Welfare. Anyone on it?



If you are a single male who is unemployed in Colorado who is living by yourself, you get $200 a month for food.
 
I could never bring myself to actually try to claim welfare even if I was eligible.

There was a time not to long ago when I was so broke my wife and I were counting nickles and dimes to be able to afford food and I still refused to get any kind of government support.
 
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I could never bring myself to actually try to claim welfare even if I was eligible.

There was a time not to long ago when I was so broke my wife and I were counting nickles and dimes to be able to afford food and I still refused to get any kind of government support.

I hear you on that, but you know what? You've paid for it through your taxes. Might as well take back some of your own money when you really need it.
 
I've been trying to figure out a way to get back some of the literally $100k's I've paid in bullshit taxes over the years. Any ideas?
 
of course I'm on welfare. How the fuck you think I afford all this milk, son?

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It would be a lot cheaper if it wasn't for dairy price supports. So the gov takes taxpayer money to raise the price of milk, then takes more taxpayer money to give to welfare recipients to buy overpriced milk. And that's how transfer of wealth is done in the U.S.
 
of course I'm on welfare. How the fuck you think I afford all this milk, son?

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BTW could you please stop playing Justin Bieber "Baby" every single night? My children want to sleep. Also, if you don't stop to beat your wife and kids I will finally call Police. Urinating in front of my door doesn't amuse me anymore as well.

Your neighbour,

Tom