Click here for a cheap laugh - WickedFire - Affiliate Marketing Forum

BenPOF · 02-14-2012, 05:01 PM

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY WICKEDFIRE!

Amazon

DrewClement · 02-14-2012, 05:04 PM

Amazon

Suddenly_Ass · 02-14-2012, 05:06 PM

1yerrot · 02-14-2012, 05:15 PM

Me Not Laughing...

ly2 from WF · 02-14-2012, 05:30 PM

Infinite Keith · 02-14-2012, 05:42 PM

Happy Valentines Day!

Kerkat · 02-14-2012, 07:21 PM

Not laughing, but it was cheap.

bobsoap · 02-14-2012, 07:56 PM

Lol @ the "reviews"...

Quote:

The product only took a week to arrive, and got to my apartment just in time for my first real "date" since the gas station incident. You can bet I was nervous for this one. When I got off the bus to meet Carla in front of the Chili's, I just about had a heart attack! The only thing keeping me calm was knowing that I could not possibly run out of lube that night. I gave Carla a reassuring nod and smile, as if to say "Don't worry, Carla, I have plenty of lubricant for later."

The dinner was great, and after knocking back a couple Mojo Mango Margaritas, we were ready to head back to my apartment. I winked and told Carla, "Let's SLIP on out of here," to see if she understood the lubricant lingo. I think she did. Throughout the bus ride back, I grinned and hummed Luther Vandross tunes to set the mood.

When we got to my place, I already had a candle burning. It was by "Glade", which I think you pronounce like the singer Sade, because it is an exotic candle that smells just like real pine. After we got comfortable, I asked Carla if she could help me with the lube. She looked at me weird, and I couldn't tell if it was because she thought it was "too soon" or because I was pushing a mechanical lift to get the drum barrel out of the storage closet.

Quote:

As a Fertility Specialist for Pachyderms, this was exactly what we needed to help rebuild elephant populations all over sub-saharan africa. It's not all just Medications and IVF treatments. Some times you need a loudspeaker, a Barry White CD and a 55 Gallon drum of Lube.

Quote:

This is a hazard! I've already lost two cats in this thing. There should be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float

mikeshinobi · 02-14-2012, 08:01 PM

wat

learningcurve · 02-14-2012, 08:02 PM

I fucking nearly choked on my coffee reading the Barry White reference one.

Quote:

This is a hazard! I've already lost two cats in this thing. There should be a warning sticker or something. I assumed the cats would float, but they sunk like rocks into the lube. And no, it's not what you think. Don't be disgusting. I was trying to create my own cat lube wrestling league. You know, for sickos.

amateursurgeon · 02-14-2012, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeshinobi

wat

superb. rescued.

vinnybluedog · 02-15-2012, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateursurgeon

superb. rescued.

potentialeight · 02-15-2012, 09:08 AM

Amazon

In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.

Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered.

nickCR · 02-15-2012, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobsoap

Lol @ the "reviews"...

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.

Edit: I meant to ask.. what was Ben doing looking for a 55 gallon barrel of Lube anyway!

vinnythejinny · 02-15-2012, 11:14 AM

reviews and those related products are fucking epic.

This is just amazing:

Amazon

daseoman · 02-15-2012, 01:01 PM

Thanks for some new niche ideas

And the reviews are great to say the least!

Tobias Funke · 02-15-2012, 01:21 PM

This review is from: How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men (Paperback)
Now I know a few new things. First, white women don't particularly like tentacles. I shouldn't take photographs of them and print their images on body pillows. Don't ask them for "Saki", huge misunderstanding occurred.

I'm now in a serious relationship with a white woman, and I couldn't be happier.

Tobias Funke · 02-15-2012, 01:24 PM

By

Amazon

-

Amazon

This review is from: Relaxman Relaxation Capsule
One drawback, when it was delivered the capsule had no bolt on the outside. But I'm handy, so I installed one.

I have been locking the wife and kids into the chamber from 7pm to 7am every evening, and boy am I relaxed. This really works.

Infinite Keith · 02-15-2012, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tobias Funke

By
Sailoil - See all my reviews

This review is from: Relaxman Relaxation Capsule
One drawback, when it was delivered the capsule had no bolt on the outside. But I'm handy, so I installed one.

I have been locking the wife and kids into the chamber from 7pm to 7am every evening, and boy am I relaxed. This really works.

You get an lol. Congrats!

02-14-2012, 05:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
BenPOF https://ads.pof.com Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 791 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Click here for a cheap laugh HAPPY VALENTINES DAY WICKEDFIRE! Amazon.com: Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant - 55 Gallon: Health & Personal Care Amazon Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ http://blog.ads.pof.com/

02-14-2012, 05:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
DrewClement WF Premium Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Victoria, BC Posts: 970 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Amazon.com: 3B Scientific W43014 Testicle Self Exam Form: Industrial & Scientific Amazon Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________ My Job is to Make YOU Money..Help ME Help YOU!! [email protected]

02-14-2012, 05:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Suddenly_Ass assbot v1.01 Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Online Posts: 513 iTrader: 0 / 0%	Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-14-2012, 05:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
1yerrot An Inglorious Bastard Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dominican Republic Posts: 3,428 iTrader: 81 / 100%	Me Not Laughing... Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter __________________

02-14-2012, 05:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
Infinite Keith goes on forever. Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 1,407 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Happy Valentines Day! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-14-2012, 07:21 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kerkat Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 113 iTrader: 1 / 100%	Not laughing, but it was cheap. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-14-2012, 08:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
mikeshinobi Certified SE1 Specialist Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Indiana, US Posts: 594 iTrader: 15 / 94%	wat Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter amateursurgeon and vinnythejinny like this. __________________

02-15-2012, 09:08 AM	#13 (permalink)
potentialeight Quality Content Writer Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: NC Posts: 989 iTrader: 11 / 100%	Amazon.com: Ass Goblins of Auschwitz (9781933929934): Cameron Pierce: Books Amazon In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children. While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won't be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids. Forget everything you know about Auschwitz...you're about to be Shit Slaughtered. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter FerrisHilton and ShadowCaster like this. __________________ High-Quality Content Writer $3 per 100 words, discount rates available http://www.potentialeight.com

02-15-2012, 11:14 AM	#15 (permalink)
vinnythejinny Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 1,372 iTrader: 2 / 100%	reviews and those related products are fucking epic. This is just amazing: Amazon.com: UFO-02 Detector: Industrial & Scientific Amazon Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-15-2012, 01:01 PM	#16 (permalink)
daseoman Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 405 iTrader: 21 / 100%	Thanks for some new niche ideas And the reviews are great to say the least! Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-15-2012, 01:21 PM	#17 (permalink)
Tobias Funke I am not a gay webmaster Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 348 iTrader: 0 / 0%	This review is from: How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men (Paperback) Now I know a few new things. First, white women don't particularly like tentacles. I shouldn't take photographs of them and print their images on body pillows. Don't ask them for "Saki", huge misunderstanding occurred. I'm now in a serious relationship with a white woman, and I couldn't be happier. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

02-15-2012, 01:24 PM	#18 (permalink)
Tobias Funke I am not a gay webmaster Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 348 iTrader: 0 / 0%	By Sailoil Amazon - See all my reviews Amazon This review is from: Relaxman Relaxation Capsule One drawback, when it was delivered the capsule had no bolt on the outside. But I'm handy, so I installed one. I have been locking the wife and kids into the chamber from 7pm to 7am every evening, and boy am I relaxed. This really works. Share Share this post on Digg Del.icio.us Technorati Twitter

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode