Wicked Ice

An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man's penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox beauty spa treatment in China.

Read more: Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa | Metro.co.uk

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

Eel swims up penis China removed urethral trauma G. Vezhaventhan Abdominal Ultrasonogram Foreign object: The dead eel is placed next to the surgical tool used to remove it from Zhang Nan's bladder (Picture: CEN)

The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures.

Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

(OK, that's enough cringing now... it's horrible, though, we know...)

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

Surgeon Jin Wang said that, because of the eel's slippery nature, it was able to make a smooth entry into the genitals of Nan.

'The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly,' he said.

(Really - stop cringing - we can see you...)

Believe it or not, Nan's case follows a similar incident when a 14-year-old boy in India had to undergo emergency surgery.

In a case study published by urologists Dr G Vezhaventhan and R Jeyaraman, they described how they removed a 2cm-long fish from the boy's bladder.

The teenager said that while holding the fish he had gone to the toilet and, while urinating, the fish had 'slipped from his hand and entered his urethra'.

Hmmm...

Read more: Eel removed from man's bladder after entering penis during beauty spa | Metro.co.uk

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Choopa Phil

just thinking about that experience is making me hurt! wow

silverace

yeah +1

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MyOwnDemon

I just saw this news story too and it made me cringe.

There is also a kind of small fish in the Amazon that will try to swim up the head of your penis as well. Only it has razor barb sharps and will become stuck - then it will tear your flesh up as it tries to free itself. Need surgery to remove it. Good times, mother nature.

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penguinbc

How do you drop a fish and then it ends up in your urethra?

wds716

The kid "urinates" with lotion and baby oil too.

BlokBlok

This just sounds like my typical weekend

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Napolean

Thanks, I just developed three new phobias from this thread.

onz123

Ouch, that must be one of the most painful things that could ever happen to someone

Vadym

Honey, there's a fish in my penis, anniversary's off.

ayzo

While we're on the subject, if you guys ever ride through the Amazon on a boat don't just piss out into the river, there is a tiny fish that is attracted to urine and is able to quickly swim up your stream, into your dick, and cause some serious damage.

Good luck bros.

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ncmedia

I clenched my sphincter xx times while reading, and ayzo that's just fuct.

First I was rike:






and den I haz visitor...



skreeped.

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AMagz

Thought you were kidding, and then I found this: River Monsters: Fish Swims Up Urine Stream : Video : Animal Planet, Candiru - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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