Jon

It seems we have to act really quickly to give out the amount of passes we wanted to, so instead of doing a bajillion contests as planned, we are just going to release a ton of them in time intervals.

We'll be giving away 25 passes today. Not telling you the time either. You have to continue to check back on here or just stay here all day. Booyah!

Jdog's wife, Tanya (someone grabbed her ass last time), has agreed to help people with accommodations, exclusive to WickedFire members only. She can get you better deals on airfare and hotel and that sorta stuff for the show. Not sure how it works out really, but you'll have to talk to her about it. She has AIM too so check out her profile for that.

Thanks again to the entire Affiliate Summit team, specifically Shawn Collins and Missy Ward for giving us the passes at such a lovely discount. I'm sure our members will appreciate it as well, since those lazy bastards get it for free, on our coin!

So all this week.. free passes nonstop. Until Shawn tells me that our credit card is maxed out or all of the passes are sold out.

Make sure to swing by our booth too.. Booth #67 - WickedFire. We are right across from the registration area, and we should have some booth chicks (not including SEO_Mike & Dru). We're also giving away a Fujitsu plasma TV and an entertainment sound system to go along with it (MSRP $10k total). We'll do the $60k prize AFTER ASE when Lerch helps me come up with more ideas on how to torture people.

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CLKeenan

So um I'm not quite sure if I should be the first person to post in this thread and if that gets me a free pass but I'll try anyway

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jened

it's so touching we can play nice with shawn after ppl here tried to blast his ass last week

Jon

Posting here won't get you anything except maybe a warm fuzzy feeling that you were the first to post. Doh!

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Jon

That was so last week man.. Keep up with the news! It's business and there wasn't anything fubar that he did to anyone on the forum, except on the blastyourass guy, but it seems that a lot of people didn't really care about that. Ah well, water under the bridge.

Are you and the Mrs coming to ASE?

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jened

Depends if you can hook us up with some passes. She just registered for an account here. You fly us down and we'll even get matching WF tattoos

wesley

Cool, just remember there's Europeans here too that would like to come So maybe make two threads or whatever (stretch it a bit)

DaveNL

It is to bad those show are always over there

LazyHippy

* heads of to check flights *

What's the chances of a similar thing happening for the London one in september? and some of you yanks coming over this way!!

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CLKeenan

That all depends if Jon pays for us

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Jon

I'm not paying for your flights you boners..

Although rumor has it that Copeac is going to be running 2 contests with us giving away free airfare and hotel again to 2 lucky winners. Not sure when we are going to run that yet though. We may do a 3rd just from WF, but with the way things are going, getting all super hectic and shit, who knows..

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London?

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON

sicmayhem

Figure I'd link the sound clip too. I love that quote.
got wavs? - Snatch: london.mp3

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geekcognito

So since we have to check back on here all day, that kind of makes this thread one of those radio stations giving out concert tickets.


LOOK EVERYONE! JON'S GIVING AWAY CREED TICKETS!




What's wrong? No one wants Creed tickets anymore? Hahaha.

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jened

well seeing how the ASW classes were targetted toward monkeys, i'll come to ASE if you actually gear them for internet marketers why don't you go read the thread and see i didn't comment s-col.

Blastyourass

i love when i slide under the radar unscathed with my .001% of dignity left untouched

jened

cause you suck for making us wait to long, it's almost midnight est yes i'm sure you can refer to some other timezone ... i hope these passes didn't go the way of your winter case study

edit: i mean the above in love jon

geekcognito

Ha! I keep checking in too.

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Mike

I just read the first post...You're saying that I'm a booth babe? Damn Jon, your standards just keep dropping

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dekalog6

??? past midnight on west coast.

BeerHat

I'll provide shelter and safe passage through Miami for tickets.

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Voodooman

So can I. In addition, I will make sure that you won't pick up a bunch of tranny's and get ass raped. Unless, that's your thing.

CLKeenan

I think the definition of "now" needs to be defined. Does now mean at the time this thread was posted, in a week since it was posted, one week before the conference, thanksgiving, christmas, new years?!

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tob

Yes... I have been sitting at my computer pressing F5 for over 22hrs now, I need to eat... must goto Affiliate Summit....

tob

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jened

we better get in all the pot shots we can now before laura finds this thread

CLKeenan

Don't worry. I've got Laura under control.... a pelicans beak is the least she has to worry about

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jened

i suppose ppl in my meeting are wondering why i'm laughing. poor laura.

CLKeenan

I guess that would be a depiction of what would happen to Laura when she tries to run away from the pelican.

But yes, poor laura.

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Laura

OMG! THAT PICTURE! Holy crap.

I am sure that if you boys asked nicely, Jon would clarify for you. Until then, I would start kissing up to better any chances that you might have.

dogfighter

If I had eyelashes I'd bat them. Unfortunately I had an accident while lighting the pilot on my stove last night.

CLKeenan

That could be you if you don't turn a blind eye when we need you to

In regards to kissing asses, I find threats of pelicans and snapping legs work better

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Rick

do you get a free pass if the guy who touched tanyas butt was your best freind??? ahaha

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Mike

Shit man, can't you just hit your cousin up for a free pass?

Don't let Jdog find out who it was.

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kaveman

hahaha I might of been blacked out that night but i bet i could guess

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Jon

In case people haven't read about it yet or heard, we're giving out passes to people who have shown up to previous conferences (ad:tech ny, and ASW) and stuck with us as loyal members and friends first. After we've sent out all the passes to them, then we'll give out the remaining ones (don't worry, there are still a shitload) to anyone who needs one here.

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