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1. Eating mushrooms can super size things.

2.Being shot heals if you hide.

3. Collecting enough coins will give you
the power to die and come back to life.

4. You can be a master of the guitar with only five notes

5. Tubes take you to all sorts of places

6. You can hold your breath forever while shooting
fireballs under water.

7. Ghosts can’t get closer to you when looking at them.

8. Everyone looks forward to setting off tactical nukes

9. There are ninjas in the sewers ready to save us

10. Stars are edible and make you invincible

11. If you drive off of a cliff, a lizard, in a cloud,
with a stick, will save you.

12. Certain kinds of rugs fly

13. There are definitely magical swords

14. All problems can be solved with violence

15. If it moves try to kill it

16. If you find food on the ground eat it/

17. There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.

18. You should break things in hope of finding jewels

19. One good guy can defeat tons of bad guys at once.

20. No one needs any sort of weapons training.

21. Most people you come across want to kill you.

22. No matter how hard you crash your vehicle you will
be just fine.

23. If you get shot, just wipe the jelly off your face
and hide for a few seconds and you’ll be fine.

24. No matter how many zombies you kill they keep coming
back.

25. No matter how much blood, mud, water, snow, and
anything else you might stumble into, your clothing
will always stay in crisp condition.

26. Cheating always helps you win

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD SOME GOOD COMMENTS OF THINGS YOU LEARNED FROM VIDEO GAMES!

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These things are important to you, seriously ?

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Gotta take them seriously, they could save your life and at the very least, time.

For instance, if my wife were ever kidnapped by a giant tortoise/lizard thing, I now know that she won't be in the first 8 castles. This is important information because cops hate storming the wrong house.