Need Fu%$en Ideas? Here is a Case Study WF Style

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OK, I have been reading Andrew Wee's thread about starting a blog and doing it right and setting up the plan etc. The only problem is that my hyper ass can't wait for him to repost some ideas so I go fuck off my blog and make it a wreck. Mr. Wee where are you?

So I thought it would be nice for my ass contribute to people that need some ideas to make money and need to be guided the well that over filith my cup.

Day 1: Up at 6am make some coffee and turn on the computer by the time my coffee is hot I have checked email, my adsense account, CJ and leads.

I then go to bangbros.com and get a quick jerk off in before my lady wakes up. (they have some cool 30 second clips that you can keep hitting replay or as long as it takes to bust a nut, it's up to you)

Shit it's only 6:30 and I did more than the average wanna be affiliate. NOW WHAT?

I think and study. What do I think and study, you ask? I focus my marketing efforts on needy ass people or not as educated of a person to target in my campaigns. In my head I'm going my dumb ass is gonna pull the wool over this guys dumb ass.

For the sake of this I will use the word Senior. Why? Because I'm going to sell some shit to some old people who need my help and they don't even know it yet.

So with my handy dandy tool I type in one keyword and then I let it spit out the most popular searched terms that have senior in it. I then focus on buy keywords or where they are looking for something in particular.

out shoots: senior fuck, senior saggy titts , senior discount, senior vacation, seniors gone wild

which one do you think my ass targets for a "possible" campaign. Exactly, senior saggy titts! No, close though and if there was some fucken cream I could sell for saggy senior titts then your ass is right, I would sell senior saggy titt cream. But no I will target senior vacation because I know there are some offers there I could peddle and shit it's summer, the biggest travel season of the year!

You don't see it but a light bulb just popped above my head:eek:

Now I surf my ass over to the google adwords tool and I check demand vs. searches etc...... see what advertisers are out there...what afffiliates are pushing their dope on unsuspection grandmas? etc.

If it looks good from there I then go look for offers to target and build a page around them for either an Arbi campaign or affiliate offer.

Total research time= 1 hour
Build a blog page around offer= 3 hours
Set up ads= 1/2 hour

Tomorrow I will be going over how I go to the bank and cash my check and then hit the titty bar for some stripper affiliate offers.

OK kiddies thats a case study WF style!:rasta:
 


Hahahahahaha. :)

But, in all seriousness, I think Blastyourass is trying to contribute quality advice and become a valued member of WickedFire, so let's cut him some slack.

Blastyourass is OK in my book. His thread here got me thinking about putting some vacation offers into overdrive.
 
Blastyourass said:
she's at 2 am, the only one left at the bar...i take her home and wake up in the morning with her pinning my arm with her head to the bed. I start chewing on my arm and then take out my army knife to cut through the bone.
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That is called a coyote fuck. A coyote will chew his leg off to get out of a trap. Same thing.
 
Dude,
Your threads are very entertaining.

I laid out the entire system.
You just need to research and develop your own niche.

Checking out google news:
[SIZE=-1]Dude you got a lawsuit! – New York sues Dell
TG Daily - all 270 news articles »[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]<img alt="" height="1" width="1">[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Amazon jumps into digital music business
San Jose Mercury News - all 407 news articles »[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]<img alt="" height="1" width="1">[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Kouzmanoff takes a walk over Reds
MLB.com - all 378 news articles »[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]<img alt="" height="1" width="1">[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Blake makes it to 'Idol' finals
Seattle Post Intelligencer - all 318 news articles »[/SIZE][SIZE=-1]<img alt="" height="1" width="1">[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Doctors 'close to cure for baldness'
Telegraph.co.uk - all 99 news articles »

All this stuff will get you traffic.

Blog 4-6 times about Dell, new york, lawsuit, class action every 24 hours, and push some dell traffic. get your posse to digg it.

Do an American Idol fan site. push ringtones.

again, gen orig content, scrape content, publish 4-6 times, or 8-10 times if you're aggressive, set it up as a random "publish post" cron job.

use your imagination....

[/SIZE]that's about the limit of what i can do for you.

Blastyourass said:
OK, I have been reading Andrew Wee's thread about starting a blog and doing it right and setting up the plan etc. The only problem is that my hyper ass can't wait for him to repost some ideas so I go fuck off my blog and make it a wreck. Mr. Wee where are you?
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OMG Scott, now you got me started.

Top Searches


  1. ron paul
  2. youtube
  3. jerry falwell
  4. myspace
  5. falwell
  6. galilea montijo
  7. american idol
  8. michael buble
  9. paris hilton
  10. twitter
blog about michael buble, eurovision, american idol, push ring tones

blog abt paris hilton, push adsense.

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if you are really stuck about monetization a keyword, i'd run a SE search based on the keyword and keyphrase, click on the PPC ads, reverse engineer their aff campaign/merchant, and start promoting that product with an aggressive blog [8-10 posts per day and check trend sites to make sure it's on the top 10 list]

if you still arent making enough, go harvest more keywords and make 100 blogs.

Or hire indians to run them.
 
Fuck Yes! Thanks Andrew!:bowdown:

This is the shit I'm talking about. So basic and elementary but FUCKEN GENIOUS!

THESE ARE IDEAS FROM A MASTER MARKETER PEEPS. SO PRINT THIS SHIT AND STUDY IT!​

Capitalize on the media and socities hunger for headlines and sleeze mags, rune reverse campaign engineered daily off the news. Spit out multiple posts through blog networks and feeds. And watch the free traffic come in and click on my ads.

OR

Top 10 products, blog about hot product and reverse engineer aggressive blog campaign to pawn aff. products or even adsense but usine no PPC.

This is straight up guerilla mutha fricken marketing at it's finest.

This is where my ad writing skills (i use spell check for thise guys) come in to play and my ability to cause controversy.

This right here is better than Arbi and if you NOOB's don't see that this advice from Andrew Wee, then I don't know what to tell you. But go down to KMART and buy a cheap shotgun, place it under your chin and pull the trigger! That will probaly help you in your quest.:eek:

andrew wee said:
OMG Scott, now you got me started.


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if you are really stuck about monetization a keyword, i'd run a SE search based on the keyword and keyphrase, click on the PPC ads, reverse engineer their aff campaign/merchant, and start promoting that product with an aggressive blog [8-10 posts per day and check trend sites to make sure it's on the top 10 list]

if you still arent making enough, go harvest more keywords and make 100 blogs.

Or hire indians to run them.
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andrew wee said:
er, dude, there are guys here who bank much more than me.

i thought what i posted was common sense.

if you mouth off like that, we'll both look bad...
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What you posted was common sense yes but there is not much of that in this biz.

My post was directed more for the NOOb's looking for ideas and not the seasoned vets.

I hear people making lots of cash but it's all talk unless we want to have a contest and show our checks and screenshots to see who the real top money earners are. I think there isn't that many making 6 figures. So to me it's all talk Andrew.

I just got a check yesterday and I don't think it's that big but I'm willing to prove what I earn if other marketers want to take me up on the offer?

And if you can see from my writing style and my posts. I don't really care if I look bad because I'm not here to make everyone happy but to help and be helped.

Thanks for your contributions here and hope you stop by more to help.
 
Blastyourass said:
OK, I have been reading Andrew Wee's thread about starting a blog and doing it right and setting up the plan etc. The only problem is that my hyper ass can't wait for him to repost some ideas so I go fuck off my blog and make it a wreck. Mr. Wee where are you?

So I thought it would be nice for my ass contribute to people that need some ideas to make money and need to be guided the well that over filith my cup.

Day 1: Up at 6am make some coffee and turn on the computer by the time my coffee is hot I have checked email, my adsense account, CJ and leads.

I then go to bangbros.com and get a quick jerk off in before my lady wakes up. (they have some cool 30 second clips that you can keep hitting replay or as long as it takes to bust a nut, it's up to you)

Shit it's only 6:30 and I did more than the average wanna be affiliate. NOW WHAT?

I think and study. What do I think and study, you ask? I focus my marketing efforts on needy ass people or not as educated of a person to target in my campaigns. In my head I'm going my dumb ass is gonna pull the wool over this guys dumb ass.

For the sake of this I will use the word Senior. Why? Because I'm going to sell some shit to some old people who need my help and they don't even know it yet.

So with my handy dandy tool I type in one keyword and then I let it spit out the most popular searched terms that have senior in it. I then focus on buy keywords or where they are looking for something in particular.

out shoots: senior fuck, senior saggy titts , senior discount, senior vacation, seniors gone wild

which one do you think my ass targets for a "possible" campaign. Exactly, senior saggy titts! No, close though and if there was some fucken cream I could sell for saggy senior titts then your ass is right, I would sell senior saggy titt cream. But no I will target senior vacation because I know there are some offers there I could peddle and shit it's summer, the biggest travel season of the year!

You don't see it but a light bulb just popped above my head:eek:

Now I surf my ass over to the google adwords tool and I check demand vs. searches etc...... see what advertisers are out there...what afffiliates are pushing their dope on unsuspection grandmas? etc.

If it looks good from there I then go look for offers to target and build a page around them for either an Arbi campaign or affiliate offer.

Total research time= 1 hour
Build a blog page around offer= 3 hours
Set up ads= 1/2 hour

Tomorrow I will be going over how I go to the bank and cash my check and then hit the titty bar for some stripper affiliate offers.

OK kiddies thats a case study WF style!:rasta:
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and back on topic.... look forward to the updates :)
 
Andrew still cusses he just does it very subtly.

andrew wee said:
IF you are really stUCK about monEtization a keyworD, i'd run a SE search based on the keYwORd and keyphrase, click on the PPC ads, reverse engineer their aff campaign/Merchant, and start prOMoting that product with an AggreSSive blog [8-10 posts per day and check trend sites to make sure it's on the top 10 list]

if you still arent making enough, go Harvest more keywOrds and make 100 bLogs.

Or hirE indians to run them.
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btw I figured that out by using my patiented Andrew Wee decoder ring I found in my Coco Puffs this morning.
 
jened said:
anyone else remember that day a few months ago when andrew swore?
anyways back on topic, awesome post andrew wee.
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That was part of Jon's initiation ritual. He demanded to see some swearing and solid attacks on idiot members... or else!!!

Back then, he woulda ripped BYA a new asshole.

Those were the days. :rasta:
 
Just go ahead and kick me in the nuts but.....

Ok I have been kicked in the nuts 4 times today. 2 figuratively, one by a soccer ball and one by my kid so why not by WF. Andrew or blastyourass can you explain what you mean by reverse engineer affiliate campaign. please. Thanks.



Blastyourass said:
Fuck Yes! Thanks Andrew!:bowdown:

This is the shit I'm talking about. So basic and elementary but FUCKEN GENIOUS!

THESE ARE IDEAS FROM A MASTER MARKETER PEEPS. SO PRINT THIS SHIT AND STUDY IT!​

Capitalize on the media and socities hunger for headlines and sleeze mags, rune reverse campaign engineered daily off the news. Spit out multiple posts through blog networks and feeds. And watch the free traffic come in and click on my ads.

OR

Top 10 products, blog about hot product and reverse engineer aggressive blog campaign to pawn aff. products or even adsense but usine no PPC.

This is straight up guerilla mutha fricken marketing at it's finest.

This is where my ad writing skills (i use spell check for thise guys) come in to play and my ability to cause controversy.

This right here is better than Arbi and if you NOOB's don't see that this advice from Andrew Wee, then I don't know what to tell you. But go down to KMART and buy a cheap shotgun, place it under your chin and pull the trigger! That will probaly help you in your quest.:eek:
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