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clyde · 02-09-2012, 08:45 AM

I needed some help finding a book since i couldnt find it on the computer search thing, i see a young pretty librarian in there so obviously i wasnt gonna ask her for help so i looked around for a guy or an older lady for help but couldnt fine one. So i kinda paced around pretending to look for books but i was actually trying to muster some strength so i could ask her for help. I finally walk up to her with shaky legs and start muttering that i couldnt find the book on the computer, i could feel my face turning red and i started sweating a bit, she said ok and looked on her computer, she said she knows where it is and that i should follow her, i said ok. I started walking behind her and she was wearing some nice tight jeans, at this point i just wanted to bolt the other way out of the library as i felt an anxiety attack coming on.

She found the area where the book was in and showed me where the book was and pointed at it, i picked it up from the bottom row, she touched my shoulder with her hand and said "did u need help with anything else sir?" I couldnt control myself and i felt an orgasmic feeling in my pants and liquid coming out, i cant believe this was happening. I turned around and looked at her with wide open eyes and i just froze and let out a war cry moan, she looked at me then down and realized was happened, she then screamed omg and ran the other way. I just ran the opposite way and blasted through the door, it was the back door so the fire alarm went off too. fuk brahs i dont know wut to do anymore this shiit sucks.

oohhh yeah copy-pasted from the infamous bodybuilding forum

Crisis · 02-09-2012, 08:50 AM

Someone needs to learn some self control, but it does just look like troll-bait. Premature ejac to the max?

Beach Affiliate · 02-09-2012, 08:51 AM

geomark · 02-09-2012, 09:02 AM

Where's that jizzed-in-my-pants vid from YouTube?

Your_Pal · 02-09-2012, 09:06 AM

lol this shit is getting posted on every forum.

ShadowCaster · 02-09-2012, 09:15 AM

Mugshot · 02-09-2012, 09:21 AM

IceToEskimos · 02-09-2012, 09:29 AM

Quote:

war cry moan

Joshk · 02-09-2012, 09:35 AM

I wish I could blow a load that easily.

Johnathan · 02-09-2012, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mugshot

I want to be that cat.

mx=headroom · 02-09-2012, 11:17 AM

And here I was expecting a story about how OP shit himself. I'm terribly disappointed to say the least.

geomark · 02-09-2012, 11:38 AM

I recently learned what a chili dog is.

Tobias Funke · 02-09-2012, 11:39 AM

I knew a guy who had a problem like that. He always had great stories.

mpbiz · 02-09-2012, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tobias Funke

I knew a guy who had a problem like that. He always had great stories.

amateursurgeon · 02-09-2012, 12:37 PM

tacoX · 02-09-2012, 01:48 PM

cool story bro.

GerardWon · 02-09-2012, 03:37 PM

^^

Wow, first grindhard, now tacoX -- sure is tough being a network owner on WF this week.

HKSEO Jonbones · 02-09-2012, 03:48 PM

It could at least be somewhat entertaining, even if it is troll bait

Suddenly_Ass · 02-09-2012, 04:09 PM

CitizenSmif · 02-09-2012, 06:24 PM

^ What the fuck is that?

Suddenly_Ass · 02-09-2012, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CitizenSmif

^ What the fuck is that?

Apologies. Better?

xpathfucker · 02-09-2012, 06:46 PM

^^^^OMFG

You the man!

02-09-2012, 08:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
clyde Self-proclaimed Expert Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: ✈ Posts: 2,585 iTrader: 21 / 100%	Just had an accident.. I needed some help finding a book since i couldnt find it on the computer search thing, i see a young pretty librarian in there so obviously i wasnt gonna ask her for help so i looked around for a guy or an older lady for help but couldnt fine one. So i kinda paced around pretending to look for books but i was actually trying to muster some strength so i could ask her for help. I finally walk up to her with shaky legs and start muttering that i couldnt find the book on the computer, i could feel my face turning red and i started sweating a bit, she said ok and looked on her computer, she said she knows where it is and that i should follow her, i said ok. I started walking behind her and she was wearing some nice tight jeans, at this point i just wanted to bolt the other way out of the library as i felt an anxiety attack coming on. She found the area where the book was in and showed me where the book was and pointed at it, i picked it up from the bottom row, she touched my shoulder with her hand and said "did u need help with anything else sir?" I couldnt control myself and i felt an orgasmic feeling in my pants and liquid coming out, i cant believe this was happening. I turned around and looked at her with wide open eyes and i just froze and let out a war cry moan, she looked at me then down and realized was happened, she then screamed omg and ran the other way. I just ran the opposite way and blasted through the door, it was the back door so the fire alarm went off too. fuk brahs i dont know wut to do anymore this shiit sucks. oohhh yeah copy-pasted from the infamous bodybuilding forum Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

02-09-2012, 08:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crisis Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 372 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Someone needs to learn some self control, but it does just look like troll-bait. Premature ejac to the max? Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2012, 08:51 AM	#3 (permalink)
Beach Affiliate Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 588 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter webnet and Tobias Funke like this.

02-09-2012, 09:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
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02-09-2012, 09:06 AM	#5 (permalink)
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02-09-2012, 09:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
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02-09-2012, 09:21 AM	#7 (permalink)
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02-09-2012, 09:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
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02-09-2012, 11:17 AM	#11 (permalink)
mx=headroom Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: I be where I am Posts: 1,111 iTrader: 54 / 100%	And here I was expecting a story about how OP shit himself. I'm terribly disappointed to say the least. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2012, 11:38 AM	#12 (permalink)
geomark Help Me Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: LOS Posts: 1,157 iTrader: 1 / 100%	I recently learned what a chili dog is. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ It means what I say it means - Thaksin Shinawatra

02-09-2012, 11:39 AM	#13 (permalink)
Tobias Funke I am not a gay webmaster Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 348 iTrader: 0 / 0%	I knew a guy who had a problem like that. He always had great stories. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2012, 12:37 PM	#15 (permalink)
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02-09-2012, 01:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
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02-09-2012, 03:37 PM	#17 (permalink)
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02-09-2012, 03:48 PM	#18 (permalink)
HKSEO Jonbones Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 134 iTrader: 0 / 0%	It could at least be somewhat entertaining, even if it is troll bait Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-09-2012, 04:09 PM	#19 (permalink)
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02-09-2012, 06:24 PM	#20 (permalink)
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02-09-2012, 06:46 PM	#22 (permalink)
xpathfucker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 229 iTrader: 0 / 0%	^^^^OMFG You the man! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

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