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JanJanX · 02-03-2012, 10:29 PM

What would you choose? Assuming all 3 are nice guys and gentlemans. I'm trying to understand what girls want.

EricVonDoobie · 02-03-2012, 10:31 PM

This thread has failed already. OP go kill yourself, thanks bro.

hakkairu · 02-03-2012, 10:33 PM

LMFAO.

JanJanX · 02-03-2012, 10:43 PM

Come on! I'm drunk and I need straight answers here. Yes I am a huge nerd and I don't understand girls. Never had. Why do they go for dumb assholes all the time? Beats me. I don't get it.

Philip P · 02-03-2012, 10:48 PM

Flyboy · 02-03-2012, 10:50 PM

Beta levels dangerously high

mikeshinobi · 02-03-2012, 10:51 PM

It's all about being an outlier male brah.

I can teach you to be an outlier male too. Just buy my $19 ebook and you can be an outlier male in 6 easy steps.

avatar33 · 02-03-2012, 10:52 PM

shawnhag · 02-03-2012, 10:57 PM

this is why sts is here...i guess

PunchMyFace · 02-03-2012, 10:58 PM

JanJanX · 02-03-2012, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeshinobi

It's all about being an outlier male brah.

I can teach you to be an outlier male too. Just buy my $19 ebook and you can be an outlier male in 6 easy steps.

so you're saying looks and dick size don't matter to bitches?

Blueicm · 02-03-2012, 11:00 PM

Enough said

stamp · 02-03-2012, 11:12 PM

^^ Oh noes

faceblogger · 02-03-2012, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricVonDoobie

This thread has failed already. OP go kill yourself, thanks bro.

this

Andrew Scherer · 02-03-2012, 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanJanX

Come on! I'm drunk and I need straight answers here. Yes I am a huge nerd and I don't understand girls. Never had. Why do they go for dumb assholes all the time? Beats me. I don't get it.

Whats wrong bro, did u get pwned by an alpha

ly2 from WF · 02-03-2012, 11:31 PM

You forgot the in shape, huge cock, and assloads of money group of men, which is of course the group I belong. Please add my group to your poll. Thanks.

mx=headroom · 02-03-2012, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanJanX

Come on! I'm drunk and I need straight answers here.

Come one guys, the homo needs a straight answer.

Veritas · 02-03-2012, 11:34 PM

Depends on what you look like, how much money you have, and if you got the balls to ignore hot chicks with big tits so they can come to you tenderly.

JanJanX · 02-03-2012, 11:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ly2 from WF

You forgot the in shape, huge cock, and assloads of money group of men, which is of course the group I belong. Please add my group to your poll. Thanks.

lucky fuck

JanJanX · 02-03-2012, 11:36 PM

how didthis thread turn into a sausage party anyways? I specifically requested girls. Fuck, even on an internet forum I can't get girls attention. I need another drink.

EricVonDoobie · 02-03-2012, 11:39 PM

Mods please lock this thread before it gets any sadder.

tomaszjot · 02-03-2012, 11:42 PM

Because me and Turbolapp are actually the only females on this forum I will give you the honest answer:

We sexy girls (and even ugly and fat as well) look for well educated athetic guy with big dick and fat wallet. If your dick is too small - we cheat on you. If your wallet is too thin - we cheat on you. If you are not handsome and athletic - we cheat on you. If you like computers more than girls - we cheat on you. If you are too skinny - we cheat on you. If you don't know how to give us satisfaction - we cheat on you. If you smoke - we cheat on you. We, hot girls, cheat all the time. In bars, pubs, clubs, parks, libraries, parkings, shops, schools, work places, planes, cars, subway, buses, McDonalds. We cheat with white, black, yellow and red men. With women and sometimes even dogs (and horses).

Hopefully this will clearify something and let you be more possitive about youself.

ly2 from WF · 02-03-2012, 11:44 PM

no women on the internets bro

except here: Free Cams World Wide - Browse Listings

enjoy

JanJanX · 02-03-2012, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomaszjot

Because me and Turbolapp are actually the only females on this forum I will give you the honest answer:

We sexy girls (and even ugly and fat as well) look for well educated athetic guy with big dick and fat wallet. If your dick is too small - we cheat on you. If your wallet is too thin - we cheat on you. If you are not handsome and athletic - we cheat on you. If you like computers more than girls - we cheat on you. If you are too skinny - we cheat on you. If you don't know how to give us satisfaction - we cheat on you. If you smoke - we cheat on you. We, hot girls, cheat all the time. In bars, pubs, clubs, parks, libraries, parkings, shops, schools, work places, planes, cars, subway, buses, McDonalds. We cheat with white, black, yellow and red men. With women and sometimes even dogs (and horses).

Hopefully this will clearify something and let you be more possitive about youself.

sad but true

IceToEskimos · 02-03-2012, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanJanX

so you're saying looks and dick size don't matter to bitches?

faceblogger · 02-03-2012, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomaszjot

Because me and Turbolapp are actually the only females on this forum I will give you the honest answer:

Don't lie bro. You no girl

stickyicky · 02-03-2012, 11:52 PM

First thing you need is a fucking ounce of confidence. Confidence just comes easier to those who are naturally well endowed and successful. You think if a girl were to read this thread they'd have any respect for you whatsoever? You aren't even respecting yourself with this shit.

faceblogger · 02-03-2012, 11:52 PM

SEOAgents.org · 02-03-2012, 11:52 PM

Ding Ding Ding Ding. LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomaszjot

Because me and Turbolapp are actually the only females on this forum I will give you the honest answer:

We sexy girls (and even ugly and fat as well) look for well educated athetic guy with big dick and fat wallet. If your dick is too small - we cheat on you. If your wallet is too thin - we cheat on you. If you are not handsome and athletic - we cheat on you. If you like computers more than girls - we cheat on you. If you are too skinny - we cheat on you. If you don't know how to give us satisfaction - we cheat on you. If you smoke - we cheat on you. We, hot girls, cheat all the time. In bars, pubs, clubs, parks, libraries, parkings, shops, schools, work places, planes, cars, subway, buses, McDonalds. We cheat with white, black, yellow and red men. With women and sometimes even dogs (and horses).

Hopefully this will clearify something and let you be more possitive about youself.

ly2 from WF · 02-03-2012, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by faceblogger

You know her pussy gets hot just thinking about him having sex with her mouth.

JanJanX · 02-03-2012, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyicky

First thing you need is a fucking ounce of confidence. Confidence just comes easier to those who are naturally well endowed and successful. You think if a girl were to read this thread they'd have any respect for you whatsoever? You aren't even respecting yourself with this shit.

But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.

stickyicky · 02-03-2012, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ly2 from WF

You know her pussy gets hot just thinking about him having sex with her mouth.

sucky sucky ruv u wrong time

IceToEskimos · 02-04-2012, 12:10 AM

reading this thread reminds me of the time I overheard two blind men talking about what a rainbow looks like.

pinchyfingers · 02-04-2012, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IceToEskimos

reading this thread reminds me of the time I overheard two blind men talking about what a rainbow looks like.

yep. Btw, IceToEskimos, I like you better since you've changed your avatar and I noticed the Tom Waits reference.

nickCR · 02-04-2012, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanJanX

But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.

Move to somewhere girls don't care. HAHAHAHA

stickyicky · 02-04-2012, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanJanX

But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.

Well let's see. You could start by having some respect for your body. They say every 35-50 pounds extra you carry = 1 less inch of penis. So start there. If you can respect and love yourself it becomes a lot easier for everyone else.

Could you love a woman who didn't love herself? Didn't respect her own body enough to keep it looking average at the very least? It's no mystery bro.

EricVonDoobie · 02-04-2012, 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanJanX

But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.

Step 1.) Stop thinking that being a short chubby guy with a below-average tool is something to lose confidence over. Derp. Problem solved.

I guarantee there are guys less conventionally "attractive" that are getting 10x the pussy you'd think was possible.

Russ86 · 02-04-2012, 01:05 AM

You want a straight answer? Stop being a fucking loser and get in shape and otherwise BETTER YOURSELF. In doing so, you will gain confidence, but more importantly self-respect, which is all you need, it will not only get you girls it will change almost every aspect of your life. Again, better yourself... If you don't have the balls to do that, you don't deserve the women you want.

*edit* Oh, and the whole cock thing, it really is a social stigma. Sadly, some girls buy into it and seek 7 foot tall black dudes. Find the right girls.

jacky8 · 02-04-2012, 01:11 AM

Simple.

Don't hope for Jessica Alba when you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool. Seriously.

Find something that is reasonable for you.

elucidex · 02-04-2012, 01:19 AM

This thread is full of fail but a couple guys gave solid advice - start with self improvement, work out, eat healthy, educate yourself, etc. Confidence is key. If you fail just keep trying.. just like AM bro. Hell you can even split test that shit.

EricVonDoobie · 02-04-2012, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Russ86

*edit* Oh, and the whole cock thing, it really is a social stigma. Sadly, some girls buy into it and seek 7 foot tall black dudes. Find the right girls.

There's really nothing sad about this. It's reason #2,381 it's great to not be a 7 foot tall black guy. In general the more sexually UNAPPEALING you are (by conventional American standards) the luckier you are, because you have that many filters set up against low-quality mates.

Is a shallow 10 going to fuck you? Nope. And that's why you should consider yourself lucky. In other words the most undesirable mates actually filter themselves out when you're considered unattractive, if that makes sense.

Russ86 · 02-04-2012, 01:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricVonDoobie

There's really nothing sad about this. It's reason #2,381 it's great to not be a 7 foot tall black guy. In general the more sexually UNAPPEALING you are (by conventional American standards) the luckier you are, because you have that many filters set up against low-quality mates.

Is a shallow 10 going to fuck you? Nope. And that's why you should consider yourself lucky. In other words the most undesirable mates actually filter themselves out when you're considered unattractive, if that makes sense.

Actually yeah, that does make sense.

JanJanX · 02-04-2012, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacky8

Simple.

Don't hope for Jessica Alba when you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool. Seriously.

Find something that is reasonable for you.

I see guys 10x worse than me with bombshells. How the fuck do they do it? Only explanation I can find is that they're paying big monies for that premium pussy. Or they have 10" cocks. I don't know.

Fuck, am I the only one in this situation? Isn't this a webmaster forum full of huge nerds like me? Why do I feel like I'm the only one that struggles with pussy? Damn

Shit, looking at the poll results so far, looks like the big cock guy is winning the race. That's what I thought, horny bitches.

kamired2 · 02-04-2012, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EricVonDoobie

There's really nothing sad about this. It's reason #2,381 it's great to not be a 7 foot tall black guy. In general the more sexually UNAPPEALING you are (by conventional American standards) the luckier you are, because you have that many filters set up against low-quality mates.

Is a shallow 10 going to fuck you? Nope. And that's why you should consider yourself lucky. In other words the most undesirable mates actually filter themselves out when you're considered unattractive, if that makes sense.

dam right, i'd be so fucking mad if 10s would consider fucking me

nanexo · 02-04-2012, 05:09 AM

Girls usually loves guys who were GOOD LOOKING. So all of the advices here were true. Typically girls do not have the same taste but in your situation seems like they were. LOL find someone who's gonna click in with your personality and don't get envy with those 7ft tall man who has a hot chick with a G size boobies and a thick pussy. DUH. it doesn't fit you at all. *lools like* but then find those girls who suites you. Just make yourself better as you could and it will unintentionally come your way. Okay? and by the way I like average guys who are sweet and of course can satisfy me

- Kris here.

ly2 from WF · 02-04-2012, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nanexo

Girls usually loves guys who were GOOD LOOKING. So all of the advices here were true. Typically girls do not have the same taste but in your situation seems like they were. LOL find someone who's gonna click in with your personality and don't get envy with those 7ft tall man who has a hot chick with a G size boobies and a thick pussy. DUH. it doesn't fit you at all. *lools like* but then find those girls who suites you. Just make yourself better as you could and it will unintentionally come your way. Okay? and by the way I like average guys who are sweet and of course can satisfy me

- Kris here.

Sigged.

DreamMachine · 02-04-2012, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JanJanX

But how do you get confidence if you're a short chubby guy with a below-average tool? Seriously.

She isn't going to know your cock size until you're sticking it in her, so who cares. And go to the gym.

Fuck, if all my problems were this easy I'd be richer than Billy G.

ncmedia · 02-04-2012, 07:22 AM

Hint: You're not ready.

If you pulled a 10, she'd have you shook fast. Hotter they are the more problematic and self conscious they are as their whole lives it's been love bomb compliments and fake attention (some exceptions obviously apply but bro if you're a beta you don't want a fake trophy chick for more than some play time trust me). Natural selection also plays a role re shit you can't explain (if it's real love/lust/whateva) so don't try to figure it/them out, figure yourself out and learn not to care - they respond better when you're not giving off desperate drool vibes. Usually when you see a couple where you're like "wow what is SHE doing with THAT guy?" it's a superiority complex re her not having to worry about the spotlight being taken, she reigns supreme by default and knows it, selfish but logical. Same goes vice versa when chicks see good looking beta guys with fuglies.

PS: Thread seems troll'ish.

PPS: Try rubbin' one out before you hit the town next time you go out - you give off good vibes vs horny/heat/gooogooo vibes all worried about if she's looking at you, just haz fun with life chicks notice a smile and an in charge self aware guy no matter what you look like.

amateursurgeon · 02-04-2012, 07:38 AM

Don't let your dick size worry you bro.

Just attach one of these to your crotch with duct tape.

They'll never notice the difference.

Your_Pal · 02-04-2012, 08:00 AM

this thread has failed on so many levels. damn save the nerd /

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02-03-2012, 10:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
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02-03-2012, 10:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
JanJanX Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 64 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Come on! I'm drunk and I need straight answers here. Yes I am a huge nerd and I don't understand girls. Never had. Why do they go for dumb assholes all the time? Beats me. I don't get it. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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02-03-2012, 10:51 PM	#7 (permalink)
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02-03-2012, 10:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
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02-03-2012, 11:12 PM	#13 (permalink)
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02-03-2012, 11:34 PM	#18 (permalink)
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02-03-2012, 11:36 PM	#20 (permalink)
JanJanX Banned Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 64 iTrader: 0 / 0%	how didthis thread turn into a sausage party anyways? I specifically requested girls. Fuck, even on an internet forum I can't get girls attention. I need another drink. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter O Marina likes this.

02-03-2012, 11:39 PM	#21 (permalink)
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02-03-2012, 11:42 PM	#22 (permalink)
tomaszjot Membership Suspended Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Albany Plantation Posts: 1,775 iTrader: 17 / 100%	Because me and Turbolapp are actually the only females on this forum I will give you the honest answer: We sexy girls (and even ugly and fat as well) look for well educated athetic guy with big dick and fat wallet. If your dick is too small - we cheat on you. If your wallet is too thin - we cheat on you. If you are not handsome and athletic - we cheat on you. If you like computers more than girls - we cheat on you. If you are too skinny - we cheat on you. If you don't know how to give us satisfaction - we cheat on you. If you smoke - we cheat on you. We, hot girls, cheat all the time. In bars, pubs, clubs, parks, libraries, parkings, shops, schools, work places, planes, cars, subway, buses, McDonalds. We cheat with white, black, yellow and red men. With women and sometimes even dogs (and horses). Hopefully this will clearify something and let you be more possitive about youself. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter Joshk, turbolapp, macman and 12 others like this. __________________ CCarter Certified Peasant

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02-04-2012, 01:19 AM	#40 (permalink)
elucidex Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NY Posts: 357 iTrader: 3 / 100%	This thread is full of fail but a couple guys gave solid advice - start with self improvement, work out, eat healthy, educate yourself, etc. Confidence is key. If you fail just keep trying.. just like AM bro. Hell you can even split test that shit. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-04-2012, 05:09 AM	#45 (permalink)
nanexo Banned Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Under the staircase Posts: 571 iTrader: -10 / 0%	Girls usually loves guys who were GOOD LOOKING. So all of the advices here were true. Typically girls do not have the same taste but in your situation seems like they were. LOL find someone who's gonna click in with your personality and don't get envy with those 7ft tall man who has a hot chick with a G size boobies and a thick pussy. DUH. it doesn't fit you at all. lools like but then find those girls who suites you. Just make yourself better as you could and it will unintentionally come your way. Okay? and by the way I like average guys who are sweet and of course can satisfy me - Kris here. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-04-2012, 07:22 AM	#48 (permalink)
ncmedia Relying On Talent... Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Toronto Posts: 817 iTrader: 0 / 50%	Hint: You're not ready. If you pulled a 10, she'd have you shook fast. Hotter they are the more problematic and self conscious they are as their whole lives it's been love bomb compliments and fake attention (some exceptions obviously apply but bro if you're a beta you don't want a fake trophy chick for more than some play time trust me). Natural selection also plays a role re shit you can't explain (if it's real love/lust/whateva) so don't try to figure it/them out, figure yourself out and learn not to care - they respond better when you're not giving off desperate drool vibes. Usually when you see a couple where you're like "wow what is SHE doing with THAT guy?" it's a superiority complex re her not having to worry about the spotlight being taken, she reigns supreme by default and knows it, selfish but logical. Same goes vice versa when chicks see good looking beta guys with fuglies. PS: Thread seems troll'ish. PPS: Try rubbin' one out before you hit the town next time you go out - you give off good vibes vs horny/heat/gooogooo vibes all worried about if she's looking at you, just haz fun with life chicks notice a smile and an in charge self aware guy no matter what you look like. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter RaptorJesus likes this. __________________

02-04-2012, 07:38 AM	#49 (permalink)
amateursurgeon Hot Metal and Methedrine Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Uncanny Valley Posts: 3,866 iTrader: 3 / 100%	Don't let your dick size worry you bro. Just attach one of these to your crotch with duct tape. They'll never notice the difference. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ Find keywords your competitors don't know about (yet) Industrial-strength keyword research from Term Explorer

02-04-2012, 08:00 AM	#50 (permalink)
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