FerrisHilton

no kids yet, baby wiping 5 years running

DONT FORGET THE PORTABLE PACK WHEN YOU TRAVEL!!

Or grab 10-20 fold em up and ziploc them since they stay wet for a few days

(easy to forget if you dont have kids)

Reversal Magnet

Whatever you do don't get caught with them at the airport...

Rage9

Is this thread real? I mean, on one hand it sounds very logical. On the other hand your using baby wipes. On the other hand chicks dig guys buying baby shit. On the other hand you're a giant pussy for using them. On the other hand your butt could smell or hurt less. On the other hand if your guy friends saw them in your bathroom you'll take a boat load of shit for it. On the other hand if women aw them in your bathroom they'll just get turned on by the thought of having a baby (instant lay make sure and double condom).

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Dwight Schrute

Wikipedia says about Wet wipes: "Many adults use wet wipes in place of toilet paper."

Wet wipe - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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I wash my arse. Toilet roll is disgusting. If you got shit on your hands would you wipe it off with bog roll or wash?

clyde

Fck all that lol. This is how it's done,

GangsterProfit

Wow clyde that video blew my mind.

I was already a confident user of baby wipes but this thread has emboldened me to new heights.

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barman

i was going on about this on twitter all day yesterday.

they are definitely good to have around. i don't use them all the time but definitely for burning shits, mud butt, and or those hard to wipe shits.

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matt3

**says the man who pisses in the sink**

efeezy

First started using baby wipes on camping trips. For ass wiping, but for cleaning your pits and face too. When you can't take a proper shower for a few days using a damp towel and some baby wipes will freshen you right up. We buy those fuckers by the case now that we have 2 kids in diapers. I should buy stock in Pampers.

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Human

Converter two years now here.

Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe. Win. One baby wipe and you're good. Get 500 for $10, and that's two cents a crap.

Completely worth it.

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Fatbat

We had a similar thread back in 2010...

Folded or Wadded?

and I pointed out if you truly want a clean anus, the bidet is the only way to go...

Folded or Wadded?

beyond that, if ever caught out having to take a crap in public, a half a dozen wet paper towels works pretty good after the initial wipe.

Also good...

Sit or Stand?

and there's a front to back or back to front thread somewhere too if I IIRC.

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If there were any doubts left about the truth to the claims of #1 ranked Gay Webmaster Forum, this thread crushed them.

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And to think all this time I thought the whole "gay webmaster forum" thing was a joke...

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Haha Pasha - great minds think alike 12:04 pm dead nuts.

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casinobonus24

Baby wipes = new acai berry ?

Reversal Magnet

Cleanup on aisle shix...
I like the double pump at the end... wonder if she was grunting.

guerilla

Which do you wipe first?

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shawnhag

baby wipes FOLLOWED UP with TP washer/dryer combo

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FlashMob

I wipe ass with hand, transfer shit to other hand holding a clean rolled wad of tp.

repeat and walllllaaaaaaahhhhhhh! ur done

tatrasim

They have the ones you can flush, cost a bit more.

I buy wipes for the kids. For those using a garbage can to dispose, I imagine adult wipe is different than a baby one. Can't imagine having a garbage can full of ass wipe... Doesn't it smell like shit in your bathroom all the time?
If you don't use the trash can, where do you dispose?

Benji49

And I thought I was alone in the world, sneaking baby wipes to wipe on my ass.

Thank you internet.

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eliquid

Damn this is the same fucking thing I was thinking as well brah

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kickapooh

Lmfao. Best reply I've seen in ages. Fuck yeah!!

profitordie

Fucking faggots... What is next? Sucking dicks and watching twilight?

ly2 from WF

...what's wrong with twilight?

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more household goods that go great with ass

learningcurve

Unreal shit is unreal

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today i learned rage9 has at least 7 hands

Yuma504

Might be TMI (but I have already professed to being a sink pisser so what the hell):

New Orleans + Humidity + Kayaking= Monkey Butt



A cool baby wipe is Nirvana in these instances.

Fuck the Charmin, Earth's Best available at Target FTW!!!!!

DrewClement

what's wrong with sucking D?




On the real though, only real g's take things to the next level like I do.

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Russ86

I lol'd hard a good three or four times while reading this thread, at the same time tho.. I can't help but to want to try this. So for now I'll withhold my 'faggot' comments.

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FlatLine

I've got 4 kids of which 3 of them are in love with these things, they hate toilet paper. They can't shove them down the toilet fast enough and backing up the toilet every other day. It's gotten so bad I keep the plunger right next to the toilet so I can race in to try and unblock the toilet as they're screaming about shit flowing all over the floor.

And to those of you with kids still in diapers, try the walgreen's brand of diapers, they blow the shit out of Pampers any day.

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Awesome thread bump.

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Fiver

These are the thoughts that went through my head as I stood in the store and stared at them for 10 minutes straight.

When I saw that you can't throw them in the toilet, I decided against buying them.

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ly2 from WF

Yes you can, I flush mine. You're not supposed to if you're poor or a 3rd worlder because it will fuck up your sewage. But if you're a 3rd worlder or poor you can't afford them anyway so you're good to go bro.

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mimoza3

Wipes and a soft toilet paper finish - that's the way to go.
You should not flush those, there are creative ways to get rid of them, but why get more graphic in this mild thread...

zimok

Attention precious assholes in this thread,

www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/jy3gx/reddit_can_i_convince_you_to_stop_using_baby/

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DrewClement

Dont care...and no one else on this forum will either.

All these gay webmasters are quite used to torn assholes already.

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