Studies find 93% of DP users mentally retarded - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

swollenpickles · 07-13-2007, 04:36 AM

So I put up a post about a viral linking experiment. I guess I was naive and thought people might actually read my blog post? Anyway, so far, four people have responded to the post, and, as of writing this I've received 10 private messages. Of the sample of 14 people, it seems that only 1 person has their brain switched on.

I really give up, and my study now proves that 93% of DP users are severely retarded.

swollenpickles · 07-13-2007, 04:45 AM

ahh fuck it, sorry for whining guys. hope this makes up for it...

RuDeDoGg · 07-13-2007, 06:17 AM

I thought the post was kind of confusing :\ I mean I know not to pm you and ask for a link, but do they just post which link they want in the comment? I'll post if that's the case

swollenpickles · 07-13-2007, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by RuDeDoGg

I thought the post was kind of confusing :\ I mean I know not to pm you and ask for a link, but do they just post which link they want in the comment? I'll post if that's the case

Ok, maybe I'm the retard? I dunno. If I post more softcore porn would that make up for it? :P

Seriously though, all you need to do is copy the section specified in the original blog post, post it on your blog, add your link to one of the words, and send me a ping back.

Gyppo · 07-13-2007, 07:31 AM

Why the fuck would you want links with unrelated anchor text?

Or am I mentally retarded too?

zul200289 · 07-13-2007, 09:31 AM

then choose the anchor text that's related to your site then.

if you don't want it then it's alright. give it to others.

BlaZeR · 07-13-2007, 09:33 AM

I liek pickles..

swollenpickles · 07-13-2007, 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Gyppo

Why the fuck would you want links with unrelated anchor text?

Or am I mentally retarded too?

I was feeling random and thought it might be fun. Yeah maybe I'm retarded.

crunchi · 07-13-2007, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by swollenpickles

So I put up a post about a viral linking experiment. I guess I was naive and thought people might actually read my blog post? Anyway, so far, four people have responded to the post, and, as of writing this I've received 10 private messages. Of the sample of 14 people, it seems that only 1 person has their brain switched on.

I really give up, and my study now proves that 93% of DP users are severely retarded.

you can earn the most from mentally retarded

heh

Mr X · 07-13-2007, 11:02 AM

DP members are thick bastards. They love fucking reviews.

halfpc · 07-13-2007, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swollenpickles

So I put up a post about a viral linking experiment. I guess I was naive and thought people might actually read my blog post? Anyway, so far, four people have responded to the post, and, as of writing this I've received 10 private messages. Of the sample of 14 people, it seems that only 1 person has their brain switched on.

I really give up, and my study now proves that 93% of DP users are severely retarded.

Can't you take off the "no follow" tag from the source of your blog (not sure if that's easy to do) and let people know about it, then let everyone post their own comments using their own relevant anchor text.
In exchange, ask them to link back to you.
This way your job is to periodically check that the people are linking back, or you might have a script that does the checking for you.

swollenpickles · 07-13-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpc

Can't you take off the "no follow" tag from the source of your blog (not sure if that's easy to do) and let people know about it, then let everyone post their own comments using their own relevant anchor text.
In exchange, ask them to link back to you.
This way your job is to periodically check that the people are linking back, or you might have a script that does the checking for you.

True, but I guess I was really just experimenting. I was curious to see if something I started could actually take off. Sounds stupid probably, and I guess I'm relying on the honesty system a little to much.

If anyone is interested the original blog post is here.

LazyHippy · 07-13-2007, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpc

Can't you take off the "no follow" tag from the source of your blog (not sure if that's easy to do) and let people know about it, then let everyone post their own comments using their own relevant anchor text.
In exchange, ask them to link back to you.
This way your job is to periodically check that the people are linking back, or you might have a script that does the checking for you.

This WP plugin lets you remove no follow from comments. I posted about it and try to remember to mention it on every post. - Gonna add some big sign or something when I get my theme sorted.

CLKeenan · 07-13-2007, 01:38 PM

Studies show that 100% of people who make posts on WF about DP are retarded

halfpc · 07-13-2007, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by CLKeenan

Studies show that 100% of people who make posts on WF about DP are retarded

I laughed at his subject but this gave me a fit

Ben · 07-13-2007, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CLKeenan

Studies show that 100% of people who make posts on WF about DP are retarded

I agree, I'm banning the next person that makes a DP thread. God damn.

07-13-2007, 04:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
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07-13-2007, 04:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
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zul200289 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 102	then choose the anchor text that's related to your site then. if you don't want it then it's alright. give it to others. __________________ yes, it's that link again.

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RuDeDoGg Austin Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 807	I thought the post was kind of confusing :\ I mean I know not to pm you and ask for a link, but do they just post which link they want in the comment? I'll post if that's the case

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BlaZeR Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 14	I liek pickles..

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Mr X Banned Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 19	DP members are thick bastards. They love fucking reviews.