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Russ86 · 01-25-2012, 11:43 PM

dreamache · 01-25-2012, 11:52 PM

...because college will teach her proper grammar, and not third grade or anything.

Russ86 · 01-25-2012, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dreamache

...because college will teach her proper grammar, and not third grade or anything.

The grammar in and of itself is funny, I laughed more at the context of the 'article'

Rage9 · 01-26-2012, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by dreamache

...because college will teach her proper grammar, and not third grade or anything.

No it won't unless you are going for some sort of English major. Been there, done that, didn't learn shit about proper grammar.

danke · 01-26-2012, 05:15 AM

I hired an English major once, all she did was correct my grammar. Fuck that shit, major in something useful...

JZK721 · 01-26-2012, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Offshore101

Sounds like the type of skanks i used to bang back in the day.

You aint never banged in your life. You fat b@stard!

guysmy · 01-26-2012, 05:49 AM

What this vapid girl is saying is far more annoying than her grammatical errors.

She brings nothing to the table yet expects a rich guy to be her personal ATM. Unfortunately any decent businessman realizes that swallowing a massive parasite generally isn’t a good idea.

potentialeight · 01-26-2012, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by guysmy

She brings nothing to the table yet expects a rich guy to be her personal ATM. Unfortunately any decent businessman realizes that swallowing a massive parasite generally isn’t a good idea.

Quoted this on Facebook; waiting for massive shitstorm.

lukep · 01-26-2012, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by guysmy

What this vapid girl is saying is far more annoying than her grammatical errors.

She brings nothing to the table yet expects a rich guy to be her personal ATM. Unfortunately any decent businessman realizes that swallowing a massive parasite generally isn’t a good idea.

^THIS.

We all know she's as dumb as a brick from her grammar, but the completely parasitic nature of this idiot's point makes me want to drop kick her into the vacuum of deep space so she can equalize the low pressure in her skull.

Sadly there are foolish young boys out there that won't know how to burn that leech off of them when it's time and get caught in her pregnancy trap that I bet she's already been coached on deploying.

People like this have GOT TO GO. They're destined to be welfare queens and ruin multiple men's lives, each. Seriously, death is too good for them... I'd prefer they were all rounded up and branded with a huge picture of a Leech across their faces, from ear to ear, making them incredibly repulsive. That should do the trick.

metalshark · 01-26-2012, 06:51 AM

Biggest repost of all repost. Women are stupid. I'm drunk.

mimoza3 · 01-26-2012, 07:31 AM

some people don't need college, this chic probably does, if she could get accepted.

Tube Ace · 01-26-2012, 08:02 AM

Lynzee Stauss - Encyclopedia Dramatica

kamired2 · 01-26-2012, 08:18 AM

Yalls are getting trolled by a high school girl

loyolabenson · 01-26-2012, 08:20 AM

blureach · 01-26-2012, 09:44 AM

Found out last night when I saw this on facebook that I went to highschool with that girl lol.
A few of my friends defending her on facebook.

IceToEskimos · 01-26-2012, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by lukep

I'd prefer they were all rounded up and branded with a huge picture of a Leech across their faces, from ear to ear, making them incredibly repulsive. That should do the trick.

I support your branding initiative, Luke.

lukep · 01-26-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by blureach

Found out last night when I saw this on facebook that I went to highschool with that girl lol.
A few of my friends defending her on facebook.

Awesome. Now kill them.

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Originally Posted by IceToEskimos

I support your branding initiative, Luke.

Sweet, that's two of us.

Is it too early go start a petition over at change.org for this?

IceToEskimos · 01-26-2012, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by lukep

Is it too early go start a petition over at change.org for this?

If we are going to go to the trouble of heating up the metaphorical iron, there are probably a few more brands to consider.

b_sun · 01-26-2012, 10:08 AM

Funny stuff! Check out this fresh pic I found!

GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET.

blureach · 01-26-2012, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by lukep

Awesome. Now kill them.

I would but I no longer live in the Arizonas

Rexibit · 01-26-2012, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by guysmy

Unfortunately any decent businessman realizes that swallowing a massive parasite generally isn’t a good idea.

Clearly he's doing it wrong.

WickedJoe · 01-26-2012, 10:50 AM

Well I think it's fake. Or, the girl is actually 8 yrs old. Or, the girl is mildly retarded. Nobody writes like this especially for a fucking newspaper. You guys are getting all worked up over yet another fake internet pic.

Tobias Funke · 01-26-2012, 11:25 AM

First high school, then college.

aproxaday · 01-26-2012, 11:26 AM

That's the best reporter i've seen in years!

slayerment · 01-26-2012, 12:14 PM

Great title, terrible analysis.

01-25-2012, 11:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
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01-25-2012, 11:52 PM	#2 (permalink)
dreamache Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 2,823 iTrader: 7 / 100%	...because college will teach her proper grammar, and not third grade or anything. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-26-2012, 05:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
danke Enlightened Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: nowhere Posts: 1,081 iTrader: 1 / 100%	I hired an English major once, all she did was correct my grammar. Fuck that shit, major in something useful... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ I'm not an entrepreneur, I just play one on TV...

01-26-2012, 05:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
guysmy cpaburnout 4 lyfe Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: in a human body Posts: 1,474 iTrader: 7 / 100%	What this vapid girl is saying is far more annoying than her grammatical errors. She brings nothing to the table yet expects a rich guy to be her personal ATM. Unfortunately any decent businessman realizes that swallowing a massive parasite generally isn’t a good idea. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ “Eighty percent of success is showing up.” - Woody Allen

01-26-2012, 06:51 AM	#10 (permalink)
metalshark Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 480 iTrader: 4 / 100%	Biggest repost of all repost. Women are stupid. I'm drunk. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-26-2012, 07:31 AM	#11 (permalink)
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01-26-2012, 08:02 AM	#12 (permalink)
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01-26-2012, 08:18 AM	#13 (permalink)
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01-26-2012, 08:20 AM	#14 (permalink)
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01-26-2012, 09:44 AM	#15 (permalink)
blureach Ice Man Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Louisiana Posts: 166 iTrader: 8 / 100%	Found out last night when I saw this on facebook that I went to highschool with that girl lol. A few of my friends defending her on facebook. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

01-26-2012, 10:08 AM	#19 (permalink)
b_sun Design on the Grind Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,623 iTrader: 12 / 100%	Funny stuff! Check out this fresh pic I found! GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ LOGOS - BANNERS - HEADERS - CHARTS - BUSINESS CARDS ---> http://tinyurl.com/designgrind

01-26-2012, 10:50 AM	#22 (permalink)
WickedJoe Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 650 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Well I think it's fake. Or, the girl is actually 8 yrs old. Or, the girl is mildly retarded. Nobody writes like this especially for a fucking newspaper. You guys are getting all worked up over yet another fake internet pic. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-26-2012, 11:25 AM	#23 (permalink)
Tobias Funke I am not a gay webmaster Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 347 iTrader: 0 / 0%	First high school, then college. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

01-26-2012, 11:26 AM	#24 (permalink)
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01-26-2012, 12:14 PM	#25 (permalink)
slayerment Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA Posts: 529 iTrader: 30 / 100%	Great title, terrible analysis. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Bad music Stupid blog

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