ly2 from WF

Fuck.

I had to use toilet paper.

Am I the only one who uses baby wipes to wipe my ass? I know, you're thinking "what a fucking faggot" which may be true but if you've never used baby wipes to wipe your asshole I suggest you pick some up next time your at the grocery store. Get ready to have your fucking mind blown. You'll never use toilet paper again because it will make you feel like some kind of wild caveman.

My favorite kind is winnie the pooh, comes in a tan color box with colored circles on it. I think huggies makes them. Don't get the adult kind, they're fucking trash.

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I think these are the ones I like best:

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Oh, I'm serious.
I'm at the office and had to shit and it made me realize how much I fucking hate toilet paper.

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tomaszjot

I think people with sensitive anus have every right to use baby wipes.

ly2 from WF - #1 toilet paper hater

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blank_czech

I use Cottonelle. I hate it when my wipes dry out. I usually dry with paper towels though.

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You should try some menthol tissues, shit's so cash.

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Try these:

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in b4 picture or it didn't happen

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clyde

I moist the toilet paper with water before wiping it clean with dry TP.

I used to "left hand when I shit, right hand when I eat" though, 3rd world swag.

jeffrey

You use baby wipes and can't drive stick?

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JonesersRX7

Some hip hop artist says if he is over at a girls house and they don't have baby wipes he bounces. Gives the example.. "Throw a slightly melted chocolate candy bar on the ground and take a wipe with regular TP" or something to that effect....

tatrasim

You need a trip to a third-world country. Most use toilet paper made from recycled paper that feels like sandpaper... While you poop, you get to do something important - estimate how much you need and crumble it as much as possible to make it softer. Or like back in USSR days - public restrooms would have old newspapers. More advanced crumbling skills were required back then...

erifdekciw

wipe my ass with dry TP and use (flushable wipes) after to make sure my ass is clean. Everyone should do it. Not only does it feel good, but your asshole is clean as a whistle. If your using dry TP your just smearing your shit all over your ass thinking its clean. Try it once and you'll be a believer.

Dwight Schrute

Definitely use baby wipes. All day, errday.

The trick is to use baby wipes but use toilet paper one time to dry the anus... Otherwise if you get up after using wipes only, it feels like you sharted yourself.

Baby wipes exist to wipe the butthole of a baby. Why should you have to have an irritated butthole when you become an adult? Makes no sense.

Baby wipes are a must for anal cleaning... Especially if you like getting rimjobs like I do!

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ly2 from WF

Yes. TP for the first wipe to remove all large debris. Then come in with 2-4 baby wipes for precision cleaning.

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Reversal Magnet

I used baby wipes when I was in the Marines...
Nothing beats the crisp cool feeling of a cool baby wipe on my hot steamy ass after taking a big dump on the forehead of a dead Taliban.

Berto

Got a friend who SWEARS by this. I tried once at his house and it was kinda groovy. But I always forget to buy em at Costco.

Any good deals on Amazon? Are you on subscribe and save or anything, or is Costco best? I don't feel like spending $500/year on ass wiping.

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Just use your hand and wash it bro (Like the 60% of the world population)

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Yuckystuff

I wipe with 40-grit sandpaper, but then again I'm not a candy ass.

guerilla

This shit is unreal (pun intended).

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Yuckystuff

This Grindstone guy seems pretty cool. I should PM him.

Andrew Scherer

i wipe my ass with benjamins









then i curse myself as i bend over the sink and wash the shit stains off my money

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tomaszjot

Wiping ass is so 2007.

For inspiration --> 9 Bizarre Methods Once Used to Wipe (Ass) « Regretful Morning

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pocketrockets

Over the last few years I'm surprised at how many of my friends have baby-wipes in their house even though they don't have any kids. I never really knew how awesome they would be to have around until my wife and I had a baby. They serve so many purposes other than wiping an ass... like blowing your nose, wiping up spills, cleaning and disinfecting items, etc.

Here are my recommendations based on overall quality and price:

Pampers "sensitive" are IMO, the best quality but also the most expensive.



Costco (Kirkland wipes) are probably the best priced but IMO, are a bit on the rough side. They usually run around $30 for 900. Although you can usually find them in the Costco coupon book for cheaper.



Target has their "Up & Up" brand that is pretty good for the price and quality.



My current personal favorite is Safeway's brand "Mom to Mom". Usually run around $9 for a 432 count box.

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dooogen

I love my ass wipes. Fuck yeah.

crackp0t

wipes > tp

I discovered this after having kids though.

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Dresden14

Fuckin LOL X 100000 at just these two posts. Seriously? Using baby wipes brah? Nar.. I suppose ill pick some up next week

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BlokBlok

What kind of savage doesn't use baby wipes?

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potentialeight

My girl uses the same Winnie the Pooh ones as OP described.

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TylerDurden

Yeah those things are great, I just never remember to buy them.

Big Joe

Just dont flush the wipes, stick em in the top of the tank so nobodys sees them!

stickyicky

Baby wipes work great for wiping your anus clean as a whistle but they're also really good for wiping your face/neck/shoulders off before bed or first thing in the morning. Really fucking refreshing bros!!!!!!!!11@#

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ly2 from WF

And here I was thinking that I had a long battle ahead of me trying to convince all the gay webmasters to give baby wipes a try. I was preaching to the converted.

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u can also use them for your vagina... .... ....... ..... ............so i hear.

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Reversal Magnet

Does anyone ever use them on babies?

zingo

If you don't use baby wipes you will have a very ripe asshole I have found, I feel much more fresh using wipes and not leaving skids on the undies. I buy them in bulk from Costco and never run out.

For those that do not use them I highly suggest you do, will change your life.

dreamache

I'd like to admit that I have used baby wipes to help sooth my burning asshole after a long run, or a rough shit in which I ran shortly after and experienced severe ass burn, but then again I don't know, this might just be a troll thread or perhaps the most amazing mind-blowing piece of internet philanthropy ever witnessed.

Unsigned Hype

Classic thread about wiping ass: Which one of you ugly muthafuckas washes your dirty ass in the sink - RapMusic.com

Reversal Magnet

English... learn it. Learn it good too!

kingscotty38

im concerned about toilet blockage, isn't this stuff tough on the ol' piping?

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SUP3RNOVA

This may honestly be the most useful Wickedfire thread I've ever read.

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Reversal Magnet

That's what the little garbage cans in the bathrooms are for...

g1c9

Step your bidet game up.

Ar Scion

#enlightened

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Dwight Schrute

Baby wipes also make cleanup easy after a fap.

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