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Blastyourass · 05-16-2007, 04:42 PM

started a blog..........blah....blah....blah.........i want to generate buzz..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....i came up with the idea to give away $100 for the best comment or post...............

so far 3 takers and I basically have been whoring myself TO GET TRAFFIC...............i was actually thinking of giving away $100 every day but there is no participation...........

i know my blog sucks but i started it at 1 pm and i'll tweak later with help but the point is all you have to do is post something helpful about making fast money and your enetered.....and no im not selling shit, ebook nothing........

any advice?

blog is link below..........................

kaveman · 05-16-2007, 04:57 PM

you should try this Get on front page of Digg every time guaranteed!

*bitch slaaaap

barman · 05-16-2007, 05:09 PM

I think you should learn how to write better. Your writing is ... out there. Maybe make some coherent sentences, and stop abusing the " ........."

Blastyourass · 05-16-2007, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by kaveman

you should try this Get on front page of Digg every time guaranteed!

*bitch slaaaap

man i tried that....no dig no dugg no love

when i opened this thread my face turned to the side has your hairy hand hit my ugly face....SLAP

how about write something about my small penis or rate my chicks titts?

Blastyourass · 05-16-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by barman

I think you should learn how to write better. Your writing is ... out there. Maybe make some coherent sentences, and stop abusing the " ........."

yeah i'm a druken sailor with my speech and writing but it's me......i mean i don't use that stuff on my landing pages but maybe i'll scare people from making a comment beacuse I'm so whacked out in my writing..........and using "..........: all the time

are sure don't use that on my landing page in my affiliate offers...you know,

Landing Page (picture my tattooed ass next to a form with a gun in my waistband)

"Check out this fucken mortgage asshole! Yeah I said you! Fill out this form now or my tattooed ass and Bubba are gonna come rip you a new asshole!" I have your IP address and I'll pin point you with my GPS and Google maps in 60 seconds if you don't do........WAIT, YOU BETTER NOT HIT THAT BACK BUTTON

QUESTION OF THE DAY?????????????????????????

should i cut out my cursing and my real persona for the sake of my readers?

or should i brand myself by being my real whacked out self?

lucab · 05-16-2007, 05:37 PM

you're an idiot............

50saysHeEatsIt · 05-16-2007, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blastyourass

should i cut out my cursing and my real persona for the sake of my readers?

or should i brand myself by being my real whacked out self?

Worked for Rick Jerk but that's old and transparent now.
However it's still best to be yourself, but yeah that may also scare many
away. Tough call.

aim · 05-16-2007, 05:47 PM

Um... BlastYourAss.com might have some connotations you may not necessarily want to associate yourself with.

lucab · 05-16-2007, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aim

Um... BlastYourAss.com might have some connotations you may not necessarily want to associate yourself with.

he probably is all for those connotations, considering that is his username on this forum.

DaveEMG · 05-16-2007, 06:03 PM

LOL Blastyourass. WTF.

Bitch slap for...
... ugry blog skin.
... bizarre writing.

I think you really need to reel it in a little. Formulate coherent thoughts and then set it to blogging. As it stands right now, your content is all over the place, and you use so many line spaces and ............. spaces that it's almost impossible to read.

If I were you, now that you've had some time to write your blog, I'd go BACK through your posts and revise them. Make sure that each post says what you want it to say, and says it in such a way that both humans and search engines can make CLEAR sense of what you're talking about.

Then, once you've gone through all your revisions, you might be ready to start writing new material.

Good luck.

BrianL · 05-16-2007, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aim

Um... BlastYourAss.com might have some connotations you may not necessarily want to associate yourself with.

Yeah...maybe you should blog about ex-lax and psyllium husk

Blastyourass · 05-16-2007, 06:12 PM

yeah...im reconsidering my approach....and my writing skills suck bad so maybe it isn't a good idea to publish my writing before I have someone who knows what they are doing edit and organize it.

thanks for the input peeps.

CorrectAD · 05-16-2007, 06:14 PM

Have you looked into PayPerPost.com at all?

Blastyourass · 05-16-2007, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianL

Yeah...maybe you should blog about ex-lax and psyllium husk

im looking into any affiliate offers for the ass right now....thanks for the tip Brian!

NoelKuhl · 05-16-2007, 06:15 PM

I think you can get away with that writing style if you put funny pictures or boobs pics in every post. I'd read that.

Make it your trademark or something.

SEO_Mike · 05-16-2007, 06:16 PM

BYA: if you have ideas for posts but aren't happy with your own writing, there are a couple (more?) good copywriters here. Look up Geekcognito and Yoink*gasp* (gasp*yoink* ? I can never keep it straight). Anyhow, both are members here with good reputations for their writing skills.

Personally, I think your way of writing is hilarious, and if people look past it, there's some good shit there.

05-16-2007, 04:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
Blastyourass I MAKE MONEY. DO YOU? Join Date: May 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 885	I Suck and I need Someone to Bitch Slap Me started a blog..........blah....blah....blah.........i want to generate buzz..hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....i came up with the idea to give away $100 for the best comment or post............... so far 3 takers and I basically have been whoring myself TO GET TRAFFIC...............i was actually thinking of giving away $100 every day but there is no participation........... i know my blog sucks but i started it at 1 pm and i'll tweak later with help but the point is all you have to do is post something helpful about making fast money and your enetered.....and no im not selling shit, ebook nothing........ any advice? blog is link below.......................... __________________ Moe "I have failed before and I will fail again. At least I fucken tried. While you think about, I do. One more failure gets me that much closer to success or death. I'm prepared for both." ~ Moe These websites make me money. You may want to study them if you do not make money. Home Mortgage Forum - Loan Modification Blog

05-16-2007, 04:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
kaveman Giant Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: santa barbara, CA Posts: 3,367	you should try this Get on front page of Digg every time guaranteed! *bitch slaaaap __________________ Ads4Dough - Ask For Kaveman As Your Affiliate Manager

05-16-2007, 05:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
barman hoodrich Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Colorado Posts: 2,915	I think you should learn how to write better. Your writing is ... out there. Maybe make some coherent sentences, and stop abusing the " ........." __________________ be a super affiliate eh join the ppc.bz fan club noob

05-16-2007, 06:03 PM	#10 (permalink)
DaveEMG Pwner. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Silicon Valley, CA Posts: 913	LOL Blastyourass. WTF. Bitch slap for... ... ugry blog skin. ... bizarre writing. I think you really need to reel it in a little. Formulate coherent thoughts and then set it to blogging. As it stands right now, your content is all over the place, and you use so many line spaces and ............. spaces that it's almost impossible to read. If I were you, now that you've had some time to write your blog, I'd go BACK through your posts and revise them. Make sure that each post says what you want it to say, and says it in such a way that both humans and search engines can make CLEAR sense of what you're talking about. Then, once you've gone through all your revisions, you might be ready to start writing new material. Good luck. __________________ "If you ain't first you're last..." ... "Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth."

05-16-2007, 06:12 PM	#12 (permalink)
Blastyourass I MAKE MONEY. DO YOU? Join Date: May 2007 Location: Southern California Posts: 885	yeah...im reconsidering my approach....and my writing skills suck bad so maybe it isn't a good idea to publish my writing before I have someone who knows what they are doing edit and organize it. thanks for the input peeps. __________________ Moe "I have failed before and I will fail again. At least I fucken tried. While you think about, I do. One more failure gets me that much closer to success or death. I'm prepared for both." ~ Moe These websites make me money. You may want to study them if you do not make money. Home Mortgage Forum - Loan Modification Blog

05-16-2007, 05:37 PM	#6 (permalink)
lucab Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 687	you're an idiot............

05-16-2007, 05:47 PM	#8 (permalink)
aim Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,143	Um... BlastYourAss.com might have some connotations you may not necessarily want to associate yourself with.

05-16-2007, 06:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
CorrectAD Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 545	Have you looked into PayPerPost.com at all?

05-16-2007, 06:15 PM	#15 (permalink)
NoelKuhl Gay-Per-Click Master Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 262	I think you can get away with that writing style if you put funny pictures or boobs pics in every post. I'd read that. Make it your trademark or something.

05-16-2007, 06:16 PM	#16 (permalink)
SEO_Mike Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,455	BYA: if you have ideas for posts but aren't happy with your own writing, there are a couple (more?) good copywriters here. Look up Geekcognito and Yoinkgasp (gaspyoink ? I can never keep it straight). Anyhow, both are members here with good reputations for their writing skills. Personally, I think your way of writing is hilarious, and if people look past it, there's some good shit there. __________________ $1000 days are uncommon with Ads4Dough. Usually, they are much higher. Copeac Mutha Fucka's. That will be all. Auggie's the shiz-nit for Design Work! Link redirection tracker - Find out where that affiiliate link redirects to