Blastyourass

here's my post mofo's-

Yes, SEODAVE will win the coveted fast money giveaway $100 for causing a massive pissing match over at Super Affiliate, Jon's wickedfire seo forum. What started with Shaw Collins calling me a mongrel on is his blog post titled, "The Numskull Underbelly of Affiliate Marketing," turned into a full blown out wrath of fire from forum members.

I think wickedfire members are portrayed like the image below when in fact we are just a bunch of peeps who don't give a shit what other people think. NON-CONFORMIST. ONLINE ANARCHY. It's a place like that biker bar down the street you never want to go into but are curious to what the hell those guys do besides riding their choppers and drinking beer.



Shit I've been spending so much time there and causing controversy that I haven't had time to work on my online marketing. My lady is pissed big time. Especially since we have surgery scheduled for her boob job next month and I only have enough money for one boob. Great, I get to suck on a uni-boob for life! Here's a picture of the rich jerks boob that we have exclusive right to.

MAN BOOB

<man boob pic deleted>

GROSS!

Even though I've been doing online marketing for over a year, fuck I am so new to the "scene" that I didn't even know that he runs the Affiliate Summit and Jon is a long time buddy of Shawn's. I'm finding out that it's really a smal world when your now in the "scene".

At first I was thinking like my old self. You know fuck Shawn, I'm going to go to the summit and just get drunk and piss on him and everyone. But then my maturity (35 yrs. old now) and decided to make amends with Mr. Collins. I'm glad I did and we are cool now. We even plan to have a beer together at the summit and maybe we can get Jon's busy ass who hates his new found celebrity to pound some brews?

Shawn is just a conservative guy who wants to keep the industry clean and fraud free and I commend that. But any business where there is money involved and especially fast money if you break the rules. Your going to have a lot of smart code writing mofo's who will capitalize on deficiencies in the system. I don't condone that but this is a free society (the US) there are a lot of cash hungry "mongrel" who will exploit and take what the hell they want.

Thanks SEODAVE for causing shit and driving up traffic for BlastYouAss.com. A place to learn how to make fast money. However you make it, is up to you!

wesley

Your nipple is a little dirty.

Voodooman

ok, it's time to ban Blastyourass, now. Or if not WF is going to suck balls real soon. Please save WF from this untimely death. Thanks. Have a nice day.

Aequitas

This guy is a douche, which part of that post of shawn's was against and bashing wicked fire, I mean seriously fuck off all he did was point out one little thing, boo fucking hoo.

LazyHippy

Man, you confuse me!

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springer

BYA, YOU caused the pissing match by yelling "Hey Rube!" and a bunch of us came running. Unfortunately, today I feel like I succeeded in showing my ass in public. I'll be a lot less likely to join in the fray next time because of what happened yesterday.

We've all done things we're not real proud of and yesterday just added to my own long list. Why don't you go take a nap for a while before someone sends you to the time-out chair.

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ehlo

That was actually one of BYA's more positive posts believe it or not!

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DaveEMG

+ 1. Werd.

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Deliguy

seriously, are you just going to repost every one of your posts here and hope other bloggers will come and rip on it?

Lame dude

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springer

BYA, you said in another post you like to rub one out in the morning before your ole lady wakes up. This ought to keep you busy for longer than the 30 second clips on bangbros Watch Britney Spears Get Down!

Have BIG fun with it pal

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unitedcrown

wtf.....you guys are all crazy.........I like it

unitedcrown

Your 35, lol I thought you were like 20. Your good and causing bullshit though, I'll give you that.

scottspfd82

Ahh shit dude. I made the mistake of clicking the Britney link. I'm going to shoot myself right after I finish puking.

springer

Well Scott, I thought it'd be right up BYAs alley, so to speak, having just gotten out of the joint and what not...

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lerchmo

Someone please make blastyourass stop talking.

nachoninja

enough already

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Blastyourass

yeah i think i had more fun in the joint springer, fuck....at least those guys know how to have fun.

i say ban my ass because i cause to much shit and the boring fucks get pissed off and can't see it's all just to break up our boring days on the computer pawning our offers.

For all ya all that think i'm a annoying or whatnot:

maybe i'll see ya all the summit, i'll be the loud mother fucker with tattoos that looks like he just got out of the joint that steals your girlfriend cause chicks dig tatts and your fucken boring and uptight.

AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

Deliguy

Lol, drag our girlfriends to a nerd convention? We don't hate em that much.

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Blastyourass

i will grant your wish but there can't be one more word about blastyourass or then i have to keep going on talking lerchmo.....feed the fire and it keeps burning.

i'm sick of myself now to and the wrong way peeps take it but i could tell you know i'm just fucking around but your over it but your so fucking polite not to be a dick to me so i will grant your wish.

i'm done just for lerchmo.done.

LazyHippy

While I don't think it really matters with this, if you were running a proper competition I think you'd be getting loads of shit.

You stated on tuesday:

Then, yesterday:

And today:

So, you are running a competition asking for money making ideas but taking forum posts, using them on your blog and making the poster the winner?

As, I said if this was a 'proper' competition with a lot of entries then you'd prob be getting some shit!

I can't see anything about the winners for wednesday and thursday on your blog (who won those?), but paying out $700 a week for blog content doesn't seem like a great plan to me! Especially when you seem to be pretty good at wacking out a lot of posts quickly yourself!

Personally, I wouldn't complain though if you wanted to use one of my posts on ya blog and pay $100 for it!

Why call it "smoke and mirrors"? - I've been trying to figure that out since yesterday! and I really don't think the blame/credit for the pissing match lies with SEODave - maybe send it to the kid that got kicked out of college!

Ya blog does make me laugh though as well as having useful info - take it easy ya crazy motherfucker!

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Word!