Jon

This is the best AIM convo I've had with a random kid messaging me about my screen name being on the aimchecker list.

whizkid250 (7:34:36 PM): stop flooding aimchecker you fucker
whizkid250 (7:34:54 PM): attention whore
ao jon (7:36:00 PM): Haha
whizkid250 (7:36:26 PM): haha?
ao jon (7:36:18 PM): You say it as if I'm doing it on purpose.
whizkid250 (7:36:44 PM): script kiddies suck, man
ao jon (7:36:30 PM): My friend built aimchecker and told me to include it in my forum sig.
whizkid250 (7:36:55 PM): prove it?
ao jon (7:36:47 PM): www.wickedfire.com
ao jon (7:36:52 PM): I own it.
ao jon (7:36:58 PM): Username: Jon
ao jon (7:37:01 PM): Check the sig.
ao jon (7:37:03 PM): Fuckface.
whizkid250 (7:37:22 PM): that doesnt explain
whizkid250 (7:37:30 PM): why it's being flooded every few seconds?
ao jon (7:37:40 PM): Because WickedFire gets over 7.5M impressions a month..
ao jon (7:37:52 PM): So everytime someone loads a page that my sig is on, it loads.
whizkid250 (7:38:15 PM): BS, people at something awful forums have it in their sig
ao jon (7:38:11 PM): Good for the SA crowd then.
whizkid250 (7:38:28 PM): and they have a hell of a lot more page views than wickedwhatever does
whizkid250 (7:38:36 PM): so your explanation is BS
ao jon (7:38:26 PM): Yes, it's all BS.
ao jon (7:38:29 PM): You proved me wrong.
ao jon (7:38:35 PM): Oh wise one, you are my master.
whizkid250 (7:38:55 PM): nice argument skills dipshit
ao jon (7:38:41 PM): Please let me kiss your feet.
ao jon (7:39:05 PM): I like how you IM random people, and then accuse me of being an attention whore.
whizkid250 (7:39:34 PM): script kiddies just piss me off, that's all
ao jon (7:39:22 PM): Luke made aim checker.
whizkid250 (7:39:38 PM): and im hot and sweaty as hell
whizkid250 (7:39:43 PM): and borede
whizkid250 (7:39:44 PM): bored
ao jon (7:39:31 PM): I can't program for shit.
ao jon (7:39:57 PM): Take your disgust for script kiddies to IRC or AOL where people have been bitching about it for over a decade.
whizkid250 (7:40:25 PM): A...AOL...?
ao jon (7:40:15 PM): I'm sure you'll find lots of people just as cool as you.
whizkid250 (7:40:30 PM): that's going on bash dot org
ao jon (7:40:46 PM): With your little aol programs to change eachother's colors, or whatever the hell you kids do.
ao jon (7:42:04 PM): Best part of this conversation though.. that you "hate script kiddies" but have no sense how pageviews or traffic work.
ao jon (7:42:18 PM): Brush up on your "skills" little one.
whizkid250 (7:42:45 PM): you dont know what a script kiddie is...
ao jon (7:42:35 PM): You may actually leave mommy's basement and find a job someday.
ao jon (7:42:38 PM): Yes I do.
whizkid250 (7:42:56 PM): what is it
ao jon (7:43:17 PM): A script kiddie is someone that jacks code and either claims it as their own, or fumbles around with easy coding to make useless crap so they can brag to their internet pals about doing this and that.
whizkid250 (7:43:45 PM): nope.
ao jon (7:43:36 PM): Well, it was.
whizkid250 (7:44:03 PM): a script kiddie downloads a program used to do something malicious or annoying.
ao jon (7:43:58 PM): I guess the meaning of it has changed.
whizkid250 (7:44:19 PM): not really
ao jon (7:44:07 PM): Yes. Really.
ao jon (7:45:08 PM): A script kiddie back in the early-mid 90's was one of these programmer kids who would brag about doing this and that, but would steal the code from a source he figured no one would know of, and then pawn it off as his own.
whizkid250 (7:45:34 PM): how old are you?
ao jon (7:45:23 PM): Hence the debate on IRC about aol and script kiddies went on and on.
ao jon (7:45:29 PM): 26.
ao jon (7:45:58 PM): Would you like me to take you out on a date too?
ao jon (7:46:05 PM): I give out on the first date you know.
ao jon (7:46:10 PM): put out*
whizkid250 (7:46:30 PM): sure
ao jon (7:46:19 PM): Hot!
ao jon (7:46:58 PM): Is it your first time being with another man, or are you an avid church go'er, and have experience with the priests and their fun little games in the basement?

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Jon

ao jon (7:47:43 PM): I love QDB: Quote Database Home. I'm a pirate, let's have cyber sex.
ao jon (7:47:47 PM): Remember that one?
whizkid250 (7:48:14 PM): no.
ao jon (7:48:29 PM): You're no fun little man!
ao jon (7:49:00 PM): You started off being cute and witty, and as soon as you found out I was older than you, wooosh, it all went to shit.
ao jon (7:49:41 PM): I'm sure you could think up some better material for someone older than you.. or does that fuck your whole gameplan of pretending to be "superior"?
ao jon (7:52:10 PM): Link me when you've added it to Bash so I can show my friends how famous you made me.

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Jon

ao jon (7:57:02 PM): http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/11653-aimchecker-script-kiddies-bash-org.html
ao jon (7:57:44 PM): That's for you, so just in case you get lazy, Google can index it on the forum, and people can forever search for your name and find our hot convo.

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seocracy

way to use the gay thing as an offensive tactic man.

That's some serious Sun Tzu shit right there.

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Mike

Fuckin' hilarious! Just went to bash.org to see if you're buddy posted it, and found this gem instead:

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droolingmnky

This line makes it worth the read.

For some reason it made me think of Jon snuggling into some big hairy man arms...

BrianL

Damn...you need some porn or something to fight that kind of fantasy...

bubbles

Jon, don't provoke him... Next thing you know he'll be posting here, promoting e-books with urlfreeze in his signature.

Mike

Yay! Then I can ban someone! Bring him on!

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ltn1dr

Hahah, great convo, I hate random arguement starters like that.

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bmurph

bash.org is hilarious though. if this kid actually submits it it'll get downvoted so fast that no one will ever see it.

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sicmayhem

What an idiot. That kid is probably going to have to ditch that screename just because of this chat.

Maybe I'll chat with him later on about some more gay shit. Tell him I found his screename in a gay forum priest looking for boys or something.

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ConfusedSoul

lmfao

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Jon

Just to add to the fun...

greg4u's Gamer Profile on CheatCodes.com

Someone needs a friend... but wait.. he likes AOL?! That fucking douche! I knew he was an aol kid!

What a winner indeed!

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Aequitas

You should of pulled out all the stops and told him to read the following.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Your Gay blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, Douche Bag - blah blah blah blah. Best damn forum is WickedFire.com! blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah rub my head for goodluck blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah…Fucking LOOSER.

Took that idea straight outta your blog. lol

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Jon

Copycat.

Don't go using my uber cool mind control techniques on me!

PS - Loser is spelled with ONE "o", otherwise you're just saying that you're loose, like yo momma!

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Aequitas

haha see what happens when people fall into your mind control trap, they get all fucked up and cannot even spell correctly.

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MyOwnDemon

Wow. Just wow.

Jon, you should start your own bash.org type site with all the idiots you get IMing you. Call it WickedOwned or something. Haha.

"Not just owned... WickedOwned."

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illusion

what a cool kid

Jon

I just can't help myself.. I feel such a need to fuck with him over and over again.. Even if he doesn't respond!

ao jon (12:34:05 PM): Greg!
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ao jon (12:35:47 PM): Hey, I was wondering, since you call me pet names like script kiddie and such, if I could come over later today since we are both in the Chicago area and do some mud wrestling moves... you know.. for practice in case we ever get into a real mud wrestling battle on the streets yo!
ao jon (12:36:16 PM): Or you can just come to my house, here's the address, don't worry though, I trust you.
ao jon (12:36:41 PM): 5876 N. Nina
Chicago,IL 60631
ao jon (12:37:25 PM): Let me know when you're coming over, and maybe you can bring some extra mud, as I had a pretty frisky night last night when my priest came over, so I'm kinda low on the stuff.

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