If you became the owner of FaceBook for one day - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

faceblogger · 01-02-2012, 11:57 AM

What would you do?

Condition - You can't sell the company/shares but you have all the other rights that mark zuckerberg has, throughout that 'one day'.

dmnEPC · 01-02-2012, 12:07 PM

Currently developing the next "FB" so I will let you know in 18 months

tspesh · 01-02-2012, 12:09 PM

I would sell my shares.

music4mic · 01-02-2012, 12:11 PM

create viral nude photos that led to a content locked page with BLAM! ???

Rexibit · 01-02-2012, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by faceblogger

What would you do?

Condition - You can't sell the company/shares but you have all the other rights that mark zuckerberg has, throughout that 'one day'.

I would embed multiple automated scripts on the servers that would not be easily traced or found so that I could have backdoors into the corporate E-mail and ad approval process for future corporate insight and monies.

Oh, and there'd be one to sell shares the day after with funds filtered through multiple offshore accounts.

SUP3RNOVA · 01-02-2012, 12:23 PM

Charge $4.99/year.

Jeeta · 01-02-2012, 12:30 PM

Extort, give free advertising to a company of which I have an interest in for 24 hours. I'd de-reg the advertising department. I'd implement the "Yes, just approve it." policy in the hopes those rules remain unchanged when I'm gone.

sheryonline · 01-02-2012, 01:06 PM

will work as Mark and will try not to let down the company , will think as a normal person that what other people are expecting from FB .. like creating fake fanpages and FB ids will try to control that thing

1yerrot · 01-02-2012, 01:40 PM

I'd tell every hot chick within a 2 mile radius how rich I am.

But no, seriously. I'd STOP all the constant changes that they makes. It's annoying as crap. I stop using it after some really annoying changes for about 2 months and when I come back it's different again.

LBorbit · 01-02-2012, 01:43 PM

id launch their adsense alternative

Yaxxx · 01-02-2012, 02:32 PM

Give myself 1,000 unlimited daily spend FB ads account with no restrictions.

Dresden14 · 01-02-2012, 02:35 PM

Be a dick, delete everyones fucking account and rofl the next day.

1yerrot · 01-02-2012, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LBorbit

id launch their adsense alternative

Dude, is that really coming or what? I keep hearing about it and I'm definitely rooting for it. Adsense needs some competition, NOW.

Otinsdale · 01-02-2012, 02:50 PM

pull the plug and laugh watching what would happen if there was no facebook for a day

Fatbat · 01-02-2012, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmnEPC

Currently developing the next "FB" so I will let you know in 18 months

You and about a million other people. Good luck!

(O_o) · 01-02-2012, 03:01 PM

Force all accounts to send out a mass status update with a URL of my choice.

BRB BALLING

faceblogger · 01-02-2012, 03:01 PM

I would just get a back up of the database (at least the user details part). Now I have all people's emails with their all details, interests, etc.

Shaz07 · 01-02-2012, 03:06 PM

Go back to the way it used to look. This time line thing is annoying and is personally deterring me from using facebook.

-God- · 01-02-2012, 03:49 PM

1/ Make a fake account and post some really, really funny stuff on some friends walls with pictures of cats and/or dogs.

2/ Update my status to an insightful and pretentious song lyric that I hope some random girl sees and considers profound, delightful and worthy of some arse sex.

AllBizNiz · 01-02-2012, 03:53 PM

Run a make monies online ad that points to the meat spinner

Gambit · 01-02-2012, 03:59 PM

I would hire some with vision and determination. Someone like this guy:

nickCR · 01-02-2012, 04:08 PM

I would give access to anonymous so they can share all the dark secrets that the government has with the entire world, while of course finding a way to monopolize my own site for millions of dollars.

dagon · 01-02-2012, 04:11 PM

I'd steal all of your successful campaigns.

makethatgreen · 01-02-2012, 04:12 PM

redirect all fb traffic to makemoniesonline?

faceblogger · 01-02-2012, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by makethatgreen

redirect all fb traffic to makemoniesonline?

makemoniesonline server will crash in less than 1 second

LBorbit · 01-02-2012, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1yerrot

Dude, is that really coming or what? I keep hearing about it and I'm definitely rooting for it. Adsense needs some competition, NOW.

Haha, I'm not sure, I know about as much about it as you do.

It would be a cashcow with all of the user data they have though, so they'd be stupid not to.

d_diggler · 01-02-2012, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by -God-

1/ Make a fake account and post some really, really funny stuff on some friends walls with pictures of cats and/or dogs.

2/ Update my status to an insightful and pretentious song lyric that I hope some random girl sees and considers profound, delightful and worthy of some arse sex.

He didn't ask what you did on FB today.

lukep · 01-02-2012, 04:51 PM

You guys are so amateur at this... wow.

Step 1: Get the G+ execs on the phone and tell them which office you're sitting in. Ask casually: "So what would it be worth to you if I sent over all of these databases I got laying around?"

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

tomaszjot · 01-02-2012, 05:19 PM

I would show Facebook's offices to my daughter.

buxtonlove · 01-02-2012, 05:32 PM

I'd rename it FaceSpace.com

Top Broski · 01-02-2012, 05:33 PM

CONTENT LOCK EVERY PAGE.

WANNA LOG IN? COMPLETE AN OFFER
BITCHES MESSAGING YOU? COMPLETE AN OFFER
WANNA LIKE SOMETHING? COMPLETE AN OFFER

makethatgreen · 01-02-2012, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukep

You guys are so amateur at this... wow.

Step 1: Get the G+ execs on the phone and tell them which office you're sitting in. Ask casually: "So what would it be worth to you if I sent over all of these databases I got laying around?"

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit.

um, makemoniesonline would be waaaaay more profitable than your silly idea

kamired2 · 01-02-2012, 05:54 PM

change the ad_approval_instructions.pdf so cleavage gets approved for like the 5 hours before they notice

Chianti · 01-02-2012, 06:03 PM

Which day?

I've got my 9 to 5 mon to fri, and probably couldn't get the day off to run facebook.
I could do saturday though, if you want.

shawnhag · 01-02-2012, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gambit

I would hire some with vision and determination. Someone like this guy:

I Am Free Enterprise - FreezeCrowd - YouTube

what the fuck

pinchyfingers · 01-02-2012, 07:10 PM

I'd hire Eric Leebow

jacky8 · 01-02-2012, 07:54 PM

I would sticky the Facebook Conspiracy Theory - FrozenCrowd - YouTube video right on every single user's wall.

faceblogger · 01-02-2012, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jacky8

I would sticky the Facebook Conspiracy Theory - FrozenCrowd - YouTube video right on every single user's wall.

Let me embed it for you.

stickyicky · 01-02-2012, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by faceblogger

Let me embed it for you.

This video changed my life.

papajohn56 · 01-02-2012, 08:45 PM

Get a better looking girlfriend

dumpster · 01-02-2012, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyicky

This video changed my life.

That's a great video, what software did you use to create it?

faceblogger · 01-02-2012, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papajohn56

Get a better looking girlfriend

Yeah..like this

Bench · 01-02-2012, 10:56 PM

I probablly would just change a few things around a make sure I am an administrator myself of the whole facebook

babylonian · 01-03-2012, 05:44 AM

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU, that video got me, hahahaha

It's been a long time.

buxtonlove · 01-03-2012, 05:48 AM

Yup, dickrolled again!

Fucking Faceblogger, cunt!! ......

Gooddeal · 01-03-2012, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by faceblogger

Yeah..like this

Example of white people that wanted an Asian girlfriend and failed hard. The girlfriend is an Asian reject, therefore she look for white dick.

Jackeyy · 01-03-2012, 06:43 AM

Good god his gf is ugly.

Your_Pal · 01-03-2012, 06:52 AM

will make a new company and sign a deal as a facebook owner with a NDA to give all the advertisement privilege solely to that company

Hale.Pane · 01-03-2012, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gooddeal

Example of white people that wanted an Asian girlfriend and failed hard. The girlfriend is an Asian reject, therefore she look for white dick.

LOL. Looks like she ate the asian reject.

AustinP · 01-03-2012, 07:26 AM

Il quit.

01-02-2012, 11:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
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01-02-2012, 12:07 PM	#2 (permalink)
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Jeeta Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 872 iTrader: 4 / 100%	Extort, give free advertising to a company of which I have an interest in for 24 hours. I'd de-reg the advertising department. I'd implement the "Yes, just approve it." policy in the hopes those rules remain unchanged when I'm gone. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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sheryonline Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 12 iTrader: 0 / 0%	will work as Mark and will try not to let down the company , will think as a normal person that what other people are expecting from FB .. like creating fake fanpages and FB ids will try to control that thing Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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1yerrot An Inglorious Bastard Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dominican Republic Posts: 3,428 iTrader: 81 / 100%	I'd tell every hot chick within a 2 mile radius how rich I am. But no, seriously. I'd STOP all the constant changes that they makes. It's annoying as crap. I stop using it after some really annoying changes for about 2 months and when I come back it's different again. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

01-02-2012, 01:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
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01-02-2012, 03:01 PM	#17 (permalink)
faceblogger WF Senior Premium Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Tulsa, OK / Jaffna, SL Posts: 3,130 iTrader: 145 / 100%	I would just get a back up of the database (at least the user details part). Now I have all people's emails with their all details, interests, etc. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Want to be a premium member? PM IceToEskimos

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Shaz07 cool guy Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 499 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Go back to the way it used to look. This time line thing is annoying and is personally deterring me from using facebook. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ "When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion." - Honest Abe THE Incentive Marketing Advertising Agency I know you want to learn about INCENTIVE marketing. Blue Track Media has the knowledge to help you. Trust us, we're good, honorable people. Email: [email protected] AIM: bluetrackmedia Skype: shahzilisawesome Learn more about Shaz Amin and Blue Track Media in this Interview!

01-02-2012, 03:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
-God- Here be Dragons Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 1,176 iTrader: 4 / 100%	1/ Make a fake account and post some really, really funny stuff on some friends walls with pictures of cats and/or dogs. 2/ Update my status to an insightful and pretentious song lyric that I hope some random girl sees and considers profound, delightful and worthy of some arse sex. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-02-2012, 03:59 PM	#21 (permalink)
Gambit Menior Sember Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 328 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I would hire some with vision and determination. Someone like this guy: I Am Free Enterprise - FreezeCrowd - YouTube Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-02-2012, 04:08 PM	#22 (permalink)
nickCR Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: CR Posts: 632 iTrader: 1 / 100%	I would give access to anonymous so they can share all the dark secrets that the government has with the entire world, while of course finding a way to monopolize my own site for millions of dollars. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Good things come to those who wait!

01-02-2012, 04:11 PM	#23 (permalink)
dagon Payday Don Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 34 iTrader: 1 / 100%	I'd steal all of your successful campaigns. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-02-2012, 04:12 PM	#24 (permalink)
makethatgreen Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,140 iTrader: 1 / 100%	redirect all fb traffic to makemoniesonline? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ *"Lack of willpower and drive cause more failures than lack of intelligence and ability" –Harry Banks*

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buxtonlove Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Scotland Posts: 237 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I'd rename it FaceSpace.com Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-02-2012, 05:33 PM	#31 (permalink)
Top Broski Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 53 iTrader: 0 / 0%	CONTENT LOCK EVERY PAGE. WANNA LOG IN? COMPLETE AN OFFER BITCHES MESSAGING YOU? COMPLETE AN OFFER WANNA LIKE SOMETHING? COMPLETE AN OFFER Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-02-2012, 05:54 PM	#33 (permalink)
kamired2 Señor Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 347 iTrader: 0 / 0%	change the ad_approval_instructions.pdf so cleavage gets approved for like the 5 hours before they notice Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-02-2012, 06:03 PM	#34 (permalink)
Chianti Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 582 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Which day? I've got my 9 to 5 mon to fri, and probably couldn't get the day off to run facebook. I could do saturday though, if you want. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-02-2012, 07:10 PM	#36 (permalink)
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01-02-2012, 07:54 PM	#37 (permalink)
jacky8 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,276 iTrader: 128 / 100%	I would sticky the Facebook Conspiracy Theory - FrozenCrowd - YouTube video right on every single user's wall. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

01-02-2012, 10:56 PM	#43 (permalink)
Bench Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 463 iTrader: 39 / 100%	I probablly would just change a few things around a make sure I am an administrator myself of the whole facebook Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-03-2012, 05:44 AM	#44 (permalink)
babylonian Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 680 iTrader: 3 / 100%	FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU, that video got me, hahahaha It's been a long time. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-03-2012, 05:48 AM	#45 (permalink)
buxtonlove Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Scotland Posts: 237 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Yup, dickrolled again! Fucking Faceblogger, cunt!! ...... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-03-2012, 06:43 AM	#47 (permalink)
Jackeyy NoobCake Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Vancouver Posts: 592 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Good god his gf is ugly. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

01-03-2012, 06:52 AM	#48 (permalink)
Your_Pal Premium Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 863 iTrader: 89 / 99%	will make a new company and sign a deal as a facebook owner with a NDA to give all the advertisement privilege solely to that company Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Buy Google Plus One, +1's Increase Rankings - Facebook Fans - Twitter Tweets - Pins/Re-Pins - Digg's - Google Places Reviews. Dominate Social Media NOW!! Need Bulk Accounts? Pinterest- YouTube - Gmail - Hotmail - Yahoo - AOL - HushMail - Gmail PVA - Youtube PVA!

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