onkelmicha

Moonshine all the way, used to have 2-3 gallon in my school locker all tw time.


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Matagascar

I imported & sold MP3 players when I was in year 11/12. Imported from China for ~$5 each and resold from anywhere between $30-$50. Coaxing other students to sell for me and they got a % of the sale was pretty fun.

statelizard

Yep.

High School - cigs, booze, a bit of pot, and a fuck ton of burned music back when cd burners were fairly new and everyone still had a dial up connection.

Ahh how I miss those days sometimes.

Russ86

POGS! I would practice my slamming technique for hours per day, then go play someone 'for keeps' rape their pogs and sell them back to other kids... business was good.

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ly2 from WF

I sold Jolly ranchers for $.10 each in middle school.

In high school I was selling nicks and dime bags.

then things got a little more serious after high school...

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dmnEPC

Started sellin Walgreens hand rolled cigars and passed them off as Cubans at 5 to $10 a pop. That escalated into beer and cigs which I pleed the fifth as to the origins

cougarclaws

You guys ever make spitball guns out of mechanical pencils? Like these



I made a bunch of those in 3rd grade and sold them during lunch time. Soon after, kids started getting suspended for having them. Goddamn school regulations forced me out of business.

Then pencil fighting got big in 6th grade. I had my mom buy me a ton of those fat pencils and I'd pump those before school. Then pencil fighting got banned too. Then I became a libertarian.

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zingo

I sold pinner joints in school.. true story bros

OrionSyndicate

I used to tint car windows for $150 in high school. Supplies cost $20.

Made some good money as a kid.

amateursurgeon

Yep, various contraband goods.

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character

i monetized my middle school and high school in ways that shouldnt be spoken of in a public forum

in elementary school i made my first 3 figures (woa) selling bb guns to 8 year olds yay

poisonsembrace

I use to be really scammy when it came to basketball cards. I'd clip images of cards from magazines, stick them on the front of another card and then round off the screws in those hard covers. Fake signatures and all that shit..

I would con my school mates into shit trades by telling them you had to halve the book value listed in Beckett as it was American dollars and we're Australian. I'd say you had to double the book value as the prices listed were Australian and American cards have to be traded in American currency (at this time the AUD was around 50c) when I needed to get more value from my own cards.

Looking back, I have no clue where that behaviour came from.

emperoryogi

Nothing as cool as you guys, but I would sell my class notes. I always took good notes, and at the end of the year students would be getting desperate around finals season and were willing to pay a few bucks for good revision material.

Always managed to sell a few packages at 10 bucks a pop.

DocApocalypto

i knew a guy that sold basketball cards in middle school and KILLED IT. as soon as some dude found a David Robinson or some shit that was "worth" 20 bucks it would just be a run. like others here, he was shot down by the man hard. he was a capitalist in middle school and then became this really annoying airchair communist in college. go figure.

flaw3d

Nothing crazy like dime bags,

Monster Drinks because I had the hookup at the distrubtion spot.
Had an adult purchase beer for HS students pretty much at any time.

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butcher

Nulled Amiga and Atari ST games on 3.5 floppy's, was ballin

productionhead

Slangin' DVDs over here. 50% porn 50% movies

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Johnathan

- Wholesale candy from Costco (middle school/highschool)
- Yugioh Cards and other various types of trading cards (early years)
- Graphic designs (myspace layouts when myspace was huge. I should have built a fucking layout site)
- Various gang's mixtapes ( I bought wholesale )

I was told I couldn't sell candy because they didn't know what was in the bag. I offered a skittles bag to the principal and he threatens to expel me. . .

eVandals

8x cdr burner and napster, making mixtapes and selling for $10 a pc

1yerrot

That's a smart hustle right there....

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erifdekciw

Pffft you guys ain't real businessmen. You gotta get that crazy crack candy that is hard to find. This was my stuff that got any kid in school begging to suck my dick for a hit.

BAM! Abra Cabubble


most of you probably never even heard of this sweet kiddy crack. Thats because in most stores it was usually tucked away near the veggies in a big rack filled with other kinds of candies you had to buy by the pound.

I sold these babies for 50 cents a pop. And everyone loved them. To this day I think they are the best candy/gum mix ever. Best thing was nobody knew where to get them and they always asked me where to buy them. Only through me baby, I never out'd my sources. I lived like a king until...

I fell victim to my own stash.. I OD'd on Abra Cabubble, got fat and died...

But then I was sent back until my task is finished... To be the greatest Abra Cabubble gum slinger ever.

Abra Cabubble helped me become the marketer I am today.

CitizenSmif

Cigarettes and also sold porn a couple times. Could buy alcohol since I was 14 so I'd either ask for money up front or keep the change. Things progressed from there.

It seems half of wickedfire has moved weed at one point

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Uncle Tony

Sure...I sold gmail invites when they were a big deal. Porn DVDs. And smuggled cellphones and ipods which weren't available in stores (India FTW). I dropped out in 9th grade so I never got the opportunity to get into the drug dealing business... ah well. The biggest cash cow was question papers of tests acquired beforehand. Each question sheet of a major exam would sell for $50 or more. I had to partner with some of the tougher kids for this business but still made good money for a kid... they'd acquire the papers and I'd sell them to the rich kids. No one gave a shit. No one studied or learned anything...

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troob

cocaine and ecstasy, in school, yesterday

Kenilworth

You want to hear a racket?

5th grade, friend and I colored on #2 pencils for $0.05-$0.10 based on the size of distance between the wood part and the lead.

Every time they sharpened the pencils, the color went away! and they paid to get it repainted...

Note got sent home, congratulating our entrepreneurship, but to cease and desist immediately because a school isn't a marketplace..

...and that's how it all started

negro2k

cocaine/crack sold that almost every day in jr high

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stick2Herbs

Bulk $2/g with partner

Sub contract out at $5/g.

Come on homie we major.

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-joe-

Used to sell toxic waste (these disgusting super-sour sweets) - they were basically impossible to find anywhere, I'd buy for £1, sell for £2. I used to load up a shopping basket full of them every day.

jlu87

I guess I was the only person here who sold study guides...but then kids started photocopying my big final study guide ($20) and sold copies for $5 each :/

Whatever, I bought an ATI video card for my POS Dell with that money.

Fixer

I sold sweets and chrisps for a bit, then moved onto cigs (but then started to smoke most of them myself!!).

My mate lived literally next door to school and used to sell bowls of cereal to my mates then get his mum to get more, classic!!

hakkairu

I used to try and make a profit off of airheads in school. Would sell mini ones for a quarter each. Then some kid snitched on me and apparently i wasn't allowed to sell in school and the assistant principal lectured me. haha the ol days

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infoslob

You sold cigarettes to high schoolers for $15 a pack?

Not really believing that.

1yerrot

Yeah right... Jr high? :/

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maverick1

weed/energy drinks/pirated software/food/candy etc i still stuff in highschool haha, energy drinks are money, i got a hookup i get cases of 24 for 10 bucks
and i sell for 2 a can

CitizenSmif

$2/g bulk. What were you selling? Caffeine?

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stamp

I sold porn stuff to the principal . Beat that Bitches ! LAWL

1yerrot

Riiiiiight....

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Unarmed Gunman

I used to sell these:

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stick2Herbs

Marijuana Cuzz

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RaptorJesus

I hustled pogs like a madman. Had an aunt who owned an antique store and she pulled all of the caps of a ton of old milk bottles that didn't sell. They were old as hell and I flipped every one of em for 5 bucks a pop.

Oh, and Marvel Cards. There was a technique for feeling packages for the hologram cards cuz they were slightly bigger than the other cards. Flipped those for 5 to 10 bucks to other comic geeks like myself.