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Firelead · 06-15-2007, 07:52 PM

The Title says it all
BBC NEWS | UK | England | Merseyside | Woman jailed for testicle attack

Woman jailed for testicle attack

A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
'Pulled hard'
Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence.
The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them.
In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".

I am in no way a violent person

Amanda Monti

He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain."
The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it.
She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done.
She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

0352 · 06-15-2007, 07:57 PM

WOW!! Now that's fucked up!!

$5 Submissions · 06-15-2007, 07:58 PM

That is just nuts... (pun intended).

aff_tim · 06-15-2007, 11:05 PM

jesus, that's horrible!

mason · 06-15-2007, 11:06 PM

omg.... >.<

Mike · 06-15-2007, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firelead

"...This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."

Oh boo-fucking-hoo, the guy is missing a nut. I think that will cause him more anguish the rest of his life.

agua · 06-15-2007, 11:50 PM

Scousers (people from Liverpool) can rip off most things

Jon · 06-15-2007, 11:53 PM

Hey.. at least we know she's a swallower and not a spitter.

LazyHippy · 06-15-2007, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by agua

Scousers (people from Liverpool) can rip off most things

LOL

Fuck man, that hurt just reading it!

agua · 06-16-2007, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LazyHippy

LOL

Fuck man, that hurt just reading it!

phew - glad someone from the UK was online, otherwise that was wasted

springer · 06-16-2007, 12:53 AM

This is all just so wrong, on so many levels.

First, they were in a "long term but open relationship" and he ended it. WTF?! Is he queer or something? How many guys here would voluntarilly give their left nut for an open relationship? I mean, c'mon... three-ways or getting to do whomever you want, when ever? Who'd be silly enough to put the kabosh to that? I guess he was and it cost him his left nut anyway... INvoluntarilly!

He's 37 and she's 24. Any other guys here around that age who are or were dating a 24 year old chick? Aside from the open relationship thing, would YOU let that go? That's almost akin to Hugh Hefner quitting the whole Bunny thing.

Then, after she spits out his acorn, a "friend" hands it back saying, "This is yours." WTF again! That's the best line you can come up with? This is yours!? What kind of friend is that? Talk about a total lack of compassion. The guy's rolling on the floor, no doubt both his hands are busy grasping the empty spot where a significant piece of his manhood used to be and some "friend" hands him his nut back with a lame-assed line like "this is yours." The least a REAL friend could do is hang on to it for the guy... maybe put it on ice or something.

She tells the judge, "I am in no way a violent person." In my book, anyone who reaches out and deliberately snatches off a guys left nut is harboring some type of violent tendencies. I'll bet she tortured cats or bunnies as a child. She needs to be watched carefully, for a very long while.

I could go on but just thinking about this makes the backs of my knees hurt.

MyOwnDemon · 06-16-2007, 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon

Hey.. at least we know she's a swallower and not a spitter.

Hahahah...

trigatch4 · 06-16-2007, 04:58 AM

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer

rip a nut off
swallow and cough
give it right back and say, "here is your ball"

(the things beer will do)

06-15-2007, 07:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
Firelead Affiliate Network Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: PA Posts: 584 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Woman Jailed For Testicle Attack The Title says it all BBC NEWS \| UK \| England \| Merseyside \| Woman jailed for testicle attack Woman jailed for testicle attack A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. 'Pulled hard' Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". I am in no way a violent person Amanda Monti He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Firelead Affiliate Network Follow me on Twitter

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0352 Senior Affiliate Manager Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 399 iTrader: 0 / 0%	WOW!! Now that's fucked up!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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06-15-2007, 11:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
agua Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 431 iTrader: 10 / 100%	Scousers (people from Liverpool) can rip off most things Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ The Best Wordpress Themes The Ultimate WP Autoblogger

06-16-2007, 12:53 AM	#11 (permalink)
springer I AM the shit! Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 696 iTrader: 1 / 100%	This is all just so wrong, on so many levels. First, they were in a "long term but open relationship" and he ended it. WTF?! Is he queer or something? How many guys here would voluntarilly give their left nut for an open relationship? I mean, c'mon... three-ways or getting to do whomever you want, when ever? Who'd be silly enough to put the kabosh to that? I guess he was and it cost him his left nut anyway... INvoluntarilly! He's 37 and she's 24. Any other guys here around that age who are or were dating a 24 year old chick? Aside from the open relationship thing, would YOU let that go? That's almost akin to Hugh Hefner quitting the whole Bunny thing. Then, after she spits out his acorn, a "friend" hands it back saying, "This is yours." WTF again! That's the best line you can come up with? This is yours!? What kind of friend is that? Talk about a total lack of compassion. The guy's rolling on the floor, no doubt both his hands are busy grasping the empty spot where a significant piece of his manhood used to be and some "friend" hands him his nut back with a lame-assed line like "this is yours." The least a REAL friend could do is hang on to it for the guy... maybe put it on ice or something. She tells the judge, "I am in no way a violent person." In my book, anyone who reaches out and deliberately snatches off a guys left nut is harboring some type of violent tendencies. I'll bet she tortured cats or bunnies as a child. She needs to be watched carefully, for a very long while. I could go on but just thinking about this makes the backs of my knees hurt. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings!

06-16-2007, 04:58 AM	#13 (permalink)
trigatch4 BuildAndEarn Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: East Coast Posts: 2,548 iTrader: 2 / 100%	99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer rip a nut off swallow and cough give it right back and say, "here is your ball" (the things beer will do) Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ BuildAndEarn.com - My Affiliate Blog Phandroid.com - Android Phones Rule AndroidForums.com - Android Forums (duh!)

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