Mr X

im not making money now, just lost my job.

whats best way to make quick money? dont have much to pay rent now..

Demon

aww poor you... I suppose the fastest way would be to get into affiliate marketing.

Mind if I ask what job it was and how you lost it?

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barman

Get another job. You're going to have to be a lucky motherfucker if you want to make rent money from affiliate marketing very quickly

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Mr X

Well i worked in bed factory and I got fired for taking 2 days off for sickness....im doomed...and i have a basic knowledge of internet marketing, please help. I got ebay account and signed up to a few forums but whats quickest way?

i feel like crying

wesley

Men don't cry.

trigatch4

Listen man, bad shit happens to everyone, it's just a bump in the road. If you're serious about internet marketing I would look at this as an opportunity. Why not find 2 jobs where you can work really long hours but still do your internet crap on the side?

How about:

• library
• substitute teaching (after summer)
• assisted living facility
• secretarial position anywhere

You need to find a job fast.. ANY job... goto starbucks if you have to. and while you're there, start plotting your next move, and your next move, and your next move. use this as motivation, get a job that pays your bills and start working relentlessly on your sites.

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Demon

That sucks so bad, this is why I hate working for someone else. On top of the complete lack of security from being employed by someone, you have to hear all the usual bullshit of 'real' jobs being more secure than self employment, which is utter crap.

Like barman said, your not going to be making enough money to pay off your rent anytime soon, so you had better quickly get yourself another job. And after you come home from work, spend time learning and applying what you have learnt on the internet so you can make money. There are many ways, you just have to find your niche and get going. Good luck.

Edit: trigatch4 beat me to it

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HellaGood

In March of this year, my business partner suddenly passed away. A month ago tomorrow, my mother passed away. Last week, I was told by the company I have been doing freelance work for 12 years told me that they're doing the work in-house now, so I'm basically fired.

I'm not sure which shoe will drop next. You're in good company.

Demon

Yep, the system is like that I'm afraid. Either that or Communism

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che1959

It sucks to lose your job, if you aint got any savings built up, you're gonna have to find any job but start now focusing on your next move. The next move is the where you can get independence.

Also remember, it takes money to earn money.

roozbeh007

learn and read about affiliate marketign, SEO, basic HTML as much as you can. go to unemployment office and get unemployment. I think they pay you for like 6 months. not much but it covers your basic bills. read and ask as much as you can. yo will be fine.

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Jon

Anyone need to hire a cheap laborer?

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Demon

bleh, he's a self confessed internet noob. What use could one possibly have from him?

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LazyD

data entry...

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popeye

I found a new job last week. Escorting older gentleman to dance recitals is very profitable!

jerxs

Man up and move on, nothings quick and nothings easy...... Except for maybe your sister, he he he, J/K

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DruSam

Get a McJob until you can support yourself enough to invest time and money in affiliate marketing. There is no such thing as quick money unless you know exactly what to do step by step.

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LazyHippy

LOL.. and to think he's an MP!

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DaveEMG

Yeah, regardless of what you hear on TV Infomercials, there really aren't many ways to make a legitimate "quick buck" online. Even if you do know a way to make a lot of money quickly, most ad networks pay on a NET 30 or NET 15 - so you'd still have to wait several weeks to get paid.

Moral of the story is: hit up monster.com, craigslist, and your local paper's employment section. That, and ask all your friends and family if they know any jobs available.

Once you get yourself back on your feet - THEN start an internet business on the side. Dedicate an hour or two each day to your endeavor. If you get some good action, you can expand that hobby and eventually make it your 9-5.

Good luck.

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engaged

I think you need a payday loan... msg me I got hookups ;-).

lucab

sell blood and sperm professionally?

$5 Submissions

If you have a decent internet connection, sign up as a service provider at scriptlance, getafreelancer, and tons of other freelance sites on the Net. There's quite a number of "no technical skills needed" data input jobs you can try--captcha work or detailed copy and paste jobs (manual database migrations). Due to the URGENT nature of your need for funds, you may want to put in the LOWEST BID for these jobs so you can line some up and start earning.

I wish you the best, man and remember--keep trying and keep learning!

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Blastyourass

I've been stabbed, been had, been beat, burned from heat, in jail, in hell, in prison, learned my lesson, failed business's, failed mariages and I'm not depressed.

Man up and work your ass off or go suck cock (fast cash), sell crack (even faster) or just kill yourself now . Or be like CorrectAD who makes $250,000 a year but finds it neccassary to run for Joel Cumms butt licking contest and CEO of wicked fire. Maybe that will make you feel important and worthy

Being depressed is for weak minds who give into their own self destroying thoughts that eventually decay your mind and then life. Don't be a victim of your thoughts because they shape your life in every fucken way.

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randomlande

Que paso!? Que paso!? Looking for work? Si? Trabajo?

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Waterboi

Classic does it get any better than that? With only 11 posts this looks shady! do i smell trollage?

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John

haha wow thats harsh

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tigertom

As other posters have said: Get any kind of 'real-world' job that pays a living wage, then fiddle around on the internet in your spare time.

Internet-based freelance jobs pay badly, and you might get cheated. Plus you'll have no energy for your own internet work.

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MyOwnDemon

Quit being a pussy. I've lost jobs before. I didn't sit around and cry about it. I went out the next day and got a new one. That's what real men do.

So, get off your ass and go out and find something new.

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CorrectAD

lol

I'll tell you right now Mr. X you WILL feel important and worthy if you lick butt in a contest and put a 'vote Mr. X for WF CEO' in your sig. Make sure you email Jon and tell him you want the spot too.

Maybe you should follow ass blaster's advice and get out the weed whacker.... that's thinking outside the box.

Otherwise... go sell some ebooks.

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LazyHippy

That's deeeep man.....

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Alpha55

That's pretty low to kick this guy while he's down... we've all been there!

Dude just keep your head up and get out there. Cut all unnecessary expenses (cell phone, cable tv, eating out etc) until you find a new job.

che1959

Or do what I did when I got laid off from my last job in the states, go to Thailand and teach English. Spend 14 hours a week teaching and work on your sites the rest of the time.

halfpc

Quickest way? go to restaurant.. wash pots, plenty restaurants anywhere.. It's a job, and more dignified than crying.

If where you live there are no restaurants then steal horse and travel to where the restaurants are.

Or travel to the sea, then get aboard a ship.

halfpc

by the sound of it, the guy is in thailand already

che1959

You can either increase your income, decrease your expenses or do both.Increasing your income while decreasing your fixed expenses sure makes life a hell of a lot more fun. My entertainment budget sure has gone up since the move.

aeiouy

There is no legal way to make quick money.

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lucab

yeah but i've never gone on an internet forum and anonymously whined about "feeling like crying" and "what is the quickest way to make money"

seriously the OP is ridiculous.

roozbeh007

is this you by any chance?

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barman

I don't know why i'm watching this, but i let it run in the background. at around 4:20, i busted out laughing. this nagga is like 31 years old haha.

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infopimp

HAHAHAHA Dude his drivers have gone downhill,..
Ya have to go up hills sometimes in the driving game man!

Seriously my advice, (For what it's worth) get yourself on the rock & roll (or unemployment, or even better get your doctor to sign you off with depression or some shit so ya don't have to do anything to get your cash).
Then you have a shit load of time on your hands and all of your bills are covered (but not much else). I'd search for everything you can find on here about abitrage because although it's not as lucrative as promoting serious afilliate offers it IS MUCH EASIER and once you have a template you can just knock em up at a rate of 10 a day if you like all from the comfort of your own home while the other sad bastards make their way off to work. Finally although I'll probably get flamed for this have a look at the ebook download link section to get a free and very basic introduction to the game, then when ya know what the different terms mean build on what you've learned. read everything in the newbie section,..... and keep your ebay account for buying bargains, (aside from selling any junk you've got and would be happy to throw out,... make sure you cover the effort of going and posting the goods in your postage costs,... a frowned upon necessity)

-Remember to get off the benefits once your money starts coming in-....ya don't wanna go to prison for benefit fraud.

-Benj-

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halfpc

well, if you can't even drive a van, a bike, cook, waiter tables then by all means, you can always suck cocks.
but even if you are marooned in a country so foreign that the alphabet is hieroglyphics, you can always wash pots. This works even if you are a farmer and want to go off on a cargo ship, they'll always allow you to wash pots and help the cook.
If all that is still no good then kill yourself.

aeiouy

I don't consider minimum wage money.

Certainly you can do a lot of menial jobs and make a little cash, but you can't make any real money. To make any real money, legally, you will have to invest some time, knowledge, understanding and potentially skill. Regardless of what it is.

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halfpc

sure, I was talking about the crying guy or the one in the vid that looks like he's going to kill himself next week.
Obviously it depends on where one is but dispatch riding on a bike in London can bring in even $5k weekly if you know what you are doing, and you can start without knowing what you are doing (at $400 weekly set wage), although admittedly it can be dangerous for beginners.

You can then develop it.

My old and never put into practice idea would be to set up a premium phone line at $5 a minute then go into all these firms pretending to be collecting a package, when they have no package just ask to use the phone to find a contact name ext. # (as you do) and phone the premium number for 10 mins at a time.

Do that with every firm on every floor of every building for a while.

Chances are a $50 phone call won't even get noticed by these big firms, and virtually every company use dispatch riders, at least in London.

Doing 100 companies on a 12 hours day is perfectly feasible,and there are enough companies around for one to just milk $50 each company every six months, so in theory it could bring almost 2 mil per year.

In practice I am not sure what'd happen.

nmwando

consider driving a taxi, honestly best job while affiliate marketing on the side.

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sleepylee

Fraud. I love it.

Or you could just rob a bank.

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halfpc

uh, I don't need to do either. But I googled it to see what the downside would be. In real life all that would happen to you is a relatively small fine and a year suspension, but to get caught you'd need to do it as stupidly as these people did it, conning individuals by sending dubious crap to them ICSTIS Service Provider - Adjudications

Jon

This is an old scam. The Russian mafia here in NYC did that on a pretty large scale, made over $50M from it, but of course it was shut down after a few years. Most places these days won't let the delivery people or outsiders use the phone, not to mention almost everyone has a cell phone nowadays, I even see cops using their phones.

The scam is a lot more elaborate than you may think. I know of a group in Aruba who I'm friends with and they run something like this now, but not from Aruba. There's an area code in the Carribean somewhere with a US looking area code, and it acts as a 900 number. So they charge something like $20-$90 per call, regardless of how long someone is on it, and they market it as a psychic line or some type of support hotline for products. They bank REALLY hard from it too. The phone companies pay them, and will charge the victim no matter what. They can't fight it because it was clearly made from the location of the phone number, so they'll charge you regardless. The phone companies know it's a scam too, but they don't do shit about it because it's cheaper for them to just charge you knowing they'll win and make a profit anyhow. The FTC/FCC, FBI and INTERPOL have been onto this scam for a looooong time (not on my friends from what I know, but definitely on the whole idea of it). If ya make the call, get ready to pay for it. My buddies doing it went from working on the beach and selling marijuana to tourists to making well over $30M a year from it. They are good peoples aside for the scam, but to them, it's not a scam, they have a totally different mentality than Americans do. They told me that to them if it exists, and the phone companies pay you for it, then it's legal in their eyes.

The scam is smart, and it does make A LOT of money, but if you're an American, you can be sure you will be arrested by the feds and sent to jail for a loooooooooong time, or if you do it offshore it would be safe to say that if you want to stay a free person you should never set foot on US soil again, for the rest of your life. So the real question that remains is.. is it worth it?

I know my morals, ethics and standards are pretty shitty, and while I find this idea so fucking cool and tempting, sorry, but I wouldn't fuck with the feds on any level, nor would I be willing to trade money and wealth in exchange for never being able to set foot in the US ever again. Not to mention you'd probably feel like a war criminal for the rest of your life as you'd have to watch your back and live a super paranoid life for the rest of your days.

Some things just aren't worth it. But to each his own.

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