Heard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator... - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

Berto · 01-20-2012, 06:22 PM

My brother just sent this to me. Seems right up 99% of this forum's alley:

TFM Column | Overheard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator

https://twitter.com/#!/gselevator

itsjustbrian · 01-20-2012, 06:27 PM

#1: If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… because if you’re good at lying, you’re good at everything.

#1: Living my life is like playing Call of Duty on Easy. I just go around and fuck shit up.

This is crazy, it might be a genius marketing ploy... either way it's brilliant and hilarious.

Andrew Scherer · 01-20-2012, 06:28 PM

Pretty entertaining but I doubt its genuine. I really doubt bankers produce that many clever soundbites a day, let alone 1 a month lol.

BeerNuts · 01-20-2012, 06:30 PM

Wow that is golden!

Quote:

#1: If you can only be good at one thing, be good at lying… because if you’re good at lying, you’re good at everything.

Quote:

#1: A guy came up to me at the gym and asked me what event I was training so hard for. Life, motherfucker.

*golf clap*

Hav3n · 01-20-2012, 06:34 PM

#1: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs.

stickyicky · 01-20-2012, 06:35 PM

scumbags.

MSTeacher · 01-20-2012, 06:37 PM

makes me laugh and rage at the same time.

edit much like the rest of wall street's existence.

peacestone · 01-20-2012, 06:45 PM

Fucking hilarious ass shit. I'm gonna send this to some guys in my office. Nice find.

#1: Groupon… Food stamps for the middle class.

infoslob · 01-20-2012, 06:48 PM

Fucking bugs me that a single person would believe this shit is genuine.

Comedy writers.

You can go to work anywhere, Wall Street included, for three years and not hear a single quotable thing on an elevator.

Yet some Goldman bankers are so outrageous and hilarious that people overhearing them can get 130k followers on Twitter?

Cutesy comedy writers.

Russ86 · 01-20-2012, 07:06 PM

haha, nice. Some epic shit in there.. i like this one: "Money might not buy happiness, but I’ll take my fucking chances."

jeffrey · 01-20-2012, 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infoslob

Fucking bugs me that a single person would believe this shit is genuine.

Comedy writers.

You can go to work anywhere, Wall Street included, for three years and not hear a single quotable thing on an elevator.

Yet some Goldman bankers are so outrageous and hilarious that people overhearing them can get 130k followers on Twitter?

Cutesy comedy writers.

Not saying this is real, but have you ever been surrounded by the wall street type for a day?

johnysc430 · 01-20-2012, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andrew Scherer

Pretty entertaining but I doubt its genuine. I really doubt bankers produce that many clever soundbites a day, let alone 1 a month lol.

You never worked on Wall St. the hilarity that goes on in brokerage firms is amazing.
maybe not the elevator but the shit I've seen in board rooms was hilarious.

Just look up cantor fitzgerald, they sexually harassed a gay guy. Made a fucking video mocking him it was insane.

http://www.thestreet.com/comment/easymoney/29867.html

cheeseman · 01-20-2012, 07:13 PM

#1: WASPs kiss their kids on the forehead and their dogs on the mouth.

#1: My GF asked me if backwardation is a sexual thing. #2: There's a keeper.

#1: Listerine breath strips. That's like sizzurp for white people.

A#1: Hey asshole, which one of the P90X steps is it where you have to tell everyone in the fucking office that you're doing it?

Ha ha ha

infoslob · 01-20-2012, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeffrey

Not saying this is real, but have you ever been surrounded by the wall street type for a day?

How does surrounded for a decade sound?

I have a feeling that some hedgefunds where guys who have made plenty of dough but are street stupid might might say cringeworthy stuff, but again, this is the stuff of comedy writing.

And there are plenty of great dudes who work on Wall Street. (Some of the biggest douches in the world, too ... )

infoslob · 01-20-2012, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnysc430

You never worked on Wall St. the hilarity that goes on in brokerage firms is amazing.
maybe not the elevator but the shit I've seen in board rooms was hilarious.

Just look up cantor fitzgerald, they sexually harassed a gay guy. Made a fucking video mocking him it was insane.

Ellen Comes Out on Television; It'd Be a Tougher Trick on Wall Street - TheStreet

Getting much warmer. That's more like the Wall Street I know.

I was a clerk on the American and New York Stock Exchange, never worked in a more fun environment, then went "upstairs" to trade on desks. Less derelicts upstairs, for sure, but still a lot of fun. And in the trading world there's nothing so fun as having a few miserable pricks around to rip on.

Andrey · 01-20-2012, 08:40 PM

Quote:

#1: Before you say something is fucked up, don't forget, Newt Gingrich married his high school math teacher.

What? fuck...

dmnEPC · 01-20-2012, 08:44 PM

bareback is the new 3rd base

amateursurgeon · 01-20-2012, 08:50 PM

#1: Every unemployed asshole in a bathrobe with a Bloomberg free trial calls himself a hedge fund these days. #2: Morningwood Capital.

Dwight Schrute · 01-20-2012, 09:21 PM

ITT: Butthurt peasants who are angry they are betas

aardanyul · 01-20-2012, 10:02 PM

#1: The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.
#2: Our maid does that.

LOL all of them were great

cougarclaws · 01-20-2012, 10:10 PM

This is fucking awesome.

#1: Whenever I see a black guy with my last name, I can't help but wonder if my family used to own his.

#1: Obama is aging fast enough for Morgan Freeman to play him in a movie.

WINNER: The Best Christmas Card of 2011 Twitter / GS Elevator Gossip: WINNER: The Best Christmas ...

#1: I'm going Roethlisbergering tonight.

#1: I'm sure that Kim Jong Un is sorely missed by the Xbox community by now.

bahahahahahaha

Izaya · 01-20-2012, 11:34 PM

Holy shit this twitter is just to funny:

*edit dam it cougarclaws beat me to it

erect · 01-20-2012, 11:44 PM

cougarclaws · 01-21-2012, 01:51 AM

#1: This market is like watching Michael J. Fox play Jenga. #EURUSD

EricVonDoobie · 01-21-2012, 02:17 AM

Obviously not real, obviously still hilarious.

Dwight Schrute · 01-21-2012, 02:29 AM

#1: Only 55% of Americans between the ages of 16-29 have jobs.
#2: Fuck them. They got that ass clown elected in the first place.

cougarclaws · 01-21-2012, 09:07 AM

A#1: Bill Gates has a 15-year old daughter. A#2: Shit. I can wait 3 years. A#1: Less than that if she does semester abroad somewhere cool.

#1: I ate an entire pineapple for lunch. Liz is in for a treat tonight. #2: Good luck, Pavlov

ShadowCaster · 01-21-2012, 09:24 AM

Quote:

#1: If people never trust a skinny chef, they shouldn't want their bankers to be poor.

This actually makes much sense.

Quote:

#1: I wish I invested in poverty. It's up 60% since 2001.
#2: We did.

lol'd

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Andrew Scherer MarketersCenter.com Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Mexico Posts: 3,848 iTrader: 76 / 100%	Pretty entertaining but I doubt its genuine. I really doubt bankers produce that many clever soundbites a day, let alone 1 a month lol. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ WF Threads: Press Release Marketing Machine: The Best Quality Writing and Syndication Online

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peacestone Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Amedica Posts: 144 iTrader: 10 / 100%	Fucking hilarious ass shit. I'm gonna send this to some guys in my office. Nice find. #1: Groupon… Food stamps for the middle class. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-20-2012, 06:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
infoslob Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 300 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Fucking bugs me that a single person would believe this shit is genuine. Comedy writers. You can go to work anywhere, Wall Street included, for three years and not hear a single quotable thing on an elevator. Yet some Goldman bankers are so outrageous and hilarious that people overhearing them can get 130k followers on Twitter? Cutesy comedy writers. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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Russ86 Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: The OC Posts: 913 iTrader: 15 / 100%	haha, nice. Some epic shit in there.. i like this one: "Money might not buy happiness, but I’ll take my fucking chances." Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ "Yesterday, you said tomorrow."

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