Her name is Bob.
How does it feel to check out a man?

A little twist

Front:
WickedFire works with
Picture of a hot AM with company name.

Back:
Every one else gets
goatse.CX pic
You decide what's better.

(replace anus with appropriate logo EF/WF maybe?)


Thanks! I've just been putting out ideas as they come.

More:
WickedFire
It's like a steel toed kick to the balls, for your wallet.

CorrectAD

what if you put that flame head on a bunch of bodies in different fucking positions and use some internet marketing terms to describe them?

like anal could be CommissionJunction.


WTF IS THIS >>>hahaha who fucking drew a douchebag icon! oh you fuckers are sick!

dude... why not just put all these icons on a shirt and let someone make their own forum post in sharpie on the back of the shirt and circle the kind of post they just made?

The back would be handwritten so people would probably want to read it, and then see the front. (which would be the wf sex!!! or something not ripped off from Gadzooks back in the 90s)

That would really bring the forum to the expo.

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Mike

^^
Now that's creative! I like it!

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JamesH

Thats an awesome idea. It would suck if some douche wrote something that was just completely worseless. Then you'd probably have to buy a new shirt...

Mike

To add to this, have a couple boxes (dark grey to match the forum) hand out white paint pens to the members. Two or more boxes so that you could have one to start you own thread and another box to respond to someone else's thread.

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jened

how about some of jon's more famous quotes? i don't mean like, honest the new section is opening up monday but enough bullshit --let's make some fucking money!!

kaveman

Wickedfire: its kinda like a fucktarded midget rodeo, but with affiliates.

Laura

Haha... some of these are really funny! My only request is that you make some itty bitty girly tees, too. Okay, Jon?

Laura

Jon

Yes, we will do that this time.. Vegas was a good trial run, learned a lot.. like most affiliates are not Mediums even though I thought they were, doh -- And contrary to what people have said, I only got ONE shirt for myself, alright?!

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Jon

Damn.. some of these ideas are fucking crazy, and others are funny as hell, but all of them are really good.. this is going to be a tough decision. If we use ideas from two people they'll both get the free tickets. So keep them coming!

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CorrectAD

I don't know why, but I'm really digging on the 'interactive t-shirt' idea (probably cuz I'm the one posting them)

But... what if you did something like this:

One the Front of the shirt:

'HERE'S HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE ONLINE'

then like a box with a fill in the number

Then Below that:

'I GET MY MARKETING ADVICE FROM... (SEE BACK)'

You guessed it....

GIANT WF logo. And then the (what should be the coined WF ) slogan: Enough of the bullshit, let's make some fucking money


NOTE: If you're a noob who doesn't make any money online, just write something clever in the box.... or lie... whatever

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LemonAden

I bought a shitload of these for my last company in the shape of their logo to give out at a tradeshow...

The $2.95 Guys t-shirt compressed shirts shrinkwrap - Welcome


They will make the shirts and compress them into any shape you want.. would look kinda cool in the shape of the WF logo, and they are CHEAP and the quality was pretty awesome

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jelf

Awesome, some funny ass ideas here lmao.

So we are going to get these at ASE correct? So we can't wear them on the plane etc.?

Sorry wana wear mine lol

kaveman

on the plane, your ass better be wearin that shit at the conference haha jk

jelf

lmao of course

droolingmnky

Front:

WickedFir...
Sweet another niche!

Back:

Have you taken your Adderall today?

another:

WF powered by: late nights, caffene, porn, and Adderall.

smash

I vote for that too, and a thread with pics of every girl in their itt bitty girly tees....

DomainRealty

IN their itty bitty firly tees?

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droolingmnky

I wonder, how many people you could talk into wearing a shirt like this and posing for a photo.


Some idea's for the for the other gender:

WF
Makes my nipples hard

WickedFire across the chest with the logo behind it.
under it in smaller text: "It's not like you were just reading this shirt, and your welcome."

webonline

some good ideas

geekcognito

Black T-shirt.

Front: WF logo in the center.

Back: "My webmaster forum can kick your webmaster forum's ass!" or "My webmaster forum can beat up your webmaster forum."

Make the back writing look like it was written in crayon by a drunk third grader. You know, so it most effectively represents the majority of maturity levels here at WF.

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droolingmnky

SEO_Mike just needs a shirt that reads:

WickedFire ebook complaint department

jtouboul

Black

"Wickedfire... Do you feel lucky today?"

or

"Do you feel lucky today? Post on Wickedfire" .

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