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jenzkc · 02-05-2012, 04:39 PM

testosterone does amazing things for your penis.

JanJanX · 02-05-2012, 08:56 PM

tom brady, that's a guy that probably gets unlimited amounts of quality pussy. He probably has big cock too... shit, why do some guys have it all? All I have is SEO skills. Wooooo thank you god. I could have passed on this one.

advive · 02-05-2012, 10:35 PM

Ok this must be a troll!!!

lasermarket · 02-05-2012, 11:31 PM

Well it all depends on what they think of you. It seems that all those chicks wanting the a "big" dick are mostly just whores and I guarantee you that the hottest chicks are not whores. They are mostly smart and attractive and if you can get their then you have that same chance of getting a bombshell.

A fat wallet gives you a portal through this shit and gets you right to the sluts that jumps on your cock.

A big cock gives you nothing but chicks yelling at you before and after sex about what a failure you are...for the most part.

If you have everyone of these attributes then go fucking kill yourself cuz nobody gives a shit for perfect bitches...

PCE

JanJanX · 02-06-2012, 03:28 AM

^English motherfucker. Do you speak it?

Russ86 · 02-06-2012, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JanJanX

^English motherfucker. Do you speak it?

awfully big talk for a short chubby kid with a small dick, no?

stefanie · 02-07-2012, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by JanJanX

girls are so superficial. Last week-end I went out with a bunch of girls from college (all friends. of course) and I was the only guy. We were sitting at this restaurant and all they were talking about all night was about sex and penis sizes of their last boyfriends. I couldnt believe it. One of them said she cant stand small dicks. Then that same girl asked me about my penis (jokingly). I felt so bad I couldnt say anything, I just blushed. I had to get hammered that night and they had to carry me out and throw me in a taxi. Why dont girls like someone just for being smart and sweet like me? I'm thoughtful and nice. Isnt that enough?

This whole thread screams "troll", but I have 20 minutes to kill before heading out, so I'll try being sincere

-Get in shape. Being overweight tells girls you don't care all that much about yourself. It's not very attractive. And you can change it.

-Stop blaming the women for being "superficial". Given the choice, we'd all take the partner who is attractive or confident AND nice over the guy who's just nice. Your poll makes it sound like the only way you can get a nice guy who makes good money is to be with a fat guy with a tiny penis, but there are plenty of other options in real life. You don't have to score high in every category to get a girl, either. Eventually, you'll meet a girl where certain odd things just click and that will help make you look better than all the others (to her). Stuff like a shared love of watching documentaries late at night, a mutual fascination with conspiracy theories, a shared religion (or lack thereof), similar movie or restaurant preferences, etc. You can't go in thinking they're superficial, though, because angry nerd syndrome turns off even the girls who LIKE nerds.

-Forget about the penis thing. If it really is THAT small, then yes, it might make for some rough times in the one-night-stand department...but if you work on other skills and get girls attached before you bring it out, it's not going to be a big deal.

-Write off college girls. 95% of them are completely insane, unsure about what they want, and more trouble than they're worth for anything but "a good time". If you want a nice girl, transfer to a nerd school or look for someone a little more mature. Better yet, spend the time getting in shape and improving yourself so that when you're 25-30, you're more appealing to post-college women. With an increase in their maturity AND your attractiveness to women, you should find a dramatic improvement in your options.

-If you really, truly want a girl who doesn't fit the stereotypes (gold digger, can't take care of herself, totally crazy, brings nothing to the table but depreciating looks, etc. - the stuff you see guys ranting about on largely male forums) - don't pick up women in bars and clubs. Go to conferences, events related to your interests, do volunteer work, etc. The odds of meeting quality women will increase dramatically.

JanJanX · 02-07-2012, 04:24 PM

finally some girls advice! Thank you Stefanie, I know I need to get in shape. I already signed up to my local gym. I just need to start going.

Ok here's the backstory of why I started this thread: I have a crush on this girl from college. She's smoking hot and smart too (she'd going a PHD in Pharmacy). I think we have a good connection because she always calls me to talk about her problems and stuff. Now last time we were out with a bunch of her girlfriends, she got a little drunk and she was sayin that she dumped her ex Italian boyfriend because he was bad in bed, and because he had a small penis. Not even kidding. She said that shit in public! She said it was awkward to give him blowjobs because her hand would almost cover his whole penis. Funny thing is that I know the guy, met him once, and he's like 6 feet. How can he possibly have a penis that small? Doesnt make sense. I'm like 5'7 and my penis is like a little above 5 inches erect. Do you think that's too small?

Anyways, I really like this girl but now I'm scared to move forward and ask her out. What if we get down to things and then she humiliates me and tells all her girlfriends how small I am? I live in a small town and this would literally ruin my reputation state-wide lol, what should I do?

turbolapp · 02-07-2012, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by EricVonDoobie

There's really nothing sad about this. It's reason #2,381 it's great to not be a 7 foot tall black guy. In general the more sexually UNAPPEALING you are (by conventional American standards) the luckier you are, because you have that many filters set up against low-quality mates.

Is a shallow 10 going to fuck you? Nope. And that's why you should consider yourself lucky. In other words the most undesirable mates actually filter themselves out when you're considered unattractive, if that makes sense.

...or, in otherwords, 7 and 8's have all the fun.

advive · 02-07-2012, 06:47 PM

Motherfucker needs some reality classes.
Calling girls superficial for not liking a short chubby guy with a small dick.
But his going for this "smoking hot" chick, why don't you go for the ugly chubby but nice girls? Being a bit superficial don't you think?

Airin · 02-07-2012, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by JanJanX

Come on! I'm drunk and I need straight answers here. Yes I am a huge nerd and I don't understand girls. Never had. Why do they go for dumb assholes all the time? Beats me. I don't get it.

Swagger. Confidence. It doesn't take looks or money to be attractive.

MyOwnDemon · 02-07-2012, 08:39 PM

Power > Money > Looks > Other

stefanie · 02-07-2012, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by JanJanX

She's smoking hot and smart too (she'd going a PHD in Pharmacy). I think we have a good connection because she always calls me to talk about her problems and stuff. Now last time we were out with a bunch of her girlfriends, she got a little drunk and she was sayin that she dumped her ex Italian boyfriend because he was bad in bed, and because he had a small penis. Not even kidding. She said that shit in public! She said it was awkward to give him blowjobs because her hand would almost cover his whole penis. Funny thing is that I know the guy, met him once, and he's like 6 feet. How can he possibly have a penis that small? Doesnt make sense. I'm like 5'7 and my penis is like a little above 5 inches erect. Do you think that's too small?

Anyways, I really like this girl but now I'm scared to move forward and ask her out. What if we get down to things and then she humiliates me and tells all her girlfriends how small I am? I live in a small town and this would literally ruin my reputation state-wide lol, what should I do?

If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.

BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary

Amazon

. Totally serious, too.

danke · 02-07-2012, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stefanie

If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.

BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary "Private Dicks: Men Exposed". Totally serious, too.

Care to share a feminine perspective on the tips I gave?

[braces self for bitch slap]

EricVonDoobie · 02-07-2012, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by stefanie

If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.

BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary "Private Dicks: Men Exposed". Totally serious, too.

True, zero correlation between height and penis size. It's a mix of testosterone + genetics. Since the penis isn't a limb it doesn't grow proportionate to height. OP is a fucking idiot and makes me feel great about myself. Lrn2google.

BigWill · 02-07-2012, 08:59 PM

Stefanie, will you be my girlfriend?

stick2Herbs · 02-07-2012, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigWill

Stefanie, will you be my girlfriend?

BigBill, will you marry me without a prenup? So then I can take all your monies?

BigWill · 02-07-2012, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by danke

How To Get Laid At Will: Danke's Guide to Getting Your Dick Wet

1. Eat less than you do now. I don't know how much you eat, but if you're in America... Eat less.

2. Do 200 situps and crunches a day, it takes five minutes... Really.

3. Do preacher curls, skull crushers, push ups, military presses, and flies. (every other day). Walk and jog on the other days, bring an audiobook if you want to get smart and shit along the way.

4. Go to Amazon and buy the sickest looking shit (clothing and shoes) you can buy, do it once a month.

5. Watch a shit load of stand up, funny is sexy... Confidence is sexy... Funniness brings confidence.

6. Buy light and fresh smelling perfumes (cologne is a place, I'm not calling something I wear cologne). Smelling great is the strongest way to break the ice, because she'll stop you to tell you.

7. Learn about what drinks women like. Learn about what shit most women like.

8. Smile and be happy.

9. Be interested.

10. Be assertive when necessary, don't be pushy, but do push when the timing feels right.

Get a little culture under your belt, listen to shit chicks like (e.g. I actually have about 10 Pandora channels of shit that I see the single girls I know on FB have in their music interests Like Foster the People. Why the fuck with a penis likes Foster the People? No one that's likes putting theirs in women, that's who. But I better pretend to like that shit.)

Art shows are always a hit, so are wine tastings, headliners performing at the improv, and teddy bears. Don't buy roses, that shit's played out, buy novelty teddy bears like from Build-A-Bear. Also stock your fridge with shit women like, chicity3 knew what he was talking about.

Cristal is cheap when you're buying it online. Be sure to tell them that you have Cristal and some movie like "Sweet Home Alabama" on Bluray.

Of Course, make sure your place looks trendy and smells nice at all times.

Surprise her, give random gifts. Facebook is great for this too, study her interests if you can and optimize likewise.

Finally, learn how to eat pussy. Seriously, Google that shit. Read the forums, look at blog comments. No matter what you do, eating pussy will make her leave cumming back for more.

- Danke

It's Saturday, you motherfuckers better at least try some of these today.

Dude, you are weird, do you even go outside?

BigWill · 02-07-2012, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by stick2Herbs

BigBill, will you marry me without a prenup? So then I can take all your monies?

a/s/l/np?

stick2Herbs · 02-07-2012, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BigWill

a/s/l/np?

18/f/Hicktown, Nebraska

BigWill · 02-07-2012, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by stick2Herbs

18/f/Hicktown, Nebraska

Sold!

JanJanX · 02-07-2012, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by stefanie

If her hand covered it completely, either she has a serious case of man-hands or the guy was legitimately tiny. Height is not really correlated with size...5 inches is pretty average...and size matters much, much less than most guys think. Oh, and maybe think twice about dating a girl who would insult a guy's manhood like that. Maybe she's a great girl and she was just totally wasted like you say, but I always felt like that's just one thing you don't say. Too much potential to do real psychological damage.

BTW - You might benefit from checking out the documentary "Private Dicks: Men Exposed". Totally serious, too.

Thanks Stefanie. really nice advice. I'll check out that link. I dont know why but somehow I'm surrounded by girls who like big dicks (and clearly admit it). Funny thing is they're smart too (all with advanced university degrees) which is even weirder. I can only blame porn because I feel like it wasn't like this 10 years ago. (at least not as bad)

EricVonDoobie · 02-07-2012, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by JanJanX

Funny thing is they're smart too (all with advanced university degrees) which is even weirder.

100% positive you're a troll now, mods please close this thread.

danke · 02-07-2012, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by BigWill

Dude, you are weird, do you even go outside?

LMAO. I take it you're not into PUA...

JanJanX · 02-07-2012, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by EricVonDoobie

100% positive you're a troll now, mods please close this thread.

What does that even mean? I see that a lot on this forum. Troll as in World of Warcraft? What does that have to do with anything?

stefanie · 02-08-2012, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by danke

Care to share a feminine perspective on the tips I gave?

[braces self for bitch slap]

Ehhh...why not? Not going to repost your advice again because it's really long and just a short scroll up the page, but...

1. Less food, better food...dietary improvement is always good.

2 & 3 - I'd say get a routine that works for you, that you can live with.

4. Depends on the girl. Don't be a slob, though.

5. Yes, yes, YES. Funny is hot. I know he's dead and all, but George Carlin is kind of irresistible.

6. Again, depends on the girl. Fragrances smell different on different guys, so try a few that you like and ask female friends to give you honest feedback about whether it's working for you (and whether you're wearing too much).

7. I wouldn't worry about it. Most girls will happily talk your ear off about their interests, so if you're going to take time learning about "girl stuff", learn it directly from real girls...by talking to them.

8 & 9 - Yes, totally

10. A little advanced for the...what do the PUAs call it - average frustrated chump?

As for the rest, I'm a freak and I really can't comment. Foster the People makes me want to hurt somebody, I'd be much more impressed by a guy taking me to a comic convention or going hang gliding, and any guy taking me to a wine tasting had better be doing it so we can laugh at the wine douchebags.

The teddy bear thing is risky, too. There's very little that creeps me out - I always stop and talk to the weird old guy who mall-walks and says hi to every girl, I try my hardest to be understanding and kind and not think "creep" when random guys hit on me, and I once dated a mortuary sciences student - but there's just something about the idea of getting a children's toy from a potential love interest that makes me really uneasy. So maybe just make sure she's the stuffed animal type first

All that stuff at the end could be great advice for some girls, horrible advice for others. Just figure out what kind of girls you like, figure out what THEY like, and make a little effort to indulge those things once in a while (without displacing who you are or being phony). Don't go overboard, though, unless you like being abused.

kingofsp · 02-08-2012, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by stefanie

Forget about the penis thing. If it really is THAT small, then yes, it might make for some rough times in the one-night-stand department...but if you work on other skills and get girls attached before you bring it out, it's not going to be a big deal.

lawlz

turbolapp · 02-08-2012, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by kingofsp

lawlz

Not even true. It is a big deal (pun aside) I've said this before, anything bigger or smaller than 5-8 inches and you've got problems. Good luck bros.

BilltheButcher · 02-08-2012, 09:51 AM

If the penis thing is that big of a deal, save up $10k and go get penis enlargement surgery. Slap some alloderm on your dick, inject it into the head and be done with it. Every guy has this dream of dropping his pants and having the girl gasp from the sight of your donkey dick - I am a decent size (nothing porn huge) and for some girls in the past it was to painful, blowjobs were diffcult and anal was out of the question.

Seems like you got a lot of other hangups, but don't change so you have this fake confidence. Nothing drives women more nuts then an obvious social tool pretending to be the life of the party. Since you are surrounded by women, it appears that they enjoy your company so you are doing something right or they think your gay.

danke · 02-08-2012, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by peacestone

Start working out/eating healthy and be confident.

Mystery on Social Proof and Confidence - YouTube

You want to talk about hilarious? I have his cap somewhere in my closet and just bought necklace like his last weekend. LMAO

danke · 02-08-2012, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stefanie

Ehhh...why not? Not going to repost your advice again because it's really long and just a short scroll up the page, but...

1. Less food, better food...dietary improvement is always good.

2 & 3 - I'd say get a routine that works for you, that you can live with.

4. Depends on the girl. Don't be a slob, though.

5. Yes, yes, YES. Funny is hot. I know he's dead and all, but George Carlin is kind of irresistible.

6. Again, depends on the girl. Fragrances smell different on different guys, so try a few that you like and ask female friends to give you honest feedback about whether it's working for you (and whether you're wearing too much).

7. I wouldn't worry about it. Most girls will happily talk your ear off about their interests, so if you're going to take time learning about "girl stuff", learn it directly from real girls...by talking to them.

8 & 9 - Yes, totally

10. A little advanced for the...what do the PUAs call it - average frustrated chump?

As for the rest, I'm a freak and I really can't comment. Foster the People makes me want to hurt somebody, I'd be much more impressed by a guy taking me to a comic convention or going hang gliding, and any guy taking me to a wine tasting had better be doing it so we can laugh at the wine douchebags.

The teddy bear thing is risky, too. There's very little that creeps me out - I always stop and talk to the weird old guy who mall-walks and says hi to every girl, I try my hardest to be understanding and kind and not think "creep" when random guys hit on me, and I once dated a mortuary sciences student - but there's just something about the idea of getting a children's toy from a potential love interest that makes me really uneasy. So maybe just make sure she's the stuffed animal type first

All that stuff at the end could be great advice for some girls, horrible advice for others. Just figure out what kind of girls you like, figure out what THEY like, and make a little effort to indulge those things once in a while (without displacing who you are or being phony). Don't go overboard, though, unless you like being abused.

Thanks you're right about the creepiness part. It's usually the really feminine house mouse types that are suckers for that, the more independent ones enjoy gestures; they enjoy knowing that there's a man that will cater to them and devote themselves to them, no matter how small or simple the gesture...

Beach Affiliate · 02-08-2012, 02:26 PM

1) Make women laugh.

2) Have friends.

3) Be interesting.

4) Be confident.

5) Be able to pay your own bills.

Done.

Attractiveness doesn't even really play into it at the end of the day.

danke · 02-08-2012, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Beach Affiliate

1) Make women laugh.

2) Have friends.

3) Be interesting.

4) Be confident.

5) Be able to pay your own bills.

Done.

Attractiveness doesn't even really play into it at the end of the day.

Only attractive people say this.

JakeStratham · 02-08-2012, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by stefanie

- Write off girls. They are completely insane, unsure about what they want, and more trouble than they're worth

* Minor edits have been made to the original.

Beach Affiliate · 02-08-2012, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by danke

Only attractive people say this.

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to danke again"

Dammit.

Tom Ato · 02-09-2012, 12:35 AM

ok this is just some sad shit.

op, i got news for you:

- first off hope does exist for your cock. google "jelqing".
yes, it works. doesn't cost a dime.

- second, if you want to get good with women, you have to commit to it. as nerdy as it sounds, its no different from launching campaigns. dont bother avoiding bars and clubs, cause you're doing that out of fear. so man up and face your fears head on instead.

go to the gym and get swole.

go out regularly and hit on girls. you will fail. a lot. a LOT. kind of like failing at CPA campaigns. you have to push through the bullsht and keep going out.

I know this because I used to be exactly like you. I owe my turnaround to some wonderful people.

JanJanX · 02-11-2012, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Ato

ok this is just some sad shit.

op, i got news for you:

- first off hope does exist for your cock. google "jelqing".
yes, it works. doesn't cost a dime.

- second, if you want to get good with women, you have to commit to it. as nerdy as it sounds, its no different from launching campaigns. dont bother avoiding bars and clubs, cause you're doing that out of fear. so man up and face your fears head on instead.

go to the gym and get swole.

go out regularly and hit on girls. you will fail. a lot. a LOT. kind of like failing at CPA campaigns. you have to push through the bullsht and keep going out.

I know this because I used to be exactly like you. I owe my turnaround to some wonderful people.

Jelqing is amazing! I started 2 days ago and I can already see a difference! My penis seems thicker and "veinier". Thanks man, you might have saved my sex life.

music4mic · 02-11-2012, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by turbolapp

Not even true. It is a big deal (pun aside) I've said this before, anything bigger or smaller than 5-8 inches and you've got problems. Good luck bros.

wow, an honest fucking answer.

Zaino · 02-11-2012, 08:08 PM

if your worried about your johnson you really need to take a step back and re think your whole approach. Stop watching porn that shit is fake and will fuck up what you think it is supposed to be like.

JanJanX · 02-11-2012, 08:09 PM

yeah except any girl would pick a 9" over a 4". always.

RandTheRand · 02-11-2012, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beach Affiliate

1) Make women laugh.

2) Have friends.

3) Be interesting.

4) Be confident.

5) Be able to pay your own bills.

Done.

Attractiveness doesn't even really play into it at the end of the day.

pretty much this

thelorax · 02-11-2012, 08:42 PM

O Marina · 02-13-2012, 03:14 PM

what a fun thread

chigga102 · 03-17-2012, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JanJanX

finally some girls advice! Thank you Stefanie, I know I need to get in shape. I already signed up to my local gym. I just need to start going.

Ok here's the backstory of why I started this thread: I have a crush on this girl from college. She's smoking hot and smart too (she'd going a PHD in Pharmacy). I think we have a good connection because she always calls me to talk about her problems and stuff. Now last time we were out with a bunch of her girlfriends, she got a little drunk and she was sayin that she dumped her ex Italian boyfriend because he was bad in bed, and because he had a small penis. Not even kidding. She said that shit in public! She said it was awkward to give him blowjobs because her hand would almost cover his whole penis. Funny thing is that I know the guy, met him once, and he's like 6 feet. How can he possibly have a penis that small? Doesnt make sense. I'm like 5'7 and my penis is like a little above 5 inches erect. Do you think that's too small?

Anyways, I really like this girl but now I'm scared to move forward and ask her out. What if we get down to things and then she humiliates me and tells all her girlfriends how small I am? I live in a small town and this would literally ruin my reputation state-wide lol, what should I do?

Bro i'm gonna actually spend time and help you with some good ole jamaican tough love!
Firstly bro if you the only dude with all those girls and you're not hitting it then you're obviously stuck in the friendzone... Seriously if you wanna get this girl you gotta stop listening to her problems and you gotta man up so she takes you seriously. Otherwise you'll NEVER get that pussy. so just man up son take charge and dont listen to her problems seriously makes you look and sound like a wuss

rusvik · 03-18-2012, 11:16 AM

Here's the number one thing about getting girls:

Talk much and loud about how great you are. Just don't do it all the time to no come off as insecure.

Sure, women will SAY that a guy who only talks about himself, but most girls are really, really bad at telling bullshit from truth. That's why it's always a dude who will bring down some loser bragging about things he never did.

Most women would never brag about something in public, so they think that men who do it, must really be the shit.

Trust me, when it comes to making women attracted it's 9/10 much preferable to be able to bullshit with a straight face than to be humble.

Disclaimer: Results may vary with smarter women.

masmiskun · 03-19-2012, 04:03 AM

just go with the second choice, you get thefat guy andhis money. After you got the money you can get all big dick guy that you want. lol

blogspotter · 03-19-2012, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danke

Finally, learn how to eat pussy. Seriously, Google that shit. Read the forums, look at blog comments. No matter what you do, eating pussy will make her leave cumming back for more.

- Danke

It's Saturday, you motherfuckers better at least try some of these today.

Reminds me of this...

PPS: Question for all the pussy eaters.. Have you ever come across a stinking pussy. Yuck.. I knew a stinking pussy once.. And she gives the best ever head.... OMG... But I could never go anywhere below the boobs, coz the smell comes up.. I even had her wash it but it starts... Maybe she had some infection I don't know... She thinks I am a prick coz I didn't reciprocate lol

HKSEO Rotzee · 03-19-2012, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JanJanX

But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.

Take steroids, get rich and learn how to eat pussy?

HKSEO Rotzee · 03-19-2012, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Russ86

awfully big talk for a short chubby kid with a small dick, no?

Lmao!

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JanJanX Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 64 iTrader: 0 / 0%	tom brady, that's a guy that probably gets unlimited amounts of quality pussy. He probably has big cock too... shit, why do some guys have it all? All I have is SEO skills. Wooooo thank you god. I could have passed on this one. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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advive Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 165 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Ok this must be a troll!!! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-05-2012, 11:31 PM	#104 (permalink)
lasermarket Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 28 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Well it all depends on what they think of you. It seems that all those chicks wanting the a "big" dick are mostly just whores and I guarantee you that the hottest chicks are not whores. They are mostly smart and attractive and if you can get their then you have that same chance of getting a bombshell. A fat wallet gives you a portal through this shit and gets you right to the sluts that jumps on your cock. A big cock gives you nothing but chicks yelling at you before and after sex about what a failure you are...for the most part. If you have everyone of these attributes then go fucking kill yourself cuz nobody gives a shit for perfect bitches... PCE Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-06-2012, 03:28 AM	#105 (permalink)
JanJanX Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 64 iTrader: 0 / 0%	^English motherfucker. Do you speak it? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-07-2012, 04:24 PM	#108 (permalink)
JanJanX Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 64 iTrader: 0 / 0%	finally some girls advice! Thank you Stefanie, I know I need to get in shape. I already signed up to my local gym. I just need to start going. Ok here's the backstory of why I started this thread: I have a crush on this girl from college. She's smoking hot and smart too (she'd going a PHD in Pharmacy). I think we have a good connection because she always calls me to talk about her problems and stuff. Now last time we were out with a bunch of her girlfriends, she got a little drunk and she was sayin that she dumped her ex Italian boyfriend because he was bad in bed, and because he had a small penis. Not even kidding. She said that shit in public! She said it was awkward to give him blowjobs because her hand would almost cover his whole penis. Funny thing is that I know the guy, met him once, and he's like 6 feet. How can he possibly have a penis that small? Doesnt make sense. I'm like 5'7 and my penis is like a little above 5 inches erect. Do you think that's too small? Anyways, I really like this girl but now I'm scared to move forward and ask her out. What if we get down to things and then she humiliates me and tells all her girlfriends how small I am? I live in a small town and this would literally ruin my reputation state-wide lol, what should I do? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-07-2012, 06:47 PM	#110 (permalink)
advive Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 165 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Motherfucker needs some reality classes. Calling girls superficial for not liking a short chubby guy with a small dick. But his going for this "smoking hot" chick, why don't you go for the ugly chubby but nice girls? Being a bit superficial don't you think? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter O Marina likes this.

02-07-2012, 08:39 PM	#112 (permalink)
MyOwnDemon Face Rocker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ohio Posts: 3,131 iTrader: 73 / 100%	Power > Money > Looks > Other Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter lincolndsp and IceToEskimos like this. __________________ I Design Custom Landing Pages Rates from $99+ -- Get a Free Quote. Banners, Landers, Minisites, Web Design & More. AIM: SiteStomp

02-07-2012, 08:59 PM	#116 (permalink)
BigWill A Living Legend. Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Nebraska Posts: 2,906 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Stefanie, will you be my girlfriend? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-08-2012, 09:51 AM	#129 (permalink)
BilltheButcher 3rd Party Clubs Rule Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Syracuse, NY Posts: 151 iTrader: 0 / 0%	If the penis thing is that big of a deal, save up $10k and go get penis enlargement surgery. Slap some alloderm on your dick, inject it into the head and be done with it. Every guy has this dream of dropping his pants and having the girl gasp from the sight of your donkey dick - I am a decent size (nothing porn huge) and for some girls in the past it was to painful, blowjobs were diffcult and anal was out of the question. Seems like you got a lot of other hangups, but don't change so you have this fake confidence. Nothing drives women more nuts then an obvious social tool pretending to be the life of the party. Since you are surrounded by women, it appears that they enjoy your company so you are doing something right or they think your gay. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter danke likes this.

02-08-2012, 02:26 PM	#132 (permalink)
Beach Affiliate Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 588 iTrader: 0 / 0%	1) Make women laugh. 2) Have friends. 3) Be interesting. 4) Be confident. 5) Be able to pay your own bills. Done. Attractiveness doesn't even really play into it at the end of the day. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2012, 12:35 AM	#136 (permalink)
Tom Ato young revolutionary Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 48 iTrader: 0 / 0%	ok this is just some sad shit. op, i got news for you: - first off hope does exist for your cock. google "jelqing". yes, it works. doesn't cost a dime. - second, if you want to get good with women, you have to commit to it. as nerdy as it sounds, its no different from launching campaigns. dont bother avoiding bars and clubs, cause you're doing that out of fear. so man up and face your fears head on instead. go to the gym and get swole. go out regularly and hit on girls. you will fail. a lot. a LOT. kind of like failing at CPA campaigns. you have to push through the bullsht and keep going out. I know this because I used to be exactly like you. I owe my turnaround to some wonderful people. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-11-2012, 08:08 PM	#139 (permalink)
Zaino Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 192 iTrader: 4 / 100%	if your worried about your johnson you really need to take a step back and re think your whole approach. Stop watching porn that shit is fake and will fuck up what you think it is supposed to be like. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-11-2012, 08:09 PM	#140 (permalink)
JanJanX Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 64 iTrader: 0 / 0%	yeah except any girl would pick a 9" over a 4". always. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-11-2012, 08:42 PM	#142 (permalink)
thelorax ¤ Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 761 iTrader: 2 / 100%	Tony Montana - Money, Power, Women - YouTube Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

02-13-2012, 03:14 PM	#143 (permalink)
O Marina Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 94 iTrader: 0 / 0%	what a fun thread Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

03-18-2012, 11:16 AM	#145 (permalink)
rusvik Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 380 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Here's the number one thing about getting girls: Talk much and loud about how great you are. Just don't do it all the time to no come off as insecure. Sure, women will SAY that a guy who only talks about himself, but most girls are really, really bad at telling bullshit from truth. That's why it's always a dude who will bring down some loser bragging about things he never did. Most women would never brag about something in public, so they think that men who do it, must really be the shit. Trust me, when it comes to making women attracted it's 9/10 much preferable to be able to bullshit with a straight face than to be humble. Disclaimer: Results may vary with smarter women. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter gcad1981 likes this.

03-19-2012, 04:03 AM	#146 (permalink)
masmiskun Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 7 iTrader: 0 / 0%	just go with the second choice, you get thefat guy andhis money. After you got the money you can get all big dick guy that you want. lol Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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