efeezy

I for one can't cook, but then that's what the wife's for right? I can do some mean ass bbq'ing, but aside from that,I can probably whip up a batch of cookies or maybe some lasagne.

I know you guys are probably pushing your cooking limits to make mac & cheese or an eggo, but if you have kitchen skillz, what can you make?

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dreamache

I can make a lot of shit..

eggo waffles, pb&j, scrambled egg sandwich, I could go on but I might embarrass the rest of you with my skills.


edit: inb4 fatbat.

pIZZaBOY

Cooking is easy and anyone can do it... just follow some recipes until it's habit, tweak for best performance, etc. The only way people learn how to cook is by recipes.

Big Joe

Im a fat kid... I can make anything

soulbyproxy

Anyone can cook. Half the food you've eaten in the past month was probably prepared by someone without a high school diploma, who was stoned and or hung over at the time they prepared it.

Not rocket science, homy.

charlesmartel

Anyone can cook. But not everyone can cook well.

I can make bread, pasta noodles from scratch (tortellini, fettucine, etc), stews, soups, Cuban food, etc. Grab a copy of Food and Wine. It's food porn.

zimok

I can insert things in the microwave.

I can also reheat take out in the oven.

/madskills

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jeffrey

My entire family grew up on the restaurant industry, so yes I can cook just about anything. My grandma even owned her own restaurant and opera fudge business. I remember some magazine did a story on her about her opera fudge. Cooking isn't that hard if you have some patience and follow directions.

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Fat Tom

same bro, i can make damn near everything

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BigWill

I can cook. Anything from gourmet to junk food. I plan to open a restaurant when I "retire"

Like other poster said just follow recipes and tweak them as you see fit

Insomniac

I've been known to cook occasionally.

theflash

I can too, but not perfect

webnet

I can boil an egg to perfection. I let the dickroll spin 180 times.

blank_czech

Unfortunately I can. Unfortunately because I learned to cook all my favorite meals from when I would eat out a lot and order take out, and now I don't want to order take out anymore because I know I can cook it better, cheaper, and spend a little bit more time doing it (though it does make for a nice break).

It probably helps that I eat a lot of bland foods and will eat the same thing for weeks/months on end without getting bored of it.

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Jay.s

I manage to burn shit that's easy to cook all the time. Like today when I put some eggs to boil, forgot about them, and went back to the stove an hour later only to see an empty pot with egg all over the kitchen.

So no, I can't cook for shit.

vinnythejinny

I can cook very well but my strength is Indian food. However, i must confess wife cooks hella better than me. She belongs to the "Chef" family and my mother in law is a chef and author of several cooking books.

We are hoping to run a restaurant some day

Aznxmtg

Instructions isn't that hard to follow

Russ86

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IceToEskimos

If by "cook" you mean "sit down in a restaurant, open a menu, and order some food", then yes, I am one hell of a cook.

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Rage9

I can cook all kinds of stuff (although not pastries or breads), and I constantly experiment, and thus also fail often. For example I have a money mac and cheese sauce recipe, but the other week I decided to make it bechamel style just to see how it would be, and must have fucked up the roux because I couldn't get it to pop. Ended up adding so much ground mustard I killed it. Bad days man.

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allcelldeals

QFT! It's funny how I can absolutely perfect a steak smoked in applewood on the grille in the summer, but if I have to so much as microwave a side dish...we're fucked!

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Kiopa_Matt

Yeah, I can cook pretty decently. It's always a hit and miss though, because I don't follow any recipes. I just throw a bunch of shit together that I think will taste good, and hope for the best. Sometimes it's absolutely delicious though, and other times... ehhh... not so much.

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shawnhag

cooking is for fags - if you can cook then you cant make money online.

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qualo

I love cooking, especially Asian. As soon as I find some garam masala I'm gonna stink out my condo complex with a big batch of stinky Indian curry- perfect.

Icecube

I can cook pretty much anything, anyway not being able to cook is just bullshit, follow a recipe and you're done (on a side note, who wants to buy a recipe site PM me)

but I always cook the same 3-4 quick things

recipe after recipe you can say you can cook, that's all

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I heard my name Yeah, I cook. I do all the meals around here, the girl does some baking, breads and she also makes some great soups. I'm not some crazy gourmet and it's usually pretty simple fare that can be prepared quickly. I make lots of stirfrys and big pots of stuff that can be eaten for lunches or the next night or two as leftovers so I don't have to spend a lot of time preparing every meal.

This last week I made a chicken curry with carrots and potatoes in it, a sort of a rose pasta sauce (tomato and crème fraiche) with bacon and brocolli in it and whole wheat Penne, a grilled pork chop with baked beans and some tomato wedges, and last night I grilled some salmon and had some stuffed tortellini with a pesto sauce (the jarred kind cause the herb garden isn't looking so hot it being the middle of the winter and all) and cherry tomatoes. Tonight I will roast a chicken and make a bunch of streamed veggies and a side salad to go with it and then will do something with the leftovers tomorrow.

We subscribe to the BBC Good Food magazine on the iPad and I want to pick up the CIA's iPad app one of these days... The Professional Chef by the Culinary Institute of America for iPad on the iTunes App Store

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papajohn56

The problem I have is any time I think about making something I'm already starving. So then I go to Genghis Grill and eat mostly healthy out.

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moratraffic

I learned to cook when my wife got really sick and couldn't stand the smell of food. I loved it and learned how to cook really well, but now, it has bitten me in the ass. My wife now wants me to cook all the time because the food is better and I like my food better then hers anyways. So yeah, I can cook but now I hate the fact that I can because everyone in the house loves my food.

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this_guy

I'm the same way but I kept pushing my wife to learn. I taught her some of what I know and now she's pretty good at it. Now I can pretend like I have forgotten how to cook and fill in here and there when needed.

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tatrasim

I can cook, just too lazy most of the time. Used to cook once every 2-3 months when I was married, mostly because kids asked. Rarely follow the recipes, just whatever I find and think would go well together and add some salt, pepper, garlic powder, spices... Kids love when I cook and say that my food tastes better then hers, even when we cook the same thing it turns out differently. I think that men cook better then women overall.

excelerate

If you can read instructions you can cook. That is.. unless you are a complete retard.

Tro Shi

Microwaveable foods are my limit.

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dmnEPC

Looking at this thread I am begining to understand why there are so many virgins on WF.

Cooking = Sex. Learn to do it well and you can pretty much fuck just about any of the lazy bitches that make up the 18 to 25 year old demographic.

Russ86

Alcohol = Sex

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dmnEPC

alcohol = disease riddled sex

IceToEskimos

disease riddled sex = story of my life

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RandTheRand

I can cook almost anything, but I need a recipe if it's the first timeand I'll alter it to my likings. I'm not a creative person so I can't just come up with random shiet


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profitordie

Yes. I can cook.

emp

If you can't cook you are missing out.

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never tried.

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