dangregory

Turbolapp took it upon herself to prevent us from looking at the horrors of relatively decent looking women turning into fat lardasses.

I move to reopen said discussion with MOAR PICS.

By the way, just because a girl's mom or aunt is a chubbster doesn't mean the girl turns out that way automatically. Know too many of my high school and college exes, now 40+, with fat moo cow moms and they still have hot bods and look me up all the time. (The ones who didn't have kids.) The wife doesn't like that very much!

Also, the women in my social circle who had kids are usually fat. The childfree by choice women are not.

Go for the childfree gal, she'll stay thin and prioritize having hot sex constantly with you because she doesn't have some turdling to breastfeed, prematurely age her, or turn her into a hormonal wreck.

(Turbo, will you leave this thread open more than five minutes? Somehow I bet not!

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charlesmartel

At least the fatty at the bottom grew into her teeth.

drking

LOL that's harsh.

turbolapp

Haha awesome.

HiGhPeR

fucking lol.

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onkelmicha

I swear to god that is my neighbor. Im afraid that my horrified look will crush here when I stare in disgust at her sick body.

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Dwight Schrute

For the record, I would take a fatty to Poundtown.

No anorexic chicks for me, thanks.

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craigmc

Well I'm skinny as shit and the wife is a BBW. Go figure... I eat and she gains the weight. That's been my problem my entire life. Everything I eat just turns to shit.

dangregory

Dwight, thank you for MOAR PICS. That one hot girl is more than twice her original size. How the FUCK does that happen unless you go through some horrific life tragedy which messes you up mentally and emotionally, or you have medical issues? (And this girl might have both for all we know, which would suck, of course.)

But the average mall goer around here seems to chart about that way...at 14, 15, 16, the girls are cute and hanging out at the mall with their friends; fast forward to post-having babies and they balloon up twice their size.

Guys who are big, are you twice your original size? How did it happen? Did life just kick the shit out of you and you fucking gave up? Seriously, I'd like to understand.

I mean, it takes a FUCKLOAD of work to double your size. Hell, I'd have to balloon up to something like 450 fucking pounds to double my size. If I devoted 24/7 of my time to eating like a hog I don't think I could get that big in a year. What the fuck is happening to us all? Why are so many Americans lardasses?

Maybe something in the water? Mind control vibes being blasted at us all by the Mothership? Something very weird is going on.

And hey, everybody can have periodic struggles with weight for a variety of reasons, but what I DON"T FUCKING GET is this weird culture of how you can't call people "fat" and women don't tell other women that maybe they should be more conscious about diet and exercise because they're concerned about their friends' health. My wife has tried for YEARS to help one friend of hers who got pregnant and struggled with weight issues after the kid; she was very gentle about it, offered to sign her up for an interesting class like yoga or kickboxing since my wife always likes to try new activities and thought it would be cool to go with a friend. The fucking pig acted all offended at the mere suggestion of physical activity.

My wife also tried to get various friends of hers who were becoming major lardasses to at least take their health seriously for the sake of their kids. Who wants their mom to be dead of obesity or suffering from constant edema and swelling by the time she hits 45? But no. Fucking cows just moo and low and preach "Don't fattie hate!" or "Oprah's fat, and we love Oprah, and Oprah tells us to love our lardasses!"

Pointing this stuff out is not fattie hate. It's caring for people who are literally eating themselves to death, who might die prematurely or incur huge medical bills for their family through really bad habits that are 100% changeable.

tomaszjot

Long term ralationships kill great bodies. You feel secure and don't need to try hard to have everyday sex. When the kids come both men and women have significantly less time for themselves. Other issues get priority.

To be honest most of the guys and girls exercise or care about the weight only to look good. Most of the guys do bodybuilding rather than powerlifting (just example). Those who do sports to be in good health, condition or physically strong usually continue. Those who exercise just to look good loose motivation once they stuck in long term relationship.

The same with diet. If the health is your goal you will continue. If it's all about the look you will stop.

If you do everything to get partner & sex you will stop those activities once you fulfil your aim and settle in relationship.

Plus ladies are usually less active than men, most have office jobs etc.

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1yerrot

Perfect size chick for me 5'11" 160lbs, all curves. Hatres gunna hate....

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hehejo

Gaining weight is really easy, check this out: FIt 2 Fat 2 Fit | Meal Plan | Weight Loss Photos

But losing it is also not really hard IF you work out and eat clean. Fat bitches can't be bothered though because they still get their attention from faggot guys and their girlfriends (oh Sarah you are sooo pretty )

Insomniac

5'11 and 160 isn't fat. 5'8 and 160 is fat.

5'11 chicks are however annoying as fuck when they insist on wearing 6" heels everywhere...

mx=headroom

Mad cuz he's 5'7" with lifts.

Dwight Schrute

don't be afraid to post pics of your BBW. I always love fap material!

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turbolapp

This is actually not that curvy. I would imagine this woman would still look good just ...trim. You are supposed to put 10 lbs on every inch after... well a certain amount (can't remember the starting place) So this would be like me at 140lbs which anything under 142 and I start to lose all my curves.

Edit: Actually I'm closer to 5'9" than 5'8" so nevermind, your stats are probably about right.

1yerrot

No it's not fat, but it's thick and alot of guys here call anyone that doesn't look like a 12 year old boy fat. There are alot of Jerry Sanduskys in this forum though...
I'd even up it to 170, I like the curves and softness. And yes with the height it's pretty proportional.

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amateursurgeon

C'mon, admit it... you like a girl who can wrestle you to the ground, dontcha?

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Medici

the fuck they are. how is that height plus heels nothing but win? this is assuming they are thin/athletic.

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1yerrot

Who doesn't? Lol...

Naw, but I'm 6'5" and I just don't fit well with small chicks.

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kamired2

too much talk, not enough fattie pics

davidne

Birth control can contribute to weight gain also, I had a friend who used to be smoking hot but gained about 50 lbs because of BC. I don't remember if it was because she quit taking it or because she started taking it though...

Jiujitsu

Here's a lil sweetheart!

Dwight Schrute

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Insomniac

Heh 6' flat. I don't mind anything below 6'3, but 6'5+ is irritating, and far from efficient thrusting height.

Insomniac

5'9 is about my perfect thrust height without her bending her legs too much. Trying to fuck a slut in a back alley who is 6'5 with heels is far from logical.

apexSEORM

That shit is a myth dude. Women typically start taking birth control around the same time they start getting fat. Its a convenient scapegoat. The statistical weight gain percentages for no birth control vs birth control are almost identical. Your friend just needed to lay off the fuckin twinkies.

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1yerrot

Yeah, because medicine that alters HORMONES don't have any affect on anything... LULZ.

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mx=headroom

5'11" with 6" heels still puts her below 6'. Too many beers or too bad at math, either way I was just busting your balls.

I had a friend back in the day who was a small chap. He once made the comment that he was pissed that he couldn't date tall chicks. He was all of 5'7 and 105lbs soakin wet.

On topic of this thread, moar thickums plx!

Edit: Actually your right about the 6'5", I had too many beers. Either way just busting your balls.

Dankface

The biggest weight gain is from beer!

BilltheButcher

What guy that can get a hot chick, says they want a amazon with mass? The answer is none.

charlesmartel

TA DA! someone did capture a hole net of butter! WHO IS THE MYSTERY BUTTER HUNTER?

louiexism

What a waste... For some reason, I wouldn't get fat no matter how much food I eat. I don't have worms or whatever. Maybe I have fast metabolism.

amanda11

Holy shit, it's dangregory, mah nigga.

Haven't seen you seen the warrior forum fiasco where some fat bitch was scamming the clueless people and you wrote a blog post about it and it got taken down.

You have any personal twitter/blog accounts?

pwolford

What is that? Geez, that hurts my skull.

amanda11

Still the best:

Dwight Schrute

^^$10 says she gives amazing head

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.Hack

Don't be hatin on chubby chicks. They always give good head then cook you meals. #CHUBBYCHASER4LYFEBITCH

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jsherloc

^^^ Seriously bruhs....

Why do chubby girls give good head?

...BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO.

Thank me later. Also, REALLY skinny girls are usually boring as hell in the sack regardless...I say this having sampled quite the broad spectrum my brosefs. Saying all that, when it comes to rollin in the hay...gimme a shorter/athletic/slightly thick girl overall ya diggg

EDIT: Also, I seriously need to start dating southern chicks or something, out here on the West coast a lot of these girls DO NOT cook...at all. I feel like down home southern cooking is a lost art and hot girls from that area will become a rare and ultimately extinct species, so I am feeling desperation at this point. A man needs a good meal...

repsolracer

You said you wanted a fattie well here ya go! - joint man | Meme Generator

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dangregory

The wife worked with a chubster who had the most beautiful hair and face, and with a year's worth of not eating every fucking thing in sight would have been drop dead gorgeous. But she wouldn't stop the eating. My wife would go to lunch with her and this woman would order two lunches, all fat stuff like quesadillas and pizzas and crap. Medically the woman checked out okay, so my wife never understood what was driving her overeating unless it was emotional stuff or hormonal stuff (all of which CAN happen, I get it, and it would suck if I went through something similar.)

This woman spent some time living in the islands, St. John's or whatever, and dating black men exclusively because the cliche is so often true and many of them like bigger women. Problem was, this meant that her dating pool tending to be black guys from the islands who wanted a meal ticket out of her. My wife would go over to this woman's house and there would be this woman's latest "true love/soulmate" who took over her house, expected the woman to drive him everywhere and pay for everything, all for the privilege of him agreeing to fuck her since nobody else would. So dysfunctional.

This woman could have been dating nice guys of ALL situations and races if she had simply stopped the cow trough eating behavior. I mean, this woman is REALLY gorgeous beneath the fat, a natural auburn-haired lass (not that awful ginger crap with freckles and orange hair, real auburn of the type Julia Roberts was always pretending to have naturally.) So sad.

Hey Amanda, appreciate the shout out. I've been just doing completely underground affiliate marketing since my old days blogging and making twice what I made back then. I'm not sure if it's due to 1) not giving away what I'm doing and/or 2) Having more time to focus on making money but it's working! Took the wife to Hawaii for two weeks in December, we do shit like that all the time. Main challenge is to get her to phase back her own work situation or even do IM like me because then we'd have total freedom. I don't play music gigs anymore, left that behind for now.

And I am SO FUCKING HAPPY that that cunt Bev Clement is dead. What an annoying, grifting piece of shit fraud she was, she deserved her horrific pancreatic cancer death. She was one who sent the cease and desist to me when I just posted her exact quotes on Warriorforum which totally showed that she had never made ANY money online (cause she was begging and got $5000+ from Warriors.) The truth hurts, cunt! Overcharge people for "mentoring" when you dont' know shit, that karma will come back and bite you in the pancreas.

dangregory

That one is a case of the original girl having a thick neck and jaw which you just KNEW would eventually turn to shit if she didn't take really aggressive care of herself later.

The mystery to me is how the REALLY skinny ones double or triple their sizes in less than ten years. REALLY. How the fuck does that happen? Is there any equivalent in the male world? I'd have to guess 1) taking medication that makes you gain weight 2) having kid(s) (Wrecks your body, women! Don't do it. I'll bet Turbo has to just eat 500 calories a day to stay looking so hot because no formerly preggers woman I've ever known can continue to eat normally, her metabolism gets so fucked up from having kids. or 3) Post traumatic stress disorder after rape or something.

Because what's the equivalent for men? Being married and working an office job and just not working out anymore? I'm not buying it. The fat guys I know were fat 20 years ago or were at least very STOCKY as young men and just got blubby over time. You don't double or triple your weight unless you're female. Just doesn't happen, in my opinion, and it's a total mystery why this is happening so much now. Not every fat woman I know drinks ten Cokes a day or six beers a day so what is going on?

ShadowCaster

I have no idea about what you rambled, but the story didn't contain any dragons or wizards, and didn't even end with everyone getting on the floor and walking the dinosaur, therefore I'm disappointed.

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dangregory

LOL! These are the same women who brag about having big boobs online, then you go to meet them and the rest of them is the size of a house.

I'd prefer teeny tiny boobs to that monstrosity, because everything is proportional.

I also have a theory that men who find these types of women sexy have MAJOR fucking mother issues -- want to nurse at the mom cow all day, that type of thing. Otherwise what could possibly be the attraction? Sure, she might have a nice personality. So does my mailman, but that doesn't make me want to fuck him.

danke

Let's just solve this now.

Has anyone ever met a skinny Debbie or Bev?

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ly2 from WF

I thought I saw a study that showed the lower a mans IQ the more common that they would be totally infatuated with very large tits. But I can't find it, I googled for like 5 minutes. Maybe it was a dream or maybe I'm just losing my mind...

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ShadowCaster

I do believe that was about asses not boobs..

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