danke

When talking to women chances are you'll hear some shit that would make you want to squint and say "not sure if serious".

So I figured I'd see if there are any things women say to you that make you go "umm..." in your head.

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You're meeting someone for the first time and she's describing herself and she says something like "I'm a typical Leo".




For your troubles SFW

clyde

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cougarclaws

no but when every time I spot a cum receptacle in a bar a deep scratchy voice in my head goes "WHORRRRRRRRRRRRES"

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Reversal Magnet

"I bet you $5 bucks that you can't find my G-spot"

True story, bra

guysmy

I’m getting better at letting absurd comments slide. There’s no point in arguing.

FAT CHICK: “I’ll kick a guy in the balls if he comes on to me [at the bar]. I attack before he potentially attacks me.”

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WOMAN: “I think I’m going to break up with my boyfriend.” (generally addressing those at the table while I’m right next to her)

Girls all huddle together and gossip.

Dude shows up like two minutes later.

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ME: “What was XYZ club like? I hear they have some crazy Manhattan that is $40. Were the drinks worth that kind of money?

WOMAN: (smirking and extremely proud of herself) “I wouldn’t know. Dude X (who she found on a sugardaddy site) paid for everything.”

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“Eighty percent of success is showing up.” - Woody Allen

Hale.Pane

LOL. 99% accurate.

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Dresden14

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AIM U/N: 'debt'

::emp:: is a fag and should be relieved of his mod authoritah. Likes to ban people who don't follow his corrupt, immoral, multiculturalist agenda in the STS section. Dick

Reversal Magnet

Don't even get me started on POF...

I never seen so many angrily written profiles... it's like their profile is their shrink's office and they use it to vent at their ex boyfriend (the previous guy they met on POF).

stickyicky

"fuck me up the ass so I don't lose my virginity"

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ebtek

was this something on fiverr?

Kerkat

An Australian chick once said to a friend of mine who had just met her that night,

I'm on my dibby-dabs so you'll have to give me it up the pooper.

danke

Like the women that talk about the exact things they don't want in a man, then talk about how amazing they are, and end it saying that they're down to earth and the life of the party.

Kerkat

I'm not expecting anything from this site, I've only ever met losers on here...

Please DON'T contact me if... blah blah blah...

You will need to be between 5' 11" and 6', dark, slim, fit, 27 years old and virgo.

MSTeacher

lol wow that was great +rep

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kingofsp

Sounds like a lot of regarding females going on in here.

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W4 - Like Hуdra, but like way better.

Deliguy

^dis

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mx=headroom

Therefore one must conclude currency is not being acquired.

Bench

Thats pretty easy to understand She wants it bigggggggggggg

theflash

LOL....

hehejo

tranny?

danke

Step 1:
Disregard Females

Step 2:
Acquire Currency

Step 3:
Acquire Females

Step 4:
Disregard Currency

And thus, the true economic cycle. lol

EDIT: Just thought it was interesting because I've heard the horoscope reasoning behind a woman's personality three times this week. First time being single in a while...