joewriter

Hi
I have been looking for a fortune online for the last 7 years when I started I was not even having the slightest signs of getting laid. As days turned to years I got someone to call a GF and I may be calling them a wife anytime soon(AM NOT SURE)
What do you do online is a question am skeptical to answer.

HiGhPeR

lmfao wtf?

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onkelmicha

Tell her the truth, its nothing to be ashamed of doing dildo shows. Its not like you show your face in the webcam anyways.

Bombastic

Lie. That always helps a marriage.

Bofu2U

I just say "You know those things that say "Please type the following letters to verify you're human"? I pay Indians to type those, and people pay me to get them done to fake being human. Everyone just wants to fit in."

Works every time.

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joewriter

LOL What a rely

nitro_dee

Tell her you do advertising on the interwebz

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Solarus

Tell her the internet is a series of tubes, and the only way it can get any faster is if you lay more internet pipe.

faceblogger

Be honest to your wife and it will result you a happy family life. Happiness is everything.

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tjewsky

What would they say/think about the $197 rebills?

swiftclick

i dont know whats worse. the op.. or the fact that judging by some of these replies, it appears that some of you actually interpreted his post as legitimate english

sumohax0r

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mgtarheels

So, you're about to marry a broad and she has no idea what you do for a job? LOL.

Vadym

Just explain whatever you just wrote to her in the exact same way.

She'll just go "wtfkaywhatever", forget a minute later and move on. Problem over.

NickRac

Sit her down and go in depth into every single little technical detail...after 45 seconds of you talking she'll be so fed up with not having the opportunity to talk herself that she won't want to know any more.

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.Hack

Don't tell anyone that you mess with web or graphic design cause then all these people start swarming asking for $40-100 websites and shit.

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AuthorAji

QFFT

potentialeight

Anything wrong with this:

Her: "So what do you do for a living?"
You: "I work with computers and do stuff and people pay me."
Her: "Oh, what kind of work do you do?"
You: "Just a bunch of really technical stuff that would bore the crap out of you."

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oldgym

tel her u are contracted by google to auto fill search boxes in real time as surfers type in the letters into the box.

when she replies and says "wo.."

u finish her sentence.."wow you are so amazingly gifted?"

her: "no, wow you have such a small penis! I use bing not google!'

tomaszjot

Be honest with what you do. Last time I wanted to hide online activities from my GF I had to dress as a woman. I went to McDonalds and to make think look natural I went to the ladies toilet. But then I met my GF there, she was with her friend and they beat me up for being a liar. Someone recorded this on video, Hellblazer posted it on WF, serious discussion started. Not worth it.

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AuthorAji

Offtopic Alert!

Dear tomaszjot,

I know that siggy of yours gets you all kicked up and inspired. However, the word "word" is spelt "world" - Might want to look into it.

Warm Regards,
Aji

flaw3d

Tell her it's classified and your nation needs you.

Or your the guy who go sends those junk emails to buy mess online.

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tomaszjot

Dear AuthorAji,

please let me apologize for hurting your feelings with my misspelled siggy and offtopic (or off-topic?, off topic?) stupid post. I have now removed misspelled siggy, so please do not report me to the mods. I respect and value opinions of all WF members, especially of those who had join WF in March 2011.

Hottest Regards

Tom

ly2 from WF

I HAVE ALSO BEEN LOOKING FOR A FORTUNE FRIEND. IF YOU FINALLY FIND WHERE THEY ARE HIDDEN DO PLEASE PM ME AS I COULD USE A FEW.

THANK YOU AND GOD BLESS

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AuthorAji

Dear Tom,

The Off-topic alert was for my own post and wasn't for you. My sole intention was to point your attention to the grave misspelling in your siggy.

Since you've removed your siggy and respect and value the opinion of a member who joined in March 2011 - I have decided to not go ahead with my plans of reporting you to the mods.

Thank you for the respect. You're such a great guy.

Moistest Regards,
Aji

tomaszjot

I spent 2 years creating my siggy, now it's gone. Never mind.

Wanted to add my sweetest regards but I know few guys here on gaymaster forum might get jealous monitoring our new online relationship.

InternetAuthor

Both my husband and I work online. Why wouldn't you tell a girl what you do? If you're serious about marrying her, she should know how you make money. I presume you know where she gets her money, so why the big secret?

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joewriter

OK I am just worried she might not take me seriously ! Coz she is an attorney she would expect me to be seriously engaged in my career since I graduated as a Veterinarian two years back and when I fell in love with Internet Marketing Head over heels I have never thought of doing something else with my life. All my buddies are into practice while am here for the love of this game or addiction
Am I a L-O-S-E-R?

mGrunin

You're a straight up loser, no other way to put it.

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defelice

rofl mgrunin takes the cake

mgtarheels

Why am I the only one to notice this?




OP must be dating online.

baddd

When you realize everything you gain or do in this world boils down to you and ONLY you, then and only then, you stop giving a shit about what anyone thinks. Insecurities is a bitch. Man up, grow a pair with a 10inch and tell her you run your own business helping your clients improve their bottomline.

ly2 from WF

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nitro_dee

Well said.

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DeluxJonathon

Haha, good one. But what do you have to hide? Also, if it is someone you want to marry, why would you want to start the marriage off with a lie? Your spouse should be someone you can share anything with.

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DewChugr

Just tell her it's technical and she wouldn't understand it.

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vortex

dickroll her :x

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threehundred

I know this doesn't help, but

QFFT, again

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monchi954

If you take AM serious and make money why wouldn't she take you serious ? most people in their practice aren't even looking for a fortune just paycheck and hate what they do. Most (or all) women like men with ambition.

lukep

Judging by your handle, Joe, it appears you are making money as a writer online.

Judging by your post above, Joe, it appears you will not be employed very long.

Tell her the truth; You are dicking around until you have no other choice to go back and collect welfare.

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joewriter

This is so far the best answer to my question. Bring on more

HKSEO Rotzee

Why would you care if she knew how you made money?:

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Douglife

Epic thread.

@OP: If she's an Attorney, and knows you've graduated from Vet School, she probably doesn't have THAT high of hopes for you.

@ All the guys that posted epic replies.. +1