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Old 05-16-2007, 04:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fuck I Suck and I need Someone to Bitch Slap Me

started a blog..........blah....blah....blah.........i want to generate buzz..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....i came up with the idea to give away $100 for the best comment or post...............

so far 3 takers and I basically have been whoring myself TO GET TRAFFIC...............i was actually thinking of giving away $100 every day but there is no participation...........

i know my blog sucks but i started it at 1 pm and i'll tweak later with help but the point is all you have to do is post something helpful about making fast money and your enetered.....and no im not selling shit, ebook nothing........

any advice?

blog is link below..........................
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Old 05-16-2007, 04:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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you should try this Get on front page of Digg every time guaranteed!

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Old 05-16-2007, 05:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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I think you should learn how to write better. Your writing is ... out there. Maybe make some coherent sentences, and stop abusing the " ........."
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you should try this Get on front page of Digg every time guaranteed!

*bitch slaaaap
man i tried that....no dig no dugg no love

when i opened this thread my face turned to the side has your hairy hand hit my ugly face....SLAP

how about write something about my small penis or rate my chicks titts?
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I think you should learn how to write better. Your writing is ... out there. Maybe make some coherent sentences, and stop abusing the " ........."
yeah i'm a druken sailor with my speech and writing but it's me......i mean i don't use that stuff on my landing pages but maybe i'll scare people from making a comment beacuse I'm so whacked out in my writing..........and using "..........: all the time

are sure don't use that on my landing page in my affiliate offers...you know,

Landing Page (picture my tattooed ass next to a form with a gun in my waistband)

"Check out this fucken mortgage asshole! Yeah I said you! Fill out this form now or my tattooed ass and Bubba are gonna come rip you a new asshole!" I have your IP address and I'll pin point you with my GPS and Google maps in 60 seconds if you don't do........WAIT, YOU BETTER NOT HIT THAT BACK BUTTON

QUESTION OF THE DAY?????????????????????????

should i cut out my cursing and my real persona for the sake of my readers?

or should i brand myself by being my real whacked out self?
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:37 PM   #6 (permalink)
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you're an idiot............
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should i cut out my cursing and my real persona for the sake of my readers?

or should i brand myself by being my real whacked out self?
Worked for Rick Jerk but that's old and transparent now.
However it's still best to be yourself, but yeah that may also scare many
away. Tough call.
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Old 05-16-2007, 05:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Um... BlastYourAss.com might have some connotations you may not necessarily want to associate yourself with.
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Um... BlastYourAss.com might have some connotations you may not necessarily want to associate yourself with.
he probably is all for those connotations, considering that is his username on this forum.
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Old 05-16-2007, 06:03 PM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL Blastyourass. WTF.

Bitch slap for...
... ugry blog skin.
... bizarre writing.

I think you really need to reel it in a little. Formulate coherent thoughts and then set it to blogging. As it stands right now, your content is all over the place, and you use so many line spaces and ............. spaces that it's almost impossible to read.

If I were you, now that you've had some time to write your blog, I'd go BACK through your posts and revise them. Make sure that each post says what you want it to say, and says it in such a way that both humans and search engines can make CLEAR sense of what you're talking about.

Then, once you've gone through all your revisions, you might be ready to start writing new material.

Good luck.
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Yeah...maybe you should blog about ex-lax and psyllium husk
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Old 05-16-2007, 06:12 PM   #12 (permalink)
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yeah...im reconsidering my approach....and my writing skills suck bad so maybe it isn't a good idea to publish my writing before I have someone who knows what they are doing edit and organize it.

thanks for the input peeps.
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Have you looked into PayPerPost.com at all?
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im looking into any affiliate offers for the ass right now....thanks for the tip Brian!
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I think you can get away with that writing style if you put funny pictures or boobs pics in every post. I'd read that. Make it your trademark or something.
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BYA: if you have ideas for posts but aren't happy with your own writing, there are a couple (more?) good copywriters here. Look up Geekcognito and Yoink*gasp* (gasp*yoink* ? I can never keep it straight). Anyhow, both are members here with good reputations for their writing skills.

Personally, I think your way of writing is hilarious, and if people look past it, there's some good shit there.
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BYA: if you have ideas for posts but aren't happy with your own writing, there are a couple (more?) good copywriters here. Look up Geekcognito and Yoink*gasp* (gasp*yoink* ? I can never keep it straight). Anyhow, both are members here with good reputations for their writing skills.

Personally, I think your way of writing is hilarious, and if people look past it, there's some good shit there.
cool thanks for the props and quoting me in your signature....i get on rolls sometimes

yeah man but we are probally one of the few in our demographic that slang offers on the ineternet and talk like drunken sailors and don't take shit...except on our kiss ass landing pages....

maybe i need more cred for my approach as far as the masses?

fuck it ....im gonna keep writing like my dumb self, have someone edit my post for spelling and grammatical errors and then go screw your girlfriend cause chicks dig tatts and money. I GOT BOTH! Just not your chick SEOMIKE, bros before hoes........
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ok send me a pic of your titts and you'll be the first titts to be posted.......

naw how abot a landing page for bloggers VISUALIZE THIS

with a big picture of hairy dinGle berired ass and a tattoo right by the crack of the ass with the little dig guy crawling out..and he has a minor hat...........tag line.....blogging asses daily
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